Mysterious 'buzzband' Neon Indian 'unmasked'... Signs 2 Lesfe Records...s000 tired of Halloween. It’s like I’ve been blggng abt it 4 the past blog-decade. Just wanted 2 find authentic costumes.
not even sure if i’ll dress up nxt year. this year took a lot out of me. Not evn sure who I am n e m0re. sux. kinda let down. nite didn’t go as I had planned/envision. h8 it when things fall thru.
HIPSTER RUNOFF’s BEST ALTERNATIVE COSTUMES of 2008.
PRESENTED BY CARLES OF THE HIPSTER RANOFFS
The Justices
Girl With a 3rd Nipple on her back
FGGT Indian from the Village People
S0 FUCKING DISC0 BR0
AltWayne and AltGarth
HeartsRevolution PaintedMask Ninja Turtle
JokerAltMainstreamer Pack
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////HALLOWEEN KOSTUMES!////
“Interesting Looking Guy” who was made to be photographed on alternative media websites
Floating Alt
HeartsRevolutionGirl + Woman whose husband just left her
Edward “Meaningful” Scissorhands
Edward “AZN” Scissorhands
Passed Out Girl Who Got Felt Up like krazie
Girls Who Were Born To Have Objects Enter Their Bodies
Katie Couric
Mexican
Kreepier Bjork
Commentary on the duality of Race Relations in the United States, h8 crimes, the Los Angeles Riots, the O.J. Trial, Rodney King, and Barry Obama (a think-piece costume that makes u unCultured if u don’t ‘get’ it)
Hamburgler Alt eating a Pizza Alt (Pizzaburgler Alt?)
Child Predator French Fry Alt
Mickey Avalon pre/post Heroine addiction
Neil AZNstrong
The guy who works on the highway repairs by my house
AltBros Who Read 2 Many blogs
JokerAlt
Bronques From Last Night’s Party’s Illegitimate Son
Bearded Lady
Authentic Jesus
ElectroWar Soldier
AltBloody Tampon
The ‘Zany Guy’ from The Office
Marc Jacobs’ self-concept
JokerAlt?
Captain American Apparel
iPod fggt circa 1994
The Zeitgeist of Ed Banger
the Knife
Sad Lil Boy George
Girl Who Slept Over at Her Boyfriend’s House
Danny Devito JokerAlt
Tom Cruise Joker Alt
Daft Punk’s Illegitimate Brother
GaspardAlts
Jousteece
Justice’s business model when they decide to franchise their brand
2nd place: Authentic Chili’s AltBro
HIPSTER RUNOFF’S #1 COSTUME OF 2K8
James “Authentic Disco” Murphy as Fred “Authentic Caveman” Flinstone
“Get Innocuous 4 some1 great!”
-Fred Flinstone
WHO WAS YALLS FAVE COSTUME OF 2K8?
WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM 2K8 THAT WILL HELP US IN 2K9?
WILL HALLOWEEN ALWAY BE ‘FUN’ OR IS IT ‘TOO MAINSTREAM’?
WHO WILL BE THE ‘JUSTICE’ OF 2K9?
WHO WILL BE THE JOKERALT OF 2K9?
WHO WILL BE THE FRED FLINSTONE OF 2K9?
31 Comments
Carles, how authentic is it if i went as a Canadian for Halloween?
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//////////Reply by Gennerz
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 1:14 am
OMG, I dressed up as a Canadian for Hallowe’en too! Do u think we’re s0ul matez?
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IWentAsMSTRKFTHOLYGHOSTFANDEATHJOUSTEECECARLEShowaltamInow?
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who cares. the real issue here is: will dressing up as justice be post-ironic in Halloween 2k9 when they’re not relevant anymore? will that make me more authentic for appreciating non-masked has-beens djs
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no m0re ‘after the jump’ p0sts.
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That FGGT indian has got to be Johnny. l0lz.
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http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v364/71/125/503493971/n503493971_958129_4405.jpg
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just got a torrent of the new van she record yall.
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 2:12 am
@anonymous, r u talkin about V ive had that for a few months. ur s0 ghey and behind. get with the tymez fggt or fk off
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am
@tryin2findmyself,
no fag that shit is stale. you gotta get “VI” to be current.
fag.
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 9:14 am
@anonymous, omg new grl talk jus leaked
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I sure hope me and my friend won for best justice costumes! Busy P thought it was tight too. you all better agreee fooooolz!
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Also, goin on stage impersenating Justice was pretty tight.cheeerssszzzz
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 2:13 am
@dj(N) OR Gaspard*, i saw u guys during boiz noize, i was hella fucked up on coke and took me like 5 min to relaize it was costume. good job altbro.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am
@dj(N) OR Gaspard*,
omg didn’t realize that was you dude! haha…
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the munted altbag ed banger guy with glow sticks….
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i went as johnny love for halloween and tried getting underage girls to give me a tug job
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Johnny Love… classic..
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the altazns are my favorite.
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That “bearded lady” always looks like that. ‘Twas no costume.
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The Bloody Tampons!!!!!!!!!! lololololz
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Y n0t Neil ALTstr0ng? T0tes BTTR.
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mu0ps
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:34 am
@mu0p,
mu0p
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//////////Reply by mu0p
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 4:37 am
@anonymous,
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2nd place roxor - he makes me 1) want to cry 2) hongree.
XOXOXOXO
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Neil AZNStrong!!!!!!!1 LOLZE
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ur first joustices are obvi acutally crystal castles, get w it crls
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//////////Reply by glamrockonabudget
//////////Posted November 4th, 2008 at 11:47 am
@M39, I KNOW RITE!
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tom cruise jokeralt looks more like a hybrid weird al and kenny g jokeralt.
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was going as sarah palin un-authentic?
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i just wnat 2 say dat i think every1 who tries 2 talk like HRO peeps is failin v. hard
u know just sayin………………………………………..@_@
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wat bout pre-feed-the-animals gregg gillis
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we aligned our personal brand with the olsens
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what about shark vs bear:
http://www.sharkvsbear.com/2008/1031_sharkvsyourhead/slides/foamcore_28.html
or wardrobe malfunction:
http://www.sharkvsbear.com/2008/1031_halloweenie/slides/slutty_vampire_pirate_06.html
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It’s sad that people can’t only appreciate someone’s quirkiness and style, but must mimic it, too. This website preaches authenticity, yet you’re all sheep.
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jeeez. tamponjousiceboygeorge….. valuepack.
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i was pregnant-M.I.A for halloweenz
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yea, def crystal castles, not jus -teece
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ewww johnny love is SOOO GROSS!!!
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