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Child Predator glasses will never die.
Child Predator glasses have been around forever.
Child Predator glasses can make u look like an authentic kreep, no matter how upper-middle class your family is.
Child Predator glasses help u distance ur personal brand from society’s norms.
Child Predator glasses make u look ‘a lil smart’ and ‘a lil crayzee.’
Child Predator glasses may or may not be the new shutter shades.
Child Predator glasses help u see in the dark when ur trying 2 murder some1.
Child Predator glasses turn u into some1 that u nvr thought u could be.
Child Predator glasses are the lenses through which most of America’s biggest tragedies were masterminded & executed.
///// Will Barry Obama ban child predator glasses? ///
Previous ChildPred coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/child-predatoring-is-a-serious-business.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/part-of-the-child-predator-never-dies.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/just-bc-i-dont-blog-about-child-predators-n-e-more-doesnt-mean-u-should-let-ur-guard-down-2.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/what-is-the-name-of-this-style-of-glasses.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/girl-talk-i-created-child-predator.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/we-dont-care-abt-the-child-predator-glasses-folks-pbj.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/the-lead-singer-of-hot-chip-his-child-predator-glasses.html
XX BONUS ALTBRO who is waaay 2 into blogs XX
{photo by lastnightsparty}
“I am an authentic altbro. I read mp3 blogs. I own a tshirt of my favourite MP3 blog instead of tshirt of my favourite band. I support RCRD LBL bc they allegedly pay artists when they post their music. Most music blogs are just predators and don’t care about artists. Most mp3 blogs just want to get paid, and don’t care about what they are contributing to making the music industry a level playing field where we can appreciate what is truly worth appreciating. One day, I will start a music blog. One day, my blog will change the way that people see the music industry. I have a Macbook and a couple of digital cameras. I have big dreams. But I would settle for a tug.”
-some altBro
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15 Comments
can we get a weekly/monthly update on personal brand stocks? i need to kno what i should be buying into and what i need to sell so that my brand doesn’t suffer due to the unpredictable times
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//////////Reply by SPARKZ89
//////////Posted November 25th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
@anon, srsly, my RyanAdams Altbag personal brand was just recently shored up, despite a failing economy, by the fact that I got non-child predator glasses. I need to know whether to switch to predators or sell the whole brand off and go back to zany kidz color [[AUTHENTICALLY THRIFTED]] t shirts. Also, this will help determine whether I start doing “The elESDee” again or just become really opinionated about beer.
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//////////Reply by plastic fang
//////////Posted November 26th, 2008 at 7:22 am
@SPARKZ89, SRS, personal brand stock ticker = best idea HRO has ever been exposed to. And yes leather jackets are still on the decline guys.
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i am a predator
thats why i wear those glasses
i pray on defenseless DJ’s and Musicians
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I can only tug 2 altz who wear glasses. Does this make me a predator?
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//////////Reply by con
//////////Posted November 26th, 2008 at 3:24 am
@SPARKZ89, it definitely makes u ghey
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haha good stuff.
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i’m like a bird
i always fly away
just wanna know where my soul is
just wanna know where my home is yall
nly furtad
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I just like that right behind our child pedo is a guy holding another guy up, ass on chest style.
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POST MORE DUMPTRUCK!
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carles plz blog abt acrsdauniverz its the best docu i ever seen. even xavx2 bottles a guy wooo
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kinda wish someone would just deliver a pizza to me out of the blue. Sucks it doesn’t happen more often.
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//////////Reply by freeloader
//////////Posted November 26th, 2008 at 3:26 am
@haircut specialist, what’s ur phone #?
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CHLD PRD WTH NO LENSE 2K8.1/4 = MNGFULL ALT
2K9 – 2010 2011 MSTRM>>> ENTRY LVL ALT TUGJB 4 ALL
JUSTICE A CROSS THE UNIVERSE DVD
ALT ASS & TITTIES (DJ ASSAULT)
HEY woohoo
jst saw jstceee a + the unvrs dvd, it is mnd blwng, NVR WNT TO A LIVE JSTICEEE SHW
<3 the alt ass & tts the part wher xvr bttls the drnk dude Is hnds dwn , u thnk he srsly got arrstd for tht?
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//////////Reply by woohoo
//////////Posted November 26th, 2008 at 4:52 am
@RCHRD,
YOU MUST BE A AUSFAG
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I have an old pair of glasses from high school and I was actually thinking of having the script updated but I now fear that they may in fact be child predator glasses. This is why I suck at fashion but I do wonder just how american apparel makes their t-shirts so soft and comfortable. It’s a conspiracy to make me inauthentic… all I wanna wear is aa shirts now!
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note: guy with child predator glasses + porno tash to the left of alt bro with blog t-shirt, plus alt bro with Justice T to the right.
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4 authentic child predators =
http://www.familywatchdog.us/
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Looking at these child predator glasses and thinking about what the next shutter shades will be, I couldn’t help but think of this.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k77/seriouslyomgwtf/spl63249_017.jpg?t=1227499216
Is Beyonce the next Kanye? Is Beyonce alt now?
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k77/seriouslyomgwtf/spl63249_006.jpg?t=1227499199
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k77/seriouslyomgwtf/spl63249_057.jpg?t=1227499247
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RCRD LBL IN THE HAUS!!!!!!!!
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