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What is the future of the blipster?

In the future, what will blipsters look like?

[Photo facehunter]

Will they look like Whoopi Goldberg?

Tracy Chapman?

Latrell Spreewell?

Are future blipsters going 2 be ‘athletic’?

[Photo via Streetwalker]

What type of music will blipsters listen 2?

In the future, will all blipsters have ‘nappy headed faux hawks’?

Will Blipsters have 2 different coloured eyes?

Will blipsters start using Mac Lappies to operate their myspaces & startup graphic design+promotions companies?

In the future, will white people who watch late nite sketch shows laugh at old cast members from “All That” bc he is s000 zany?

(Note: R.I.P. Tina Fey ‘Acceptance’+'blog buzz’ bubble)

Will blipsters try 2 look like Billy Ocean? (not one of Ocean’s 11)

2k9: the Year of the Blipster?
Was 2k8 the Year of the AZN (Chinese Olympics)?
Was _k_ the year of the white guy? (Slavery/Nazis/web 2.0)
Was _k_ the year of the Mexi? (NAFTA)
What _k_ the year of the ____? ________

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16 Comments

  1. Posted November 12, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    i have a billy ocean record hanging on my wall. Does that make me part blipster?

