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ObamaAlt + AltBro

By Carles | November 8, 2008


I wish I could chill with Barry Obama.
I could tell him what we should do to make our country more authentic.
I have a dream…
I have a dream that one day alts and mainstreamers will walk 2gether under 1 flag.
This flag will be an alternative, minimalisty designed flag under the Altnited States of Altmerica.
If Barry was my altBro, I’d teach him about my life. I’d tell him about palestinian scarves, child predator glasses, and even what Sparks feels like.

I love you, Barry. My world is a better place with you in it. One day, we will write a song together.
It will be an epic meaningful banger, with a bunch of samples (kinda like a Crystal Castles song).

I am gonna miss meaningful celebrity pupu platters, yall. :-(
Feel like the meme economy is in crisis.

Barry Obama: The New Justice?

[Photo by The Cobrasnakey]

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13 Comments

  1. MeganAlt
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    So Alt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=763vmCrRBDg

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  2. SeanA
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    I wish Barry could be my AltMentor. He seems like he would have an external HD full of reallie exclusiv Joostiz rmxs

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  3. kthrn
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    First Bliplster prez yall!~

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  4. anonymous
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    WOW DAT IS A GR8 COSTUME

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  5. kthrn
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    Obama is the cool Dad for all of Altmerica. Daddy Obama will nurture us into the most authententic autonomous alts we can be. He may be slightly demanding but he only does it cause he loves us and wants to challenge us to strive to new lvls of atldom, so someday we will be able to be the alt super power we are desitened to be.(MANIFEST DESTINY Y’ALL) No longer will young alt youths be looking to icelands englands and frances for authetic alt meaning in life. We will no longer be made to feel “less than” by the Ed Banger crews of the world. WE WILL BE OUR OWN ALT HEROS. YES WE CAN!

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    //////////Reply by LL
    //////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    @kthrn, YES WE CAN!!!

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  6. Hemaly
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    Uncanny resemblence.

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  7. anony
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    Well he is taking suggestions over at change.gov. Maybe you should start putting out the mainstream agenda weekly talking points.

    I almost bought a can of sparks the other day but then I found out it’s only 6% alcohol? Sorry but I don’t wanna get “a little buzzed”… I wanna get FUCKED UP and sparks just ain’t gonna do it. red bull, check, vodka, check.

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  8. gheyzn
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    I vuz t0t4lly Th3r3! 4 realz jyo!

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  9. maulie
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    that guy soo got laid

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  10. bitchni
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 1:10 am | Permalink

    yo, fuck scarlett johansson, yo

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  11. tenglish
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 1:40 am | Permalink

    three thingered altbro.

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  12. dax jax
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    The elongated face on the guy with the pimp hat is very annoying.

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  13. Jana TheJunction
    Posted November 11, 2008 at 5:18 am | Permalink

    Fact: they are both just so lovable…

    Reply

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