Should I blog about JusticeGate?

Remember that tyme that there was a picture of Jousteece playing guitar with their guitar unplugged from the soundsystem and ppl said they were ‘the electro Milli Vanilli’?

Even though ‘it was an accident’ or whatever, what do yall think about this situation?
a) I am burning my Jousteece CDs
b) Justice is the anonymous side project of a famous French electro band, and the 2 Justice guys were picked kinda like how they made boy bands in the 90s cuz they were ‘marketable’
c) Jousteece = Milli Vanilli
d) Justise = Ashlee Simpson
e) Justice uses iTunes 2 play their music
f) Joustice makes their songs in GarageBand
g) this will be the last post about Justice in the history of HRO
h) h8 blogs that blog about ‘memes’ that aren’t really news and don’t really have an identity between a ‘news blog’, ‘meme blog’, ‘taste making blog’, or ‘music criticism blog.’
i) h8 blogs
j) h8 music
k) h8 life
l) if I make a myspace music page, can I get signed?
m) Busy P = Karl Rove
n) Justice’s next album will not resonate with n e 1 authentic
o) the cord just slipped out of the hole kinda like when some1 pulls out 2 ‘cum’ on some1. no big deal.
p) Choose. Your. Own. Response

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44 Comments

  1. globalicon
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    first

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  2. Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Justice = bloghouse aesthetic
    Nothing more, nothing less

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  3. Entry level alt
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    The death of Jousteece = the death of electro/blog hause/ alts/ blogs/ crls/ the internets = The revival of mnstrmr-ism

    We can’t let jousteece die!

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  4. ze
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    anyone have a link to said photo? carles?

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    //////////Reply by Gregg G.
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    @ze, it’s the pic in this post. look at the controller closest to the camera. clearly unplugged

    they r like the monkees now

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  5. circumvaginate
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    Justass = Ashley Dupre

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    //////////Reply by mstrcnt
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    @circumvaginate, ..whore-bop / hookerhouse / prosti-toot, big in 2k9

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    //////////Reply by loldisco
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    @mstrcnt, is prosti-tunes, no? also, evry1 knos X is the dj and G is the studio wzrd, justice is kinda like yin and yang. think about that ppl

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    //////////Reply by D
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    X’s mixer doesnt looked much pluggged in either.

  6. old skool r34dr
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    NVR FORGET JUSTICE!

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  7. scott
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    justice = Milli Vanilli

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  8. vipster
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    can some1 give me more info or another report of this tragic sincident?!

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  9. HOLY FUCK
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    IT’S MY MOTHER FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!!!

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    //////////Reply by mstrcnt
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    @HOLY FUCK, happy birthday!

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  10. vipster
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    http://techfunkmanifesto.blogspot.com/2008/11/justice-busted-o.html

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    option O was completely unexpected and made me laff. Justice needs to spend more time grooming and less time making bangers.

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  12. Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Busy P = Richard Nixon.

    LRN UR HISTRY U NO IT 2 B TRU

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  13. DiabetesAlt
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    E & F are my choices. I don’t really care though. Authenticity is for rockists. I only listen to bloghouse because I often want to hear something that’s fake, slimy, and contrived. Justice should just plug in an ipod and be silent, masked hype men from here on in.

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    //////////Reply by britt4lyfe
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    @DiabetesAlt, hahahahahahAAAAHA

    ur my fave.

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  14. Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    i just ate some soup.

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  15. adub
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    just glad they wear denim. affirms my brand.

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  16. T.
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    http://www.urb.com/permalink/4148/Justice-Unplugged.html

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    They were picked for the band because they would make out with each other. Like Tatu.

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  18. wes anderson
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    y all the h8? yur slippin.

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  19. dev
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    h8 life

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  20. altb@g.com
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    IRRELEVANT.

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  21. Posted November 19, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    i didn’t kno there were guitars in justice songs nyway. i thought it was all saw wavs with hvy distortion & twisting LFO & cutoff knobs… thas how i do.

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  22. altd00d
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    G( untill a cross the universe)

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  23. Posted November 19, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    p) Hey carles, if you see the just-tees videos, Gaspard is always making nothing, he just see the deck or the mixer, smoke and change the vinyl, I think busy P teach him some tricks.

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  24. Mars
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    The b) obviously !

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  25. Posted November 19, 2008 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Gaspard offers a reasonable explanation:
    “Yeah, shit happens! I remember the story, I couldn’t remember the city but i think it was in Manchester. I didn’t noticed at first, because as you can see I was looking at the computer to launch the next vocal hook and right after I realised that the blue screen went black, so there was no way possible it could work. So I plugged it back in, big deal! And the next thing you know is this picture.”

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  26. holls
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    i srlly check this blog over ten times a day. I really am in love wth you. whoever the hell you are, charloes santana.

    Jesus god, if you ask a question on the internet and no one answers, did the question really even happen?

    /////??/////?

