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I am an altino. My personal brand has been constructed from a murky adolescence. I had no admirable male figure in my life, leading me to who I am today. My life is a series of symbols [via tat + jacket patch] which I don't completely understand. I am not sure what each symbol means or if any of my implemented symbols might contradict another.

My personal choices are bold. However, there is a high level of uncertainty in my self-concept. I don't know who I am. I don't know why I got a butterfly tatty on my neck. I don't know if I am a boy or a girl. I don't know if I am a goth or a punk. I don't know if I am an emo or a pokemone. I do not know if I am electro or power pop. I do not know if I am 40 years old or 12 years old. I do not know if I am brown or white. I do not know if my hair is straight or Mexicurlie.

The MexicAlt Identity Crisis is one of the 50 most interesting cultural topics of the past 10000 years. Might go to grad school for anthropoly/sociology and write my thesis abt it. Do yall know of any universities that let u make ur thesis in powerpoint? h8 writing. need bullets & pix & wordart.

XX BONUS POKEMONES XX

Does n e 1 else hope Pokemones take over 1st World Countries?
According 2 wikipedia...

Pokemon is the name of an urban tribe among Chile's youth that surfaced in the late 2000s.[1][2] They are readily identifiable by their angular and pressed hairstyles, reminiscent of characters from the Japanese media franchise Pokémon. It is currently one of the largest and better known urban tribes in the country.
Pokemones dress similarly to other tribes, such as Otaku and Emo, but they are not followers of anime like the former, nor share the musical tastes of the latter.[7] Pokemones are livelier and extroverted. During parties they dance to reggaeton music, while kissing and groping with as many people (male or female) as they can, which they call poncear.[3] They make extensive use of the Internet, trading photos of themselves on image-sharing sites like Fotolog and communicating through MSN Messenger.
Pokemones are usually from the Chilean middle and lower class. They are frequently juxtaposed against another group, the so-called peloláis, well-to-do girls with long, straight fairer hair from private, Catholic schools.


s00 scared of the Pokemones in 2k9

(maybe there's a lil bit of pokemonfggt in all of us)

Comments

Altbagyness Deyn's picture

@jean jacket: Hollywood Holt is a mexi-alt?!

Entry level alt's picture

@Altbagyness Deyn,

I thought it was him but I wasn't sure.....he looks mixed or puerto rican (like me)

Altbagyness Deyn's picture

@Entry level alt,

It's not Holt, but damn dude is jacking his style/look.

Sal 8081 hogs's picture

@Altbagyness Deyn, It's Holts stunt double

Armon's picture

wow that pokemones thing is crazy.

tryin2findmyself's picture

h8 pokemones s0 bad

FGGT's picture

@tryin2findmyself,
<3 pokemones so much

caswell's picture

omgggg

altwoo's picture

dude, you read a lot. impressive. i thought the pokemon thing was a joke.

ruthie's picture

ain't no pokemonfggt in me.

blackAlt&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;blipster's picture

sometimes your writing borders on genius. this shit is amazing carles.

ph's picture

hey carles, Im studyng Comunications theory, and I remember we spoke about the pokemones in SNTG chillies a.k.a. santiago chile.

ps. give me your twitter number

Joe's picture

Carles... thos pkmn thngs... thyre acctly real? Im scrd. Shld I b?

holls's picture

Carles-- I have to know this-- please-- really need to know this--

WHO R U?
i think you are the cobra snake? am I right?

Please post the address to your linkedin.com account please oh fucking please.

Pjammaz's picture

IF
pokemones = the hype 'round poke-hair
THAN
ALTemones=???

lawl's picture

i didnt know pkmns exsisted until 5mins ago. thnx for informing us abt them carles, gotta watch out:

"while kissing and groping with as many people (male or female) as they can"

get back in ur pokeball!! throw all the pokeballs into hell!!

Anon's picture

pretty sure i see a mudkip.

zephyr's picture

winrar

mymeme's picture

u got these pics from your secret real life facebook idnTT
found ya

la douche comme's picture

y'all a bunch of piss bags.

altino's picture

carles i am an altino and you hit the nail on the head

luckily for me, i am over my awkward altino stage and I'd like to think i have things figured out (i am a boy)

heather's picture

l0l

altb@g.com's picture

We can all learn a lil bit about rselves from the altinos and mexi-alts and pookymones. They r s0 passionate about w/e it is they r in2 all the time, wish I could care about something again like when i was a niño.

And liek now that u mention it crls, not rly sure if i am electro or powerpop anymore. RLY LIKE FRANKMUSIK A LOT and all my fav daft punk songs were they 'kinda gay' ones. am i powerpop? can u be powerpop when ur 23? so confused.

v4mpl0rd's picture

you know, i never actually took the time to read this stuff but it's quite interesting. i mean they LOOK like scene-kid proto-goth hipster amalgamations, but i bet they're harmless, like all teenagers.

smehpstr's picture

deez mexicansss be crazy carlos..

m's picture

dis scares me

poly's picture

i went to chile 2 years ago,,, and it was shocking this little beings that where half emo, half reggaeton. pokemones, big in 2k9.5...

poly's picture

@poly, <3 to be an altino

Melknee's picture

they are like the punk version of Chromeo

Iorx Mcfly's picture

Those "pokemones" are original Chile tweens that
like reggaeton & look like emo btw they went to
extinction when summer ended last year.
Check out the vids at Youtubs.
SO SH*T. Here in Mexico we call guys like dat
"Erizos" or "Cabulas".
Bye-ya-Skank.

xyz//

delacruzin's picture

those fucks need to stick to wearing costco jeans and white hanes shirt, god damnit what a disgrace

-mexican

Pancho's picture

Hahahaha, cuanto sabeeeeee

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