Should we anticipate an AltBro Personal Brand global aesthetic change as we approach the electroWar? Will Barry Obama look for every mainstreamer and alt to upgrade their personal brand in 2k10?
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I am bro. I may or may not be alt.
I am the hardcore music that plays at the burrito restaurant at which I work.
I am the motorcycle which I do not drive/own. (drive a Kia Rio)
I am my bullet belt.
I find myself in arguments where I ’stand up for school shooters.’
I used to listen to Justice.
I turned my JusticeJacket into a MeJacket because I put buttons on it.
The flair on my jacket represents me.
Each button/patch is a small but important symbol which lets other bros/broads know what I’m all about.
I am a bro. I have a non-post-ironic rocker haircut.
I hate electronic music.
[Photo by HelLooks]
Srry yall, I just wanted to post this bc I nvr want to forget the epic Alt that is Patchy McPinPatch.
Remember her? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/patchy-mcpinpatch.html
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PART OF THE ALTBRO NEVER ALTBAGS
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He’s only doing the bare minimum. Needs more flair.
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Meh he isnt authentic at all.
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hey yall jus found the most alt altgurlevartake alook
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/l_3e4ebbdb4be84739a91c07ba8ca4a66f.jpg
who is moar alt the bird or her?
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ghey blog. carles why dont you blog about the FGGTs that you fuck.
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
@ghey blog ghey crls, i have a sick feeling you are in fact the girl pictured. is this why you harness “teh h8″ for crls? how do you feel about joker alt’s stealing your hair color asthtetic?
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//////////Reply by ghey blog ghey crls
//////////Posted November 6th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
@caswell, i am in fact the girl pictured yet i have a Xtrmly alt peen. i dnt rlly h9 crls i just think if you dont any good ideas then dont post. AZNs and Icelandies are just eh compared to other topics. but ima actually a fggt bcuz i support forums over blogs because people can talk vs blogs its just one person rambling about whatevs. but the people that take HRO srsly are fucked. i guess i only wanna read abt pizza alts and nip/nut slyps. i wood like to see how altfag or altdrone crls rlly is!?!!!!!!! maybe hes me.!>!>!>?!>?!><!<!
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//////////Reply by THATCHER
//////////Posted November 7th, 2008 at 2:19 am
@ghey blog ghey crls,
omgfu do i rrlly have 2 do this evry post? HRO is srsly srs and he’s got srs things 2 say and take srsly and if u srsly dont like it then i srsly suggest you srsly don’t come here anymore u dirty fggt. srsly.
SRS4EVR!!!
an forums? srsly? do u know what a forum is? its where like the greeksfags and romanfags went to fuck eachother and talk about ghey shit like plato’s fggt republic. Is that ur pbrand? srsly? FGGT
widebro is w-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide
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i guess in 2k10 all the ALTBROS will become (ALT*)DOUCHES
* – “may or may not be alt.”
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I saw a bike messenger rocking this many pins today. Heavy flair is definiteley ascendant in the altbro scene.
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http://draw.vox.com/library/post/our-tears-are-made-of-lightning.html?_c=feed-atom
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INAUTHENTIC.
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this dude is so authentic i’m going to pass out. look at his cock! it’s so huge! and his belt, DREAMY SHIT
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i think her skrt is a collection of her childhood memories…
the zipper of the pants she wz wearin when she lost her v card to a stranger when she wz 15
the key to her journal of meaningful poetry
zebra print and chEEEtah print to show zat enimies can unite… not unlike the idea of the PREDALIAN de AVPR
her old chastity ring…
kewll
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CRLS, mai parentz js ‘discoverd’ HRO cuz they lookd at mai tumblrrrr and i re-bloged sumthing you ded
i think u shld rite a post abt hipster parents
not c00l dads n shit bt mor lyk da parentz of hipsterz
ud maek it funny! i kno
luv u crls
-REMBRANDT FON RIGN
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I saw an authentic altbro in the wild (a party) last week. He was telling me how he used to like Rilo Kiley, but not anymore because “they got all popular.” I never thought that kind of people existed.
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//////////Reply by escher
//////////Posted November 7th, 2008 at 11:02 am
@Kevin, hahahahahahhahhah
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
@Kevin, People don’t actually say that they stopped listening to musicians because they went mainstream… it’s just generally understood…
You know it’s really so douchebaggy when you think about it. You go around actively trying to get everyone you know to listen to your favorite “undiscovered” alt band and then you get all pissed off that… surprise….. people actually do. uh.. hello? It’s OK… really there is NO shortage of good awesome bands that no one knows about… you just have to listen to them before pitchfork gets a big stiffy over them…. and blog about them too… but not too much… they might actually suck and you wouldn’t want that on you.
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what kind of moron wears a crass patch and an exploited patch? crass were anti racist anarchists, exploited were a bunch of neo nazi spikey hair punk pieces of shit who deserve to die.
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BLOG ON MY KNOB!!
*the first guy looks like some guy I used to ride the bus w/in hi sckool….be careful, they evolve quickly. His personal brand will constantly change. BUt teh sad part is it will never evolve into human form. He will 4 ever be stucck in leather jacket/pin/patch purgatory. Maybe I’ll get a leather jacket and start putting John Mayer/Hootie/Dave Matthews patches on it…hmmm.
**POST MORE DRUG O.D.s**
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
@Jesse, that would be like soooo ironic. It might totally work… unless in fact you have ever listened to those bands which I bet you have. You probably have dave mathews band bootlegs in your closet somewhere.
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted November 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
@anony,
ttly! U want me to put em on megaupload/fileshare/notworthbuying 4 u?
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http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/l_3e4ebbdb4be84739a91c07ba8ca4a66f.jpg
s0 hot.
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i think he’s going for the “black metal in a funky punky kinda way” look.
but let’s get serious about serious political and economic issues [alt]:
NOW THAT THE MAINSTREAM WORLD IS ALL “HOPEFUL AND FOR CHANGE” ISN’T IT TIME FOR OUR ALTERNATIVE WORLD TO CHANGE?
ELECTRO IS LIKE THE WAR IN IRAQ! WE SHOULD STOP IT!
GIRL TALK = THE ALT GEORGE W BUSHSON?
WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE?
WHOS THE ALTOBAMA?
WILL EVER AN AUTHENTIC ALTBRO BECOME A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD, AFRICA AND THE AZN SIDE OF TOWN? Or people are just way 2 mnstrm to do that.
If the altbro wins does that mean he is not authentic enough or it means he’s just “like radiohead ya know”.
Sorry for the longish comment you [all of you]. I am just expressin meself.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted November 8th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
@†upalki, HRO needs less electro coverage. I like electro but I hope it’s not the ONLY thing you listen to… because that would be really sad…. you need ALL kinds of music in your life.
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i’ve been reading this blog for like 2 weeks now and i’m STILL intermittently laughing!
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