Should I implement a zany personal brand & drink Starbucks?

Nvr knew that blipsters drank hi-class coffee, yall. Kinda corporate.

Yall. I'm not rlly sure who I am any more. Feel like I'm losing my identity.
Sometimes I see people with personal brands that are s0 str0ng, it's like I shouldn't even try any more. I just don't have the courage to 'be different' in a way that other people do. I have desire 2 stand out, but at the same time, I kinda wanna fit in. Feel like I'm going in a milli different directions at once.

Starbucks Vs. Local Coffee Shop
Should I still drink coffee/tazzoberry from Starbucks, or should I support a local independent coffee shop? Sometimes I feel like the employees at local coffee shops weren't trained correctly, so my drink usually tastes like sugary dishwater. I also prefer the standardized music in Starbucks chains. I found out about Feist from Starbucks! h8 when the 34 year old GenX alt plays his weirdo music that he thinks is s00 g00d, but he/she doesn't even know what the hypemachine is.

Should I just drink a can of Sparks 2 start my day?
Should I mix a line of blow in with my oatmeal?
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XX SRSLY THO XX
h8 u s0 much

h8 the blippest blipster alive.
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