Yall, just reading some JoBro blogs/message boards/fan sites/tweens who have an inflated self-concept because their youtube channel has s000 many views, and I saw that Nick Jonas is teaming up with an aspirin company to brand Diabetes.
I already have an iPhone, a gPhone, an iPod touch, an iPod nano, and an iPod shuffle, and a blackberry, and a Zune, but I don’t have this lil Diabetes Gigapet that Nick Jonas has.
Is this the future of the mp3 player? Is this the future of design? Does this have a smaller carbon footprint than an iPod bc iPods display in colour and emit smoke?
Just want 2 stay ‘with it’ and ‘do what the kids r doing.’
Do yall know how 2 get diabetes?
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you get diabetes by snorting coke off the toilet seat at a Radiohead gig when all the bathroom sinks are already taken.
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^^^
Fail.
U get diabetes from listening to way toO much DC4C.
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted May 6th, 2009 at 12:07 am
@Jesse, lol, read that as ‘way toO much DAROC’
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this post made me lul so hard
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god damnit
gigapets
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aww i wish i had diabetes :( s0 jealous!
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//////////Reply by Spinner0593
//////////Posted November 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
@awr5,
I know me too lmfao!! :D
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lol love the simian mobile disco addition
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I thnk Diabetez is a STD yall
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you mean diabeetus?
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you get diabetes from listening to the jonas brothers
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Can diseases make me more authentic? If so, which diseases are the most authentic. Which diseases are the most ‘Alt’. What is an example of a ‘mainstream’ disease? I tend to like ‘old world’ clothing style, so should I try to work a disease like, polio or rubella into my personal brand? Just trying to show the world that I’m vulnerable, and therefore authentic yalls.
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//////////Reply by bagettes d-lite
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 12:03 am
@Walkaboutist, asperger’s=alt
diabeetus=mnstrm
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 4:55 am
@bagettes d-lite, glaucoma yo.
cerialsly, a friend of mine just found out they have glaucoma and they were all happy about it… WTF? it’s not like you have that hard of a time getting weed as it is.
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guys i dont think thats a gigapet i think its a tamagotchi
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I have diabeetus and I got it after I hooked up with three alt tweens and their moms at a Jonas brothers concert…..but I know some white people that got it from drinking too much cool-aid
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Everyone knows that you get diabetes from eating too much cereal/living in a place where you can’t get the coke needed to stay skinny. Ergo, The Jonas boy is faking because he wants to associate his personal brand with being “the sick/vulnerable/inspiring/meaningfulXcore one”.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 4:58 am
@SPARKZ89, yeah…. his pickup line is “how bout I poke you for a change….”
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If I let Wilfrod Brimley touch me as a boy, does that mean I got it? How do I get tested? Do they have to stick that q-tip up my peen again?
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Yo, I don’t think my iPod is alt enough 2 emit smoke.
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HOLY SHIT
LOLLLL
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Should I do coke off my mobile blood sugar measurement device?
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friend look much same jonaltbro! http://www.myspace.com/oberhofermusic fadvertize!
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i got diabetes from lusting so hard after the jonas bros that i got depressed and drank 2 liters of mntndew and ate hersheys until i went into a coma. i almost died for joe jonas but they made that gigapet diabetes collector 4 me <3 u guize
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i love you!
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Nick Jonas is not faking he really does have diabetes
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Could I get diabetes if I drank 16 cans of Root Beer? (I am on my 11th root beer at this very moment)
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Someone please answer me
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stab yourself in the pancreas. then you might get diabetes
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//////////Reply by HannahMontanaFan
//////////Posted April 11th, 2009 at 9:19 am
@doofus,
but what if u dont know where ur pancreas is?
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I’m not sure if you’re making fun of the girls that are Nick Jonas’ fans or if you’re making fun of Nick for “teaming up with Bayer” to promote the blood sugar meter in the ad. I’m kinda thinking you’re making fun of him.
You should be so lucky you don’t need Nick Jonas’ new “gigapet”. That “gigapet” saves his life on a daily basis by being the way he tests his blood sugar level. If it goes too high all the time without him knowing it, he can get really sick. If it goes too low, he can pass out. And if you think it’s funny that he’s promoting the meter, you should see the insulin pump attached to him that delivers his insulin so he can stay alive.
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omg you are so stupid, you can’t just get diabetes, i’m diabetic because alot of my family are and that isn’t an mp3 player :P
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How do you get it? My friend is kinda… stupid…uhhh like… mentally stupid and she is eating lots of sugar and saying she wants diabetes and she won’t shut up, what do I do? What do I tell her to eat so she can get it and shut up?? I’m so confused, please someone reply.
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