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Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren't u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let's go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft
U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout
XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX
My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle 'finding out I was adopted.' Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn't as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.
Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
Comments
where da entrylvl altbros @?
yzz, give me sum underage altboiz
@vipster, you must have missed the entry level alt bros from a couple weeks back.
cruize the middle school
kute grl liks your jetta car
take her home 2 mom
@whatuptokyo, hahahhaha
i think they switched that chick with a black baby on axeident
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Hey Crls,
I'm an adopted altBro.
My free spirited mom was to busy going to music festivals when I was born.
So she gave me to some mnstrmrs.
I wasn't adopted but don't worry because I still hated my life just as much as everyone else did growing up, yeah my parents divorced but that didn't really factor into it unless you count a douche bag stepfather...muh... could have always be worse.
ugh, i've met a lot of annoying girls dressed that way....
This is a nice post in an
This is a nice post in an interesting line of content, great way of bring Entry Level Alts to discussion.
Thanks for sharing this article, keep up the excellent work !
l-arginina
devote this blog to entry lvl alt jailbait
now.
@michael cera,
just love me.
@michael cera,
good plan! [i's can finally star!]
@michael cera,
edit: adopted entry lvl alt jail bate.
teeny alts
u gotta love em
I sure did
@JeDah, that's not a haiku
this is:
teeny bopper alts
u rilly gotta love em
i sure did slash do
Which one will become Mark's new girlfriend??
@Ollie, HAH! such a creep
entry level alts
a table cloth for a blouse
developing breasts
happy meal alt girls
get effed on a girl talk stage
eat a dick Juno
dude check it out crls adbusters did a feature/cover story about HIPSTERS! you should pry blog about this if you're worth half a shit!
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
p.s. do i get chili's giftcrad for finding this b4 u?
@fweddy,
are you being ironic?
bit slow on the find there..
@rambo, i just thought that he'd want to do a post about it since he got all heated about pitchfork bashing the scene, but they even go a few steps further in their critique... plus adbuster's is like the althipster's bible in terms of zine's.
big in 2k12?
http://newbornrodeo.com/2008/11/19/big-in-2012-2k12/
yep to a white family(im blipsterxpuertorican)
stop lying crls
Dear Crls
Is ths u?
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7171/carlescroppw1.jpg
Coole tunes, das errinnert
Coole tunes, das errinnert mich alles ein bisschen an den letzten Malta Aufenthalt den ich hatte. Dort haben wir relativ viel mit den Leuten vom urlaub malta zugebracht und uns mit ihnen unterhalten. War echt ne super Zeit gewesen, dabei haben wir uns dann auh stark über dieses Thema unterhalten. Schon cool wie das so läuft.
What is the age for sex in the US, because in OZ it's 16 so they aren't really jail bait here.
THE ELECTROWAR IS HERE!!>1!
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=213980_-1__0_~0_-1_5_2008_...
Jodi Foster's character in "Taxi Driver".
Oh how cute and sexually aware, more please.
Uffie's lil sister is 2nd from the left.
LESS altTEENS MORE altTWEENS
h8 entrylvlz. esp whn its not an age thng, they jst nvr progrss...lyk my rmmate... jst got a job at urban...does that progrss her? i dnt thnk so in her case.
check the tunes!!! myspace.com/tbls001
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