At the end of the night, do u ever ‘feel kinda dirtie’ and end up taking a bath with a group of ur closest friends? Sometimes when I am taking a shower, I pretend that I am scrubbing myself free of my past, and all of the bad decisions I have made in my life.
Might start 2 take showers with friends so we can ‘get over’ a lot of the social bullshit + relationship mistakes that we made.
Just wanna bond in an authentic kind of way. Remember that time __________(alternative celebrity/band) came 2 town, and we ended up hanging with him until 7 a.m. We ended up eating Mc________ (McDonalds breakfast food) and doing blow as we watched the sunrise. Kinda wish every weekend could be that meaningful.
Looking 4 a group of girls who ‘want to get their fuck on’ at the end of the night, and don’t rlly care abt gender. Looking for a free spirited girl who ‘doesn’t mind takin her clothes off’ bc her body is ‘beautiful’ and/or ‘art.’
n e ways…can we assume that this tuggle of girls in the shower are sponsored by antiquated Blackberry models?
Will people laugh at my iPhone in 6 months?
[Photos by LastNitesParty]
Previous hotties in bafrooms
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/p0st-m0re-provocative-pix-of-women-in-bathrooms.html
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32 Comments
Ironically first!
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I’m so there.
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u laugh becuz im different;
i laugh becuz ur all the same.
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ha! they think they’re so progressive and awesome by taking fucking orgy-showers together. please…the ancient greeks started doing this years ago.
nothing is new or shocking anymore.
stupid hipster chicks.
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//////////Reply by badkharmala
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 1:28 am
socrates,
miss u s0000 bad rite now.
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//////////Reply by pornocrata
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@badkharmala, LOL
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417KRXENM1L._SL500_AA280_.jpg
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post more MexiAlts!
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wtf
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EW THAT BATHROOM PROBABLY SMELLS GROSSSSS
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I don’t know if it “alt” to read or not, but bathroom/bedtime with a group of ‘my closest friends” is totally Dave Eggers.
A heart breaking work of staggering crlz.
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//////////Reply by ano
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 1:17 am
@The Man in the Hat,
crls is the what
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
@ano,
A heart breaking work of staggering genius. Alt reading [other than fanzines and blogs, of course]
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does ne1 elz think its weirrd that LNP doesnt let u view the nakey pixx up close??? loox like someone’s got a vestige of bourgeouise puritanism aftr all!!!!!
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//////////Reply by Stupid Hipster Chick
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@wes,
what a beautiful form of censorship
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dear crls.
last night i went to a girl talk show and it was full of altbros/altbags.
also, my friends and i came up with a new term, for people who are worse than altbags.
meet toolbags. go here and see one for yourself. http://www.nicholasscimeca.com/
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 5:18 am
@just a bro.,
aahahahahah
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//////////Reply by just a bro.
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
@anonymous,
are you laughing cause i went to a girl talk show or because you know toolbags exist?
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
@just a bro.,
laughing because of that particular toolbag
//////////Reply by scientologist
//////////Posted November 11th, 2008 at 12:05 am
@just a bro.,
omgzzz that was the justice show in montreal last week
what is our world coming 2
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blow + mcbreakfast food = ur doin it wrong.
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 3:27 am
@kmr,
u havent lived.
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//////////Reply by blackAlt>>>blipster
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 10:40 am
@THATCHER,
nah, he’s right. you shouldn’t even be hungry by the time the sun is rising if you’ve been going all night.
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//////////Reply by kmr
//////////Posted November 10th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
@blackAlt>>>blipster,
ahem kmr = she.
that photo makes me hate all women ever
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Carles the Blogger wrote “Will people laugh at my iPhone in 6 months?”
if u have the 3G version u should be OKAY.
just dont forget to pick up the new slimmer & m0ar awesome version when Stevie Jobs told ya to!
Stevie Jobby cares about ur altImage <3 <3
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This really only happens if there is some sort if psychedelic drug involved…maybe some x but thats a stretch… I’m not sure real x actualy exists anymore, hey it’s 2008… sorry to burst your bubbles.
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if u look cl0se, this bath seems 2 b filled with ‘authalts’ and ‘entrylvlbags’ . . .seems 2 me that bags can cam0flage by being in a group of ‘alts’ 2 often.
on a ligher n0te, l0ts ov boob. w00t
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last years party. this demure hipsters gone wild business is so played it’s sick.
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Seriously stop hating. You’re all just mad because you’re not on the website. ;)
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Someone posted this link, never been to this website before but its obvioulsy for ppl who for some reason are wannabe hispters, and stalk LNP and this shit all the time. These pics are not that serious. get a life and sttop hating on ppl that are obviously hotter then u..
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Bad News: My friends and I were asked to come to this hotel by the LNP blipster guy, regret not making the trip. The Good news: Crookers killed it.
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//////////Reply by plzzz
//////////Posted November 11th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
@MIAMI_NIGHTZ,
if u where there nothing would have happened!
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i thought i would “get” HRO the more i read it but i get it less the more i come here. cotdamnitt.
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Everyone always seems to hate on the party they weren’t at. Has anyone stopped to think about what didn’t make on the site?
Sorry you couldn’t be there… it was epic
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Crls
You should get the Xperia X1
the iPone is DEAD
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harharhurahrha sounds like my night with DOES IT OFFEND
love yr accuracy carles
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e? try tequila.. &&been there done that for reals
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the 3-0-5 wudnt be what it is if there wasn’t a good helping of titties, ass and chacha. stop h8ing on us “stupid hipster chicks”, you kno u wanna tuggg.
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I like my skinny dippings, if ya all no what I mean. and by the end of the night ya all closer than my closest friends anywayz, alt bags n all.
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//////////Reply by jshzalts
//////////Posted November 11th, 2008 at 6:10 am
@mzluxy,
we shld bath ths wknd whilst the girl talks are playing and frthr our meaningfull-core relationship if yu no wht I mean. Itll be dresden yall.
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//////////Reply by mzluxy
//////////Posted November 11th, 2008 at 6:16 am
@jshzalts,
hellz yeah jshy, ya can get freaky wit me n my chickies all night long for sho n girltalks and justice remixes bt if ya keen on luxyfun thats foxy tots ya, IM me at luxyou. x
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//////////Reply by jshzalts
//////////Posted November 11th, 2008 at 6:18 am
@mzluxy,
<3<3<3<3<3<3
I have a total heartboner
@jshzalts
Your such a fox, srsly… n alt fox. lub ya. <3
sexc times soon. xoxo
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it will a ttl bonerparty if u no what i mean. lolz. and srsly U have the most alt bangz ever.
heartcore!
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super gay
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i dont know whats more lame,
making fun of other people having a good time,
or reading a website that hates on hipsters,
i bet you’re 27, fat, and alone.
at least they’re having fun while you wack it on your macbook.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 17th, 2008 at 12:02 am
@moki, youre soo GHEY
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and you are so illiterate.
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