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yall. I'm not sure if I should vote. Ppl tell me that it's 'rlly important', but I just feel like my personal life won't be that different if George W. Bush isn't re-elected. Not sure who this 'new guy in town' is, but have heard rumors he is a terrorist/a member of the Bin Laden family.

Kinda need 2 wikipedia these candidate guys 2 'see what's up'.

Why r people trying to get the George Bush out of the office? Nvr rlly did n e thing 2 me. Seemed like a chillBro.

I don't rlly watch TV, so I haven't followed the election 2 well except for memes about that MilfLady.

Has n e 1 heard rumors that if u don't vote, u will automatically die/be executed?

"Come With Me" -puff daddie
"I'll be missin yall." -Sting ft. P Diddy

Don't rlly understand why celebs think they have 2 'tell people 2 vote'. not rlly their jobs. Kinda wish they'd leave us alone and let us tug offin front of our computer screens. Kinda feel like they are 'making the election less authentic' by trying to tie themselves to some sort of blog buzz marketing gimmick. There need 2 be laws/regulations about celebs who are 'using' the election just 2 make themselves seem 'more connected' to 'our world' and 'you.'

Should I start 2 believe in G0d in order to have him help guide my vote?

Should I get involved on my college campus's Young Democrats organization? Will I meet people with similar interests as me? Will we 'get buzzed' and 'partie' but also talk about important issues?


Voting makes me feel (more/less) authentic.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) unique.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) alt.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) mainstream.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) in control of our country's future.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) 'connected' with what 'the common man' cares about.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a fggt.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like an old person.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like an internet user.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a bitter political science professor.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a 'political blogger.'
Voting makes me feel (more/less) like a person who 'laughs rlly loud' at Saturday Night Live sketches because they 'get' the world.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) pressured to find Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression 2 be 's00 funnie.'
Voting makes me feel (more/less) comfortable with the direction of the world.
Voting makes me feel (more/less) human after yall.

Should I 'vote'?
Does n e 1 know a website that has 'the issues' posted?
Can people still make zany internet memes abt the candidates even after the election is ovr?

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Comments

chili's bro's picture

i voted at chili's. it was meaningful.

anonny's picture

@chili's bro, i LOL'd

ugh's picture

I don't know man this post really suuuucks.

anon's picture

carles i herd s00 many ppl are gonna vote today. im not gonna. gonna be 2 mainstream and hurt my personal brand.

Thug Mansion's picture

CRLS DO YOU RLLY NOT CARE?!

s000 wack.

studio231's picture

this post fucking blows youre retarded you should delete it to save face

peenlover's picture

being unsure about voting is s0000 uncool c4rls

ppl will h8 u

Jesse's picture

Don't vote CRLS!!!! In the time it takes you to vote you could listen to 3 epic MSTRKFT rmxz........THREE RMXZ!!! Use ur time wisely. think abt this ish, man. PLZ.

eeeeee's picture

@Jesse, THREEMIX OMGZZZ

Sly's picture

Nice post

X's picture

Not really funny anymore.

great post!'s picture

crls - happy to hear you feel the same way i do. voting is for fggts/mnstrs. So glad you didn't go to college and try to "get" the issues. Or "feel really connected" to a candidate.

why is every1 so upset w/ the Ws y'all. while the Ws was president, the electrowar started (sad but necessary) and we got SoMe srs Ed Banger hits - JUSTICE !

damn, i hate ppl who vote and then try to tell us that we "don't get it" and "this post sux" and "you need to really vote"

LOL @ those ppl. so inauthentic - chose.your.own.response.

littlesparrow's picture

john lennon woulda voted 4 obama.

anony-poo's picture

- 10

caswell's picture

fuck the haters!

caswell's picture

One vote makes an infinitesimal amount of difference. That’s just a mathematical inevitability. The number of voters in the 2000 national election was over 104 million; therefore a single vote counted about 0.0000000096%.

Given that, taking time out of your day to vote is a profoundly irrational thing to do. People stood in line in the 2004 national elections often for as long as 5 hours to cast their votes. Assume that their time was worth approximately $20/hour (a value reasonably close to the 2004 US median income). That means that each person stuck in line for 5 hours spent around $100 to cast a vote that made, effectively, zero difference in the outcome of the election. The opportunity cost is obviously far too high for a rational person to waste his time with such a process. This remains true even if your time is only worth $1 per hour!

Most people are less profligate about the lottery! Very few are crazy enough to spend $100 on lottery tickets, even when the potential winnings are in the hundreds of millions of dollars—interestingly, such a strategy, it could be argued, might actually be smarter in the lottery’s case, because each additional dollar you spend increases your odds of winning. With voting, on the other hand, each additional minute in line is entirely additional, uncompensated, cost.

littlesparrow's picture

@caswell, ur employers are 'Lawfully' obligated 2 pay u for 2 hrs u miss work bc u were voting.

so whatevs, h8r.

ben's picture

@caswell, get your head out of your econ 101/game theory textbook and vote, t00lbag. its the voicing of one's opinion that really matters, no matter how insignificant the chances of the election being decided on one's vote.

not caswell's picture

@ben, everyone hates you

ben's picture

@not caswell, haha i was a tad harsh. you did present an educated, albiet negative, argument.

talk's picture

@ben, econ 195 applied macro

ilikeme's picture

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anony's picture

@caswell,

your vote counts even less in american idolatry. and you r voting 4 an even importanter candidate, the candidate 4 ur ears to listn toooooo and hear the sweet sounds of mnstrm sht.

unicorn's picture

@caswell, tl/dr

less nxt time plz. could have voted in that time!

anonymous's picture

it's gonna suck watching all those poor black ppl spend my 'redistributed' trust fund monies on sillie chrome wheels for their buicks. and red hair extensions. and whatever else black people spend monies on. redistribution is so lame yall. h8 socialism s0 bad. wish we could just be the carefree children of rich white people again. miss W already!

