yall. I’m not sure if I should vote. Ppl tell me that it’s ‘rlly important’, but I just feel like my personal life won’t be that different if George W. Bush isn’t re-elected. Not sure who this ‘new guy in town’ is, but have heard rumors he is a terrorist/a member of the Bin Laden family.
Kinda need 2 wikipedia these candidate guys 2 ’see what’s up’.
Why r people trying to get the George Bush out of the office? Nvr rlly did n e thing 2 me. Seemed like a chillBro.
I don’t rlly watch TV, so I haven’t followed the election 2 well except for memes about that MilfLady.
Has n e 1 heard rumors that if u don’t vote, u will automatically die/be executed?
“Come With Me” -puff daddie
“I’ll be missin yall.” -Sting ft. P Diddy
Don’t rlly understand why celebs think they have 2 ‘tell people 2 vote’. not rlly their jobs. Kinda wish they’d leave us alone and let us tug offin front of our computer screens. Kinda feel like they are ‘making the election less authentic’ by trying to tie themselves to some sort of blog buzz marketing gimmick. There need 2 be laws/regulations about celebs who are ‘using’ the election just 2 make themselves seem ‘more connected’ to ‘our world’ and ‘you.’
Should I start 2 believe in G0d in order to have him help guide my vote?
Should I get involved on my college campus’s Young Democrats organization? Will I meet people with similar interests as me? Will we ‘get buzzed’ and ‘partie’ but also talk about important issues?
Voting makes me feel (more/less) authentic.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) unique.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) alt.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) mainstream.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) in control of our country’s future.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) ‘connected’ with what ‘the common man’ cares about.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a fggt.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like an old person.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like an internet user.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a bitter political science professor.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a ‘political blogger.’
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a person who ‘laughs rlly loud’ at Saturday Night Live sketches because they ‘get’ the world.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) pressured to find Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impression 2 be ’s00 funnie.’
Voting makes me feel (more/less) comfortable with the direction of the world.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) human after yall.
Should I ‘vote’?
Does n e 1 know a website that has ‘the issues’ posted?
Can people still make zany internet memes abt the candidates even after the election is ovr?
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i voted at chili’s. it was meaningful.
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//////////Reply by anonny
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
@chili’s bro, i LOL’d
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I don’t know man this post really suuuucks.
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carles i herd s00 many ppl are gonna vote today. im not gonna. gonna be 2 mainstream and hurt my personal brand.
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CRLS DO YOU RLLY NOT CARE?!
s000 wack.
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this post fucking blows youre retarded you should delete it to save face
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being unsure about voting is s0000 uncool c4rls
ppl will h8 u
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Don’t vote CRLS!!!! In the time it takes you to vote you could listen to 3 epic MSTRKFT rmxz……..THREE RMXZ!!! Use ur time wisely. think abt this ish, man. PLZ.
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//////////Reply by eeeeee
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@Jesse, THREEMIX OMGZZZ
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Nice post
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Not really funny anymore.
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crls – happy to hear you feel the same way i do. voting is for fggts/mnstrs. So glad you didn’t go to college and try to “get” the issues. Or “feel really connected” to a candidate.
why is every1 so upset w/ the Ws y’all. while the Ws was president, the electrowar started (sad but necessary) and we got SoMe srs Ed Banger hits – JUSTICE !
damn, i hate ppl who vote and then try to tell us that we “don’t get it” and “this post sux” and “you need to really vote”
LOL @ those ppl. so inauthentic – chose.your.own.response.
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john lennon woulda voted 4 obama.
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- 10
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fuck the haters!
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One vote makes an infinitesimal amount of difference. That’s just a mathematical inevitability. The number of voters in the 2000 national election was over 104 million; therefore a single vote counted about 0.0000000096%.
Given that, taking time out of your day to vote is a profoundly irrational thing to do. People stood in line in the 2004 national elections often for as long as 5 hours to cast their votes. Assume that their time was worth approximately $20/hour (a value reasonably close to the 2004 US median income). That means that each person stuck in line for 5 hours spent around $100 to cast a vote that made, effectively, zero difference in the outcome of the election. The opportunity cost is obviously far too high for a rational person to waste his time with such a process. This remains true even if your time is only worth $1 per hour!
Most people are less profligate about the lottery! Very few are crazy enough to spend $100 on lottery tickets, even when the potential winnings are in the hundreds of millions of dollars—interestingly, such a strategy, it could be argued, might actually be smarter in the lottery’s case, because each additional dollar you spend increases your odds of winning. With voting, on the other hand, each additional minute in line is entirely additional, uncompensated, cost.
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
@caswell, ur employers are ‘Lawfully’ obligated 2 pay u for 2 hrs u miss work bc u were voting.
so whatevs, h8r.
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//////////Reply by ben
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@caswell, get your head out of your econ 101/game theory textbook and vote, t00lbag. its the voicing of one’s opinion that really matters, no matter how insignificant the chances of the election being decided on one’s vote.
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//////////Reply by not caswell
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
@ben, everyone hates you
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//////////Reply by ben
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
@not caswell, haha i was a tad harsh. you did present an educated, albiet negative, argument.
//////////Reply by talk
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@ben, econ 195 applied macro
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@caswell,
your vote counts even less in american idolatry. and you r voting 4 an even importanter candidate, the candidate 4 ur ears to listn toooooo and hear the sweet sounds of mnstrm sht.
