My Authentic Life Is Full of Authentic Props (in my Authentic Apartment)

How many authenticAlt props can u count in this video?
The person who guesses + itemizes them correctly will receive a case of Diet Rock Star NRG drink.

This is my idea of a perfect day. This is my authentic life. One day, I will be the star of a meaningful reality show shot with my best altBagBro's HighDefinition camera which he obtained with a Canadian Art grant. It will be an opportunity to showcase my environment. This is my personal space (my apartment is a well designed space). This is my meaningful major metropolitan area. I will walk around the city, and I will cover walls with printed out 'meaningful statements typed in Helvetty' on 8.5x11 paper. My contribution to society will be converting 'internet memes' into 'real life' memes [via computer paper + my HP inkjet printer].

The overall tone of this video is 'hopeful' and with a healthy dose of 'meaningful.'
Kinda wonder if it was shot b4 or after Obama won the Presidenthingy.