The following altbag purchased all of his clothes on BlackFriday.info/new_personal_brand.
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Today is the busiest shopping day of the year. The day after THNXGVNG, people r s00 hungry that they have 2 g0 shopping so that they can eat at mall food courts. Some people like to call it BlackFriday.info, and others call it BlackFriday.biz. Whenever I go shopping on BlackFriday.com, I feel like I have been auto-forwarded to BlackFriday.info/PoorPeopleLookingForDeals. I think they’d tell you that they are just BlackFriday.com/ThriftyBargainSeekers.
When ur doing Xmas shopping, ur usually not buying presents 4 people u love. It is usually a challenge to find some thing appropriate for some1 in your extended family who you don’t TRULY know and don’t authentically “love.” U want 2 add value 2 their life in a present, but u don’t want 2 spend more than $__. I sort of wish Amazon would build a site called amazon-super-store.net/Presents_For_People_ I_Dont_Truly_Love_But_Have_2_Buy_A_Gift_4_them.html. At this site I could browse through crappy gifts which existed 2 give 2 extended family who u didn’t spend much money on and represent ‘not knowing them well.’
Today, I just want to SaveSomeMoney.us, but I would settle for SavingSomeEuros.blogspot.co.uk. I’m afraid of the FinancialCrisis.gov/BarryObamaWillNotSaveTheEconomy. Even though there is some change.gov, I feel like it is actually change.gov/pipedreams, and possibly change.gov/pyramid_scheme. S0 scared. Might even rename my myspace URL www.myspace.com/SomeScaredAltBro.
Should I go online shopping, or will there be 2 much traffic/2 many people?
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this is my favorite entry of all time. love you guys.
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off the mark wit this 1 carlyz
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I LUH this URL Humor!
More plz, more!
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OMG someone tell Connor he’s on HRO.
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//////////Reply by in club
//////////Posted November 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
@anon@anon.com, hey connor ur on HRO and ur a FGGT.
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//////////Reply by bicurious
//////////Posted November 29th, 2008 at 11:08 am
@in club, connor is straight but has a faggoty mustache
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Reminds me to candy bar humor
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lets say im santa claus, and i asked u to sit on my lap, what would u say u want 4 xmas?
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//////////Reply by anon@anon.com
//////////Posted November 28th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@littlesparrow,
a pony.
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//////////Reply by plastic fang
//////////Posted November 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am
@anon@anon.com, 40 ACRES AND AN AZN
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today some bro died for the electro wars. it was in a wal mart. he got stampeded by mnstrmrs while trying to save his alternative culture icons. it was a valiant effort to prevent mnstrmrs from buying alt gifts for thier entry lvl kidz.
also, just watched the justice vid, were the guys that attacked justice electrowar assassins from australia??
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*sigh
‘poor ppl looking 4 deals’
…so tru.
I bet the ppl watching @ the mall must be awesome today. N E one else like to go to the mall/plaza/’public places’ and just look at everyone and talk to a few of them. PPL are soO interesting yall. I think I’m gonna go out and buy my own AZN today. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to find a good deal @ the Sanrio store.
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srsly the more and more i read HRO i feel like this is exactly how mormonism started. fuck being a part of anything.
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top pic = KINGS of LEass2mOuthN ??? so confused
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yeah. i work at the mall and today was very “poor people looking for deals.” ive never seen so much brown in my life. and i had no idea how many asians lived in the area.
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It’s not blackfriday unless someone gets trampled to death at sprawl-mart. Apparently the bargains are so good you’ll kill for them.
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Laffed s0 hard.
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Blipsters who were ironically shopping at Wally World trampled a guy. This is why we need the 40 acres and an AZN program.
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http://www.amazon.com/Modest-Witness-Millenium-FemaleMan-OncoMouse/dp/0415912458
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excellence in my eyes
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Gay boners for Connor
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Whoa, tell me more about this Connor, I gotta slight crush on him. Why don’t you start with his phone numbr??!
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//////////Reply by tryin2
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
@Flora, THink ive done coke while this dude watched me
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//////////Reply by Flora
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am
@tryin2, well thats nice…where was it? meaning which city, state, continent? I seriously got a little online crush goin on here. so gimme something
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 4:50 am
@Flora, call that numba and find out hunnie. or you could search the area code and figure out what metropolitian area it is hehe.
<3 playin games
650-521-5038. call connor for a good time and a mustache ride.
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For some reason I have a feeling David posted that number..
Hes just looking out for a fellow sf’er, and mustache riding women everywhere
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//////////Reply by lizzbitch
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@Bizz,
STFU U SOUND LIKE A SLUTTT
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