Jesse's picture

@anonymous,

"Y'all been eatin long enough now stop bein greedy
Just keep it real partner give to the needy"
-DMX

anonymous's picture

@Jesse,

What is DMX? Is that Skandy POP?

Jesse's picture

@anonymous,

No I heard him in a live girltalk set...I was having a meaningful time and then all of a sudden this lyric just seemed to be 'speaking to me'....kinda like when I heard DC4Kutie for the first time.

InnyVinny's picture

@anonymous,

what will the poor yts buy with their newfound monies? srsly?

anony's picture

@InnyVinny, guns to protect themselves from the race wars

InnyVinny's picture

@anony,

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, makes sense. I think.

MKO for prez!

anonymous's picture

@InnyVinny,

nevr seen 1 of those.

InnyVinny's picture

@anonymous,

They don't show them on TV, so it's understandable.

justanAltGrl's picture

lol luv the post, and the stupid comments again.

anony's picture

im from another country but live in us (not a mexican), but if i could vote i wouldnt.

anonymous's picture

@anony,

if u were mexican you'd vot3 4 0bAMA.

great post!'s picture

BTW - h8 that meaningfulcore bands like the Arcade Fire endorse candidates. We. Don'.t Need. Your. MEANING

motherfucking candians, all we need is paris bangers!

anony's picture

@great post!,

and oils from alberta to fund your "wars on terrorists" or electro wars w/e its called.

anonny's picture

@anony, CANADIANS HAHAHAHHAHAA

jh's picture

i voted 2day. but i didn't vote 4 prezzy or the props like 8. only thing i voted 4 was yes on 1a. BULLET TRAIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

anon's picture

@jh, best post

ano's picture

@jh,
yeuh i really want the BULLET TRAIN too

x's picture

carles don't worry i already voted for you http://fuckingpositive.com/files/gimgs/5_n54341780311242552934.jpg
you will make an exquisite community college governing board member

thatonegirl's picture

@x, Way to rep So Cal, maybe SD if I'm correct?

thatonegirl's picture

@anony, I'm alwayssss dtf. But only 2 Chromeo remixsz

anony's picture

@thatonegirl, decent. ppl should use crls blog to find dates/signif othrs/fckbddyz/kuet azns more often.

thatonegirl's picture

@anony, i agree yall, kinda wanna get a case of Sparks™ and get a lil 'buzzed" and have a 'meaningful convo' w/ u.

anonymous's picture

@thatonegirl,

ya moar fckbddyz!

vipster's picture

yes!!!! start a crlslist (lyk craigs's list, yall) so we ken dayte each other!!!

kmr's picture

amazing.

bee's picture

If i wasnt such a chill hipstr i'd punch u in the face... fuck it. I gotta go to Urbn now and by me a new chill tshrt

caswell's picture

x ftw at lyfe

grave's picture

is it authentic 2b2 'yung folk' 2 vote?

tryin2findmyself's picture

I DIDNT VOTE FOR BARRY O OR JONNY MAC
I JUST VOTED NO ON PROP 8 CUZ IM A FGGT THAT WNATS TO MARRY ANOTHER FGGT EVENTUALLY.

kcoc stun's picture

is it me??? or has the humor been lacking? carles get it together. your post/pre/whatever ironic schtick is getting dull.

JUST A VOTER's picture

this post was full of important political memes. i will tell my children (lil alts) and my grandchildren (lil lil alts) that i was alive when the hipstar runoffies blogged the most historical election news cycle of the entire olympic games.

altFattie's picture

Fuck the electoral college >:o

the jousteeces's picture

i voted for jousteeces! bangers for 2k8!

altgirl's picture

this thread is hilarious, u dumbasses don't even get it.

glamrockonabudget's picture

Voting makes me feel (more) authentic.
Voting makes me feel (less) unique.
Voting makes me feel (less) alt.
Voting makes me feel (more) mainstream.
Voting makes me feel (less) in control of our country’s future.
Voting makes me feel (less) ‘connected’ with what ‘the common man’ cares about.
Voting makes me feel (more) like a fggt.
Voting makes me feel (more) like an old person.
Voting makes me feel (more/) like an internet user.
Voting makes me feel (less) like a bitter political science professor.
Voting makes me feel (more) like a ‘political blogger.’
Voting makes me feel (less) like a person who ‘laughs rlly loud’ at Saturday Night Live sketches because they ‘get’ the world.
Voting makes me feel (more) pressured to find Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impression 2 be ’s00 funnie.’
Voting makes me feel (less) comfortable with the direction of the world.
Voting makes me feel (less) human after yall.

Should I ‘vote’? NO
Does n e 1 know a website that has ‘the issues’ posted? http://stewy.mypunbb.com/
Can people still make zany internet memes abt the candidates even after the election is ovr? DEF

tuglord69's picture

Nah u should of gon to colege to get more tugz

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