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I wish I could chill with Barry Obama.
I could tell him what we should do to make our country more authentic.
I have a dream...
I have a dream that one day alts and mainstreamers will walk 2gether under 1 flag.
This flag will be an alternative, minimalisty designed flag under the Altnited States of Altmerica.
If Barry was my altBro, I'd teach him about my life. I'd tell him about palestinian scarves, child predator glasses, and even what Sparks feels like.
I love you, Barry. My world is a better place with you in it. One day, we will write a song together.
It will be an epic meaningful banger, with a bunch of samples (kinda like a Crystal Castles song).
I am gonna miss meaningful celebrity pupu platters, yall. :-(
Feel like the meme economy is in crisis.
Barry Obama: The New Justice?
[Photo by The Cobrasnakey]
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@kthrn, YES WE CAN!!!
Uncanny resemblence.
Well he is taking suggestions over at change.gov. Maybe you should start putting out the mainstream agenda weekly talking points.
I almost bought a can of sparks the other day but then I found out it's only 6% alcohol? Sorry but I don't wanna get "a little buzzed"... I wanna get FUCKED UP and sparks just ain't gonna do it. red bull, check, vodka, check.
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Fact: they are both just so lovable...
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