The Olsen Twins Have Lived Meaningful Lives BC they chose to be ‘alt’ instead of ‘mainstream’


I was reading PEDESTRIAN.TV, and I saw that the Olsen twins are about to publish a meaningful scrapbook:

The latest venture being a coffee table book titled “Influence” which seeks to share the Olsen’s own pop culture influences (everyone from Terry Richardson, Karl Lagerfeld and Radiohead).

I rlly need 2 start to think about which pop culture references have had huge impact on my life. Should I start listening to more abstract Radiohead lyrics that I can apply meaning to? Just need 2 make a coffee table book/meaningful scrapbook.

I feel like I can really gain from reading the Olsen Twins’z memes, since they had a gifted childhood, and now life an authentic alternative life. They have access 2 anything they could ever want. The Zaniest accessories. The kutest males. The finest drugs. The best Buffalo Exchange outlets. Autoacceptance to any respected alternative university in the world. They have it all, yall.

We need to jump on this opportunity to get inside of their heads.

N e ways…Pedestrian.tv obtained pictures from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s book. I thought I’d post them so that yall can ‘relate’ to them.




Do yall feel ‘closer’ to the Olsen twins now?
Don’t u luv when the special-est people in the world share their beautiful minds & memes with u?
Isn’t it refreshing to see that even ‘celebs’ have zany, random, meaningful thoughts going through their heads?
How old were u when u made ur first/last meaningful scrapbook?

     
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18 Comments

  1. anonymous
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    Are the pages coated in plastic/jizz resistant? I will prolly be tugging myself off in close proximity to this book fairly frequently.

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  2. Al
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    you got it dude [yall]!

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  3. caswell
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:36 am | Permalink

    being such big stars and not having any truley balistic drug problems and or breakups makes them less alt then they acclaim to be. i know ashley/mary whotfc was all about cocaine one year but thats expected. in my eyes these girls are just altbags.

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  4. confused
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    not sure i could read it – i mean, i love livestrong! and lance armstrong – so i’d want to read about olsen thoughts about banging him out dirty style — but then on the other hand… miss heath too much. too soon… maybe later, but can’t read the book right now. I would buy a CRLS / HRO related book. this could be a good meaningful product from CRLS/HRO to sell, the funds could provide CRLS/HRO with more meaningful experiences. just saying y’all.

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    weekends

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    @confused, Ya maybe Hipster Runoff should make a coffee table book about true-alts and meaningful experiences.

    it will be called authenticity. wait maybe in quotation marks.

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  5. glamrockonabudget
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    no one will read this expect the teenies pssd off cause there aint no more Hannah Montana yall, mylies movin on.

    cNt w9 for jeremiah green to do a biography. ‘crack ruled my life, if it weren’t for a pop song that went gold, i still be addicted, thank god we can all float on. (especially when you eat a lot of cake…(ISAAC CAKE EATER?)

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  6. Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    yep but everybody knows that between the two, MK is about 14x more alt-er

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  7. Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    WTF does this have to do with Barack Obama?

    I think u forgot to ‘Barack Da Blogga’

    http://bloggingourway2bombay.com/2008/11/03/maybe-we-should-blog-about-that-black-guy-more-ba-rock-dablogga/

    mandatory obama reference today or tomorrow in all blogs, dude

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  8. jonnypure
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    THESE BIRDS R LAMESSSSSSS N FAR 2 RICH 4 ALTNESS. U CANT B ALT N HAVE 1000 SHOES ON THEY ALSO CUM A DIMEBAG A DOZ IN NYC, BK, SME PARTS OF QUEENSS SO FOCK EM ALSO CRYSTIE CASTIES WERE ILL LASS WEEK NY NO DANCING? ……………….PURDY BEET ALSO CRLS IS 26 THE NEW 36? DAM IT HURTSSS, MAYBE I SHLD NOT BLEED NEON N JUSS BLEED FOLK? UGH BEET

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  9. THACHTER
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    “life is more meaningful when things are interesting-looking in a vintage-hippie kinda of way”

    GOLDEN

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  10. littlesparrow
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    oh crls, ‘cut it out’ :p

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  11. AZNx2
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    h8 gypsy twins. too alt 4 my mnstrm taste.

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  12. Posted November 3, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    They aren’t alt. Their fortune is composed of ticking mainstreamers to worship them and buy their kmart perfume. They have tried to go alt, but you can’t be alt when people in the midwest are obsessed with you

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  13. chloeee
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    ahahaha oh wow this is awesomely vile

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  14. Posted November 3, 2008 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    This is the worst thing of my life.

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  15. anonymous
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    ONE KILLED HEATH

    THAT IS PRETTY ALT IF U ASK ME

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  16. anon
    Posted November 4, 2008 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    this post just reminds me of how hard I use to tug it to STEPH, these lil jitz weren’t even on my radar…

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    anon

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    @anon, oh shit, i swear i’m not 27

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  17. claire ht
    Posted November 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    omgz i totally have those pokadot sunglasses

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  18. MKA Fan
    Posted October 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    This book made me squirt a lot of sperm, that’s all I know!

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