Should we anticipate an AltBro Personal Brand global aesthetic change as we approach the electroWar? Will Barry Obama look for every mainstreamer and alt to upgrade their personal brand in 2k10?
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I am bro. I may or may not be alt.
I am the hardcore music that plays at the burrito restaurant at which I work.
I am the motorcycle which I do not drive/own. (drive a Kia Rio)
I am my bullet belt.
I find myself in arguments where I 'stand up for school shooters.'
I used to listen to Justice.
I turned my JusticeJacket into a MeJacket because I put buttons on it.
The flair on my jacket represents me.
Each button/patch is a small but important symbol which lets other bros/broads know what I'm all about.
I am a bro. I have a non-post-ironic rocker haircut.
I hate electronic music.

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Srry yall, I just wanted to post this bc I nvr want to forget the epic Alt that is Patchy McPinPatch.

Remember her? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/patchy-mcpinpatch.html