[Photo by lastnitesparty]
God Bless The HRO
by CRLS
(to the tune of “God Bless the USA”)
If tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d kinda worked for all my life/went to design school 4.
And I had to start again, (transfer colleges)
with just my lil alt and my entry level alt GF.
I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the electro bolt flag still stands for altdom,
and mnstrms can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be an Alt,
where at least I know my mind is free. (from corporate bullsht)
And I wont forget the electrowarsoldiers who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the Alt.S.A.
From the blogs on the hypemachine,
to the douchey clubs of LA.
Across the party pix HTML templates,
From meme to viral meme.
From Seattle down to Austin,
and New York to L.A.
Well there’s authenticAlt in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.
That I’m proud to be an AltBro/FGGT/authenticAlt/Altbag,
where at least I know I’m free (spirited/liberal).
And I wont forget the blipsters/AZNs who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to u and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the Alt.S.A.
And I’m proud to be and Alternative member of society,
where at least I know I’m differentiated.
And I wont forget the cool/aloof dads who died,
who gave that right to me (via inheritance).
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend my personal brand still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this blog,
God bless the HRO.
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17 Comments
told u u were an artist
beautiful
really beautiful
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so beautiful, you made me cry!!!
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hait after the jumps
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It ’s posts like this that truly separate carls from all of us commentators.
I think we should all raise up our cans of sparxx to toaste u
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I’d hit that.
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the last one is a well know tranny here in maimi
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LOVE U, YALL CMMNTRS!
NVR FORGET THIS AGE OF YR LIFE!
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christ
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the weird thing is i never think its that bad of a post until i read a cmmt thats praising it likes it fckn gold. i mean i guess this had to be done. but i want more altbag posts. off the wall. more palestinian scurvy scarves. more quirkyFGGTzany pizza alts. imjstsayin the [nip]s(lips) R niece.
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 3:23 am
@MNSTRM FOREFER,
MNSTRM 4VR UR A GOD. UR A POST-GOD! OMG OHMYGOD UR MY GOD! HAHA LOL JK!
U OBVI DONT UNDERSTAND THE ALT-ECONOMEME! U CAN’T JUST ASK 4 THINGS TO BE RELEVANT. IT IS THE ALT-THENTIC EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES THINGS WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT. DON’T ASK 4 MORE. ALSO WHAT ABOUT UR NIECE’S TITS? IS INCEST HYPE IN 2K8.9?
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desecration of a truly inspiring american song
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 15th, 2008 at 4:28 am
@ruthie, get over it, desecrating inspiring amerikan songs is truly amerikan.
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<3 you so much & miss U.
Come home
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i have a <3 on for the first girl. god bless america and her alt boobs
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Is that richlard simmons over on the left? Are stainless steel sinks the new bathtubs in arkskool SLR pixs?
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Beuutiful crls beuutiful
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yur rly funny.
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man tits, or nasty chick tits?
cant really tell
dont really care
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