Yall. I’m nervous. I DJ 4 the first time this weekend. I just spent 12 hours on the hype machine searching for tracks with the word “remix” in them. I also downloaded an illegal version of Abeltonnns. Hope the license doesn’t crash on me. I have a backup system ready where I have iTunes, Winamp, Windows Media Player, and various artist myspaces open so that I can go back and forth between songs if my DJ program crashes. Think it should work out. I read that’s what GirlTalking does.
s000 nervous.
Will I be the next Justice if I unplug my amplifier?
///Photo by TheCobrasnake /////
[ALTERNATE COMMENTARY FOR THE SAME PICTURE]
“Shouldn’t have had that extra __________.”
a) Chili’s item
b) Sparks
c) Pabst Blue Ribbon LolliPop
d) PBR Taffy
e) DOTS
f) LSD SOUNDSYSTEM
g) bttrfngr
h) electro
i) hipster runoff cereal
j) Papa John’s Buff Wings
k) Choose.Your.Own.Adventure
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27 Comments
h8 puking
<3 winamp
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CRLS you will do awsum i belieif in u!!
go CRLS go!!!
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dON’t forget to wear a mask. N prolly u should get 2 masks and have a friend stand next 2 u. Then u’ll have fans.
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//////////Reply by lol
//////////Posted November 21st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
CRLS
HPSTRRNFF FGGTR(Y)
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winamp def. helps when dj’ing.
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CTRL.ALT.DLT.
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AZ YII YII
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srsly yall
WHERE CAN I BUY HRO CEREAL?!?!?!?!/////////////
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Fuck Winamp. Praise be to MediaMonkey (plus they have great support).
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Another hilarious post. Seriously, I have no clue how one can be such a prolific writer and remain consistently funny. HRO rules.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 21st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
@Comfortably Smug,
CRLS IS FROM OUTERSPACE
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good luck, where u playing?
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a) media monkey ftw
b) CRLS u HAFF to play the NEW uffie trck . i think iz called “NVR EnUFFIE Coke”
c) i am having a prty tonight- ELECTROJUNGLE theme
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h. electro
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shouldnt have had that extra AIDS
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you should try traktor instead of albetonn, it’s pretty decent for starts
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//////////Reply by prot0 french-shower
//////////Posted November 22nd, 2008 at 3:42 am
@christian, haha, he’s serious..
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//////////Reply by haha//sooomeaningles
//////////Posted November 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 am
@prot0 french-shower, haha pissing on women
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I wnt hro cereals
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wear a HRO jacket!
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poor gaspy jus wanted to b curt cobaine
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i heard you suck live…
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shouldn’t have had that extra mojito, joint, & sweet potato fry last night. h8 vom voming so bad
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check out these alt sea-creature n00dz:
http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Marine-Biology/Nudibranchs-Beautiful-Animals-You-Never-Knew-About.332429
neon bloods!
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papa ginos- its cheaper we all eat there and its alot more likely to make u puke…my not-cool dad says the local one even used to sell pitchers of beer way back when
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even though I don´t really follow your blog n e more and used to laugh more about it some months ago I think having you as a DJ must be awesoooooome!!! your music posts rock, you´ll do it! =)
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Definitely a mix of A,B, and H…..I got some SxSw egg rolls and fajitas (to go) and I had like 12 sparks all while listening to electro….it wasn’t good for my insides
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Is it funny/sad when people start writing like HPSTRRNF just so their comments get noticed/appreciated?
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//////////Reply by hurr
//////////Posted November 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
@John Smith,
HPSTRRNFF
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k)Sparks and HRO cereal ice cream protein feedbag shake.
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you are a faggot
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If all you do is get your tracks from hype machine, you gotta be the biggest poser dj ever.
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