Nvr knew that blipsters drank hi-class coffee, yall. Kinda corporate.
Yall. I’m not rlly sure who I am any more. Feel like I’m losing my identity.
Sometimes I see people with personal brands that are s0 str0ng, it’s like I shouldn’t even try any more. I just don’t have the courage to ‘be different’ in a way that other people do. I have desire 2 stand out, but at the same time, I kinda wanna fit in. Feel like I’m going in a milli different directions at once.
Starbucks Vs. Local Coffee Shop
Should I still drink coffee/tazzoberry from Starbucks, or should I support a local independent coffee shop? Sometimes I feel like the employees at local coffee shops weren’t trained correctly, so my drink usually tastes like sugary dishwater. I also prefer the standardized music in Starbucks chains. I found out about Feist from Starbucks! h8 when the 34 year old GenX alt plays his weirdo music that he thinks is s00 g00d, but he/she doesn’t even know what the hypemachine is.
Should I just drink a can of Sparks 2 start my day?
Should I mix a line of blow in with my oatmeal?
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XX SRSLY THO XX
h8 u s0 much
h8 the blippest blipster alive.
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21 Comments
WHAT A BGGT!
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geordi la forge is the blippest blipster
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that guy is from another dimension
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Its like the Matrix but 2k9
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You should totally drink the can of sparks instead of having coffee. Sobriety is what the man wants from you.
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//////////Reply by prot0 french-shower
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 3:04 am
@DiabetesAlt,
drinking caffiene isnt tech being sober anyways.. that shit has at least a 16hour half life
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//////////Reply by prot0 french-shower
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 3:15 am
i hate hipsterrunoff commenters.
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I am a robot. boring bloggers always post photos of my. I h8 2b on da blogies x the internets. why so many blogies robot me postie. robot.
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fear of a blip planny
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He’s just trying to say that in the future…there won’t be any ‘indie’ coffee shops y’all. I thot every1 read 1984 and then based their entire view of society on it….guess not. But yea crls…soO true about small coffee shop drinks tasting nastie. That’s why i take my coffe str8 black w/2 splendid/sweetnblow/eekwall. ++ I think if you’re gonna mix blow w/anything you should just dilute it with water and squirt it in ur hole.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 18th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
@Jesse, Wow… we have HARDCORE drug users on HRO.
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’squirt it in ur hole’
Squirt the coke water in your anus? That’s like the Microsoft Zune ad in reverse
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
@bialtbitch, do they sell wires that would allow me to booty bump hro 2 save time??
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Great post. Can´t stop thinking about Beastie Boys´ “intergalactic”
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<3 the blippest <3
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I don’t know… is coffee still “in”? Didn’t alts stop drinking coffee and then it went mainstream and Starbucks had to close all those stores? Every Starbucks should go back to the old boobies logo on their cups… definitely more authentic… like in the emerald city where apparently there are less prudes.
Actually in the RARE cases that I buy coffee out I find that the indie stores do a pretty good job but then I usually just get a triple mocha….nothing special and pretty hard to fuck up badly.
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how many street fashion bloggies can 1 blipster effectively dominate yall?
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too legit to quit video, guys
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hi, I think it’s not unusual to feel like that, at the same time u want to be different and fit in.
I feel the same way!
sammy from brazil!
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted November 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
@sammy,
the brazil near umm mexico that uncle same wont let have a space program or the zany brazil where danny devito is a kind hearted terrorist and they still use those quaint mail tubes like at the bank drive thru ??
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local coffee ftw, definitely. starbux has some good stuff if you really want something sweet to go, but overall they’re just another corporation. they have neat music but then again people just go there to be trendy, it’s more interesting to meet people at local places and usually local places support better/free trade and things such as this
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the above post courtesy of 1998
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crls you are awesome just the way you are!
remember you can take a personal brand too far…
http://www.marksondermusic.com/regional/newyork/images/Thoth3.jpg
like that dude! cept they made a movie about him and it got awards and stuff. he’s authenik as shit, but do you wanna kick it with him? nooo
I’ll spoonfeed you blow porridge to pump up yer ego.
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i drink only the blood of slain warriors
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The gay male version of Grace Jones.
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i lovet his so much!
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