Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren’t u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let’s go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft
U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout
XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX
My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle ‘finding out I was adopted.’ Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn’t as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.
Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
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where da entrylvl altbros @?
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yzz, give me sum underage altboiz
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@vipster, you must have missed the entry level alt bros from a couple weeks back.
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cruize the middle school
kute grl liks your jetta car
take her home 2 mom
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//////////Reply by truth
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
@whatuptokyo, hahahhaha
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i think they switched that chick with a black baby on axeident
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Hey Crls,
I’m an adopted altBro.
My free spirited mom was to busy going to music festivals when I was born.
So she gave me to some mnstrmrs.
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I wasn’t adopted but don’t worry because I still hated my life just as much as everyone else did growing up, yeah my parents divorced but that didn’t really factor into it unless you count a douche bag stepfather…muh… could have always be worse.
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ugh, i’ve met a lot of annoying girls dressed that way….
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devote this blog to entry lvl alt jailbait
now.
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//////////Reply by dolphin
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
@michael cera,
just love me.
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
@michael cera,
good plan! [i's can finally star!]
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
@michael cera,
edit: adopted entry lvl alt jail bate.
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teeny alts
u gotta love em
I sure did
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//////////Reply by vipster
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 9:39 am
@JeDah, that’s not a haiku
this is:
teeny bopper alts
u rilly gotta love em
i sure did slash do
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Which one will become Mark’s new girlfriend??
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//////////Reply by a.
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
@Ollie, HAH! such a creep
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entry level alts
a table cloth for a blouse
developing breasts
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happy meal alt girls
get effed on a girl talk stage
eat a dick Juno
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dude check it out crls adbusters did a feature/cover story about HIPSTERS! you should pry blog about this if you’re worth half a shit!
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
p.s. do i get chili’s giftcrad for finding this b4 u?
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//////////Reply by rambo
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 12:39 am
@fweddy,
are you being ironic?
bit slow on the find there..
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//////////Reply by fweddy
//////////Posted November 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
@rambo, i just thought that he’d want to do a post about it since he got all heated about pitchfork bashing the scene, but they even go a few steps further in their critique… plus adbuster’s is like the althipster’s bible in terms of zine’s.
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big in 2k12?
http://newbornrodeo.com/2008/11/19/big-in-2012-2k12/
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yep to a white family(im blipsterxpuertorican)
stop lying crls
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Dear Crls
Is ths u?
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7171/carlescroppw1.jpg
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What is the age for sex in the US, because in OZ it’s 16 so they aren’t really jail bait here.
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THE ELECTROWAR IS HERE!!>1!
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=213980_-1__0_~0_-1_5_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=
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Jodi Foster’s character in “Taxi Driver”.
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Oh how cute and sexually aware, more please.
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Uffie’s lil sister is 2nd from the left.
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LESS altTEENS MORE altTWEENS
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h8 entrylvlz. esp whn its not an age thng, they jst nvr progrss…lyk my rmmate… jst got a job at urban…does that progrss her? i dnt thnk so in her case.
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check the tunes!!! myspace.com/tbls001
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