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//////////Reply by unicorn
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@caswell, tl/dr
less nxt time plz. could have voted in that time!
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it’s gonna suck watching all those poor black ppl spend my ‘redistributed’ trust fund monies on sillie chrome wheels for their buicks. and red hair extensions. and whatever else black people spend monies on. redistribution is so lame yall. h8 socialism s0 bad. wish we could just be the carefree children of rich white people again. miss W already!
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@anonymous,
“Y’all been eatin long enough now stop bein greedy
Just keep it real partner give to the needy”
-DMX
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@Jesse,
What is DMX? Is that Skandy POP?
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@anonymous,
No I heard him in a live girltalk set…I was having a meaningful time and then all of a sudden this lyric just seemed to be ’speaking to me’….kinda like when I heard DC4Kutie for the first time.
//////////Reply by InnyVinny
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@anonymous,
what will the poor yts buy with their newfound monies? srsly?
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
@InnyVinny, guns to protect themselves from the race wars
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//////////Reply by InnyVinny
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
@anony,
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, makes sense. I think.
MKO for prez!
//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@InnyVinny,
nevr seen 1 of those.
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//////////Reply by InnyVinny
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@anonymous,
They don’t show them on TV, so it’s understandable.
lol luv the post, and the stupid comments again.
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im from another country but live in us (not a mexican), but if i could vote i wouldnt.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@anony,
if u were mexican you’d vot3 4 0bAMA.
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BTW – h8 that meaningfulcore bands like the Arcade Fire endorse candidates. We. Don’.t Need. Your. MEANING
motherfucking candians, all we need is paris bangers!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
@great post!,
and oils from alberta to fund your “wars on terrorists” or electro wars w/e its called.
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//////////Reply by anonny
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
@anony, CANADIANS HAHAHAHHAHAA
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i voted 2day. but i didn’t vote 4 prezzy or the props like 8. only thing i voted 4 was yes on 1a. BULLET TRAIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@jh, best post
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//////////Reply by ano
//////////Posted November 5th, 2008 at 12:41 am
@jh,
yeuh i really want the BULLET TRAIN too
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only “conservative” that reads ur bl0g crls. it doesn’t matter tho, bc i still am zany/a little slutty so it all evens out.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@thatonegirl,
hey yo grl, i herd u were ‘a little slutty’ i mean ‘dtf’
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//////////Reply by thatonegirl
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@anony, I’m alwayssss dtf. But only 2 Chromeo remixsz
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@thatonegirl, decent. ppl should use crls blog to find dates/signif othrs/fckbddyz/kuet azns more often.
//////////Reply by thatonegirl
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@anony, i agree yall, kinda wanna get a case of Sparks™ and get a lil ‘buzzed” and have a ‘meaningful convo’ w/ u.
//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
@thatonegirl,
ya moar fckbddyz!
//////////Reply by vipster
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
yes!!!! start a crlslist (lyk craigs’s list, yall) so we ken dayte each other!!!
carles don’t worry i already voted for you http://fuckingpositive.com/files/gimgs/5_n54341780311242552934.jpg
you will make an exquisite community college governing board member
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//////////Reply by thatonegirl
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@x, Way to rep So Cal, maybe SD if I’m correct?
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amazing.
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If i wasnt such a chill hipstr i’d punch u in the face… fuck it. I gotta go to Urbn now and by me a new chill tshrt
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x ftw at lyfe
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is it authentic 2b2 ‘yung folk’ 2 vote?
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I DIDNT VOTE FOR BARRY O OR JONNY MAC
I JUST VOTED NO ON PROP 8 CUZ IM A FGGT THAT WNATS TO MARRY ANOTHER FGGT EVENTUALLY.
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is it me??? or has the humor been lacking? carles get it together. your post/pre/whatever ironic schtick is getting dull.
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this post was full of important political memes. i will tell my children (lil alts) and my grandchildren (lil lil alts) that i was alive when the hipstar runoffies blogged the most historical election news cycle of the entire olympic games.
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Fuck the electoral college >:o
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i voted for jousteeces! bangers for 2k8!
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this thread is hilarious, u dumbasses don’t even get it.
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Voting makes me feel (more) authentic.
Voting makes me feel (less) unique.
Voting makes me feel (less) alt.
Voting makes me feel (more) mainstream.
Voting makes me feel (less) in control of our country’s future.
Voting makes me feel (less) ‘connected’ with what ‘the common man’ cares about.
Voting makes me feel (more) like a fggt.
Voting makes me feel (more) like an old person.
Voting makes me feel (more/) like an internet user.
Voting makes me feel (less) like a bitter political science professor.
Voting makes me feel (more) like a ‘political blogger.’
Voting makes me feel (less) like a person who ‘laughs rlly loud’ at Saturday Night Live sketches because they ‘get’ the world.
Voting makes me feel (more) pressured to find Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impression 2 be ’s00 funnie.’
Voting makes me feel (less) comfortable with the direction of the world.
Voting makes me feel (less) human after yall.
Should I ‘vote’? NO
Does n e 1 know a website that has ‘the issues’ posted? http://stewy.mypunbb.com/
Can people still make zany internet memes abt the candidates even after the election is ovr? DEF
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Nah u should of gon to colege to get more tugz
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