We’re all proud 2 b an American now that Barry Obammy is Pressy

By Carles | November 14, 2008

[Photo by lastnitesparty]

God Bless The HRO

by CRLS

(to the tune of “God Bless the USA”)


If tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d kinda worked for all my life/went to design school 4.
And I had to start again, (transfer colleges)
with just my lil alt and my entry level alt GF.
I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the electro bolt flag still stands for altdom,
and mnstrms can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be an Alt,
where at least I know my mind is free. (from corporate bullsht)
And I wont forget the electrowarsoldiers who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the Alt.S.A.

From the blogs on the hypemachine,
to the douchey clubs of LA.
Across the party pix HTML templates,
From meme to viral meme.

From Seattle down to Austin,
and New York to L.A.
Well there’s authenticAlt in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.

That I’m proud to be an AltBro/FGGT/authenticAlt/Altbag,
where at least I know I’m free (spirited/liberal).
And I wont forget the blipsters/AZNs who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to u and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the Alt.S.A.

And I’m proud to be and Alternative member of society,
where at least I know I’m differentiated.
And I wont forget the cool/aloof dads who died,
who gave that right to me (via inheritance).

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend my personal brand still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this blog,
God bless the HRO.

xxxxxxxxxxxx
MORE TITTIES AFTER THE JUMP

Luv hoodies that show nip <3 <3

“Should I take a sexie picture while sitting in a sink basin?”

“was just tryin 2 b sexie…didn’t mean 2 ruin my butt 4 the rest of the nite :-( . h8 life”

seen n e kute ______ lately? Remember that time lastnitesparty posted an awesome anus?

     
This entry was posted in HRO ART, WHERE DA PARTY AT and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

RELATED POSTS

P0ST M0RE AZNs who are past their prime
 Miss the days of authentic nip slip theory.
 RADIOHEAD REMIX IS BL0WING UP
 MexiAlts

17 Comments

  1. mymeme
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    told u u were an artist
    beautiful
    really beautiful

    Reply

  2. Roberto
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    so beautiful, you made me cry!!!

    Reply

  3. anony
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    hait after the jumps

    Reply

  4. Gregg G.
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    It ’s posts like this that truly separate carls from all of us commentators.

    I think we should all raise up our cans of sparxx to toaste u

    Reply

  5. altb@g.com
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    I’d hit that.

    Reply

  6. fuck diddly fuck
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    the last one is a well know tranny here in maimi

    Reply

  7. †upalki
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    LOVE U, YALL CMMNTRS!

    NVR FORGET THIS AGE OF YR LIFE!

    Reply

  8. anonymous
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    christ

    Reply

  9. MNSTRM FOREFER
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    the weird thing is i never think its that bad of a post until i read a cmmt thats praising it likes it fckn gold. i mean i guess this had to be done. but i want more altbag posts. off the wall. more palestinian scurvy scarves. more quirkyFGGTzany pizza alts. imjstsayin the [nip]s(lips) R niece.

    Reply

    THATCHER

    //////////Reply by THATCHER
    //////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    @MNSTRM FOREFER,

    MNSTRM 4VR UR A GOD. UR A POST-GOD! OMG OHMYGOD UR MY GOD! HAHA LOL JK!

    U OBVI DONT UNDERSTAND THE ALT-ECONOMEME! U CAN’T JUST ASK 4 THINGS TO BE RELEVANT. IT IS THE ALT-THENTIC EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES THINGS WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT. DON’T ASK 4 MORE. ALSO WHAT ABOUT UR NIECE’S TITS? IS INCEST HYPE IN 2K8.9?

    Reply

  10. ruthie
    Posted November 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    desecration of a truly inspiring american song

    Reply

    anony

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    @ruthie, get over it, desecrating inspiring amerikan songs is truly amerikan.

    Reply

  11. holls
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly
    bill oreilly

    Reply

  12. Audio Pimpstress
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    <3 you so much & miss U.
    Come home

    Reply

  13. GeeWhiz,Ma!
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    i have a <3 on for the first girl. god bless america and her alt boobs

    Reply

  14. anony
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 4:36 am | Permalink

    Is that richlard simmons over on the left? Are stainless steel sinks the new bathtubs in arkskool SLR pixs?

    Reply

  15. electrogrunt
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 5:11 am | Permalink

    Beuutiful crls beuutiful

    Reply

  16. postaltgirl
    Posted November 16, 2008 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    yur rly funny.

    Reply

  17. liz
    Posted November 17, 2008 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    man tits, or nasty chick tits?

    cant really tell

    dont really care

    Reply

Post a Comment, Yall!

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*