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Modern Mummification Processes


[Photo by Lastnitesparty]
I remember back when I was in elementary school (b4 I got my G.E.D.), we used 2 have an fun activity on Halloween where we’d get single ply toilet paper and have a race to mummify one of our classmates. I remember on Halloween, every1 used 2 b rlly hyper, since every1 had a bunch of candy. It’s kinda weird how things never change. U grow up, and u still have the same perspective as when u were a kid. U do the same things, u feel inadequate. U always feel like ur dealing with people who have simple emotions and simple feelings that u tip toe around.

Things never change.

/// miss u childhood ///

I miss my dad b4 he cheated on my mom and left her ‘fractured’/feeling like ‘less of a woman.’

miss yall

Part of the Toilet Paper Mummy game never dies

i miss my lonely, single aunt/free-spirited teacher who was gonna die alone

It is an international game.

When I participated in Teach For America (Teach 4 ASIA/AZNs), I brought knowledge of this game to them.

Even after my uncle got “Lieutenant Danned”/couldn’t walk n e more after returning from the War in Iraq, we still played the game with him.

/// life
/// used
/// 2
/// be
/// s0
/// meaningful / special / authentic without having 2 think abt it.

BUT SRSLY… does n e 1 know why ‘mummies’ were even a fashion trend? Don’t understand why some1 would wear that unless they lived in the Middle East oppressed part of the world.

[Photo by Last Night's Party]

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13 Comments

  1. Posted November 20, 2008 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    they did the mash!

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  2. tabitha boobieyay
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    What a stupid fucking reeeeemix!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jZ9oDMz_w

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  3. Posted November 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    Is there some sort of religious symbolism behind this carles?

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  4. Rick Moreanus
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    did u know that theres an alt in the real-life meme picture below thats about 2 play?

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  5. i
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    im starting an alt-grocery center. not like those co-ops you see volvos and 10 speeds at, more like a hut where theres food all over the place and you have to pick out grocery items for strangers and trade baskets at the counter. kinda like a suprise yall. i sure like me a good gaff. cke.

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  6. Posted November 21, 2008 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    im starting a gladiator themed grocery store where the food is in drastic demand and supply is in dire shape, each customer will have to battle each other for cans of named brand soup and ceriels, to the loser goes the generic brands. to the winner? GLORY

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  7. anonymous
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    how did u find all those

    u are amazing

    <3 u

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  8. zippy
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    Dear toiletpapermummygame,

    Not missing you as of late..guess bc Ive moved onto “bigger/better/complex” versions of you.

    http://www.geocities.com/man.good89/Watanabe2.jpg

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  9. sydney
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    lol i love you
    i read your damn blog every damn day.

    post more pix of anything

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  10. Posted November 21, 2008 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    So do most alts end up getting GED’s? I ask this because one of my zany myspace alt musicians dropped out of high school since it’s like an alt torture camp. It makes me sad when the entry level alts can’t “be authentic” and “express who they really are” and get all the true creativity and intelligence beaten out of them from an early age.

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  11. valen
    Posted November 22, 2008 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    maybe it’s b/c the crystal castle crimewave video with t he mummy bro? or was he a zombie?

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  12. Posted November 24, 2008 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    “Lieutenant Danned”/couldn’t walk n e more… amazing.

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  13. Jerm
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    u have the coolest pics carles..i’m taking some of them

    Reply

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