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @holls, someone read it… but it really wasn’t that interesting.

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    //////////Reply by Luke
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    @anony, yes but interesting enough to leave a reply and now the reply on the reply so unimportance made important. Would HRO be HROBRO without cmnts? Do we give him bro-status? Would he be a bag without us??

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    //////////Reply by Luke
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    @Luke, PS. A reply to cmnts dosn’t give Carles comt #’s, I wounder If he car(l)es???

  27. Aqua Island
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    GOVERNMENT CHEE$E tastes good on Philly chee$e steaks click here if your hungry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw257IgnW9w

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  28. Altbagyness Deyn
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Permalink

    2k9 Justice don’t wear leather and are spokesdeejays for PETA. They show support for their American fans by driving Cameros and wearing Levi’s.

    JUSTICE 2K9 MADE IN AMERICA YA’LL!

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @Altbagyness Deyn, Fuck Levi, they’re basically sprawlmarts bitch now. At least Lee still has some US manufacturing.

    you know I found this great pair of denim a couple months ago with a US flag logo on it so I just assumed they were US made… think again. Pakistan. Fuckin bastards….how about you don’t get to use the US flag on a product unless you it actually comes from the US? And this should also extend to US flags themselves for any douche bag that wants to buy one and fly it.

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    //////////Reply by jonnypure
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    @anony, @ ALTBAGAG RELAX U SHLD B IN IRag TALKIN LIKE THAT CAPPY AMMY

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    //////////Reply by Altbagyness Deyn
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    @all

    I pledge allegiance to the Justices
    of the United States of America,
    and to the electrobangers for which they stand:
    one Nation indivisible,
    With Ed Banger and JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEE for all.

  29. Audio Pimpstress
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    THIS WILL MAKE THEM EVEN BIGGER THAN EVER. THEY CANNOT DIE. THEY ARE JUSTICE. THEY HAVE A CROSS. THEY WILL LIVE FOREVER AND RISE FROM THE DEAD. LIKE JESUS.

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  30. jonnypure
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    WHO THA FUK CARES , JEWSTUCE R ON 3 TV CAMPSSSSS GOOD 4 EM ‘ BUT MOS DEF NOT ALT………….. CRLS BUST OUT NEW BANGAHSSSS

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  31. Francis
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

    Justice was cool until 2k8.3 -> after their return tour to Coachella, they started to suck, and became entry level alt marketable… therefore, they’re currently worst ranked in the altness scale than girl talk, but yet remarkably ahead of the black kids…

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  32. reused joke
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    Someone should bring them to jousteece!

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  33. ifubloodthrowituppp
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    justice = the bloghaus economy
    we dont want them to crash

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  34. Posted November 20, 2008 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    big in 2k12?

    http://newbornrodeo.com/2008/11/19/big-in-2012-2k12/

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  35. buck
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    d0n’T kIll eL3tr0’s oly cH4nc3 oF b31nG a r3LiAbL3 s0rC3 0f incum.

    I am no justice fan, but come on people, let us remember
    that electro/dance/hyphy music isn’t punk rock. Selling records is a good thing. If it gets too trendy for you then dig up something else from grandma’s closet. Don’t hate on people better than you because they did it first. This isn’t the 3rd grade. ITS HIGH SCHOOL.
    ha.

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  36. Posted November 20, 2008 at 2:44 am | Permalink

    who cares..
    they rely heavily on their rock image - so what
    they helped merge electronic music fans with indie kids and hip hop heads - so what
    i don’t think they ever claimed to be original
    sampling has been around from the dawn of disco & the birth of hip hop, they just happen to fall into a sample-delia category - so what
    as long as whoever the fuck Justice is keeps their image going and their fan base growing - so what
    btw Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam - used super models dressed in tom boyish attire who performed in their music videos & live shows as the actual artists and that song still haunts all of us to this day & yet it was so fucking Fresh when it was first released…
    i say …whatever let it be ….

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  37. victoire
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    replying here contributes to the ongoing hype. juiceteez will die if no one else cares/is interested about them. ignorance is death not bliss so if you think theyre shite

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  38. victoire
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    then stop fucking include them in the artist category

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  39. Jesse
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL
    JUSTICE= FAIL

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  40. CRIPster
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    k) h9 life

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  41. Posted November 20, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    I never read/saw that article or picture of Justice “unplugged’ incident aka the electro Milli Vanilli that they’re talking about? I tried googling but nothing came up but I gave up quite easy. I also tried looking on the HRO archives under justice. Besides the actual picture, is there any story or article behind it? Some one let me know. Thanks!1!

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  42. Posted November 20, 2008 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    EDIT: Dumb, dumb dumb comment, should read more closely/and pay attention to comments more. Ignore comment above. DOH!

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  43. hurr
    Posted November 20, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    omg dat controller isn’t plugged in!!!1

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  44. girl talk
    Posted November 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    0WND !!!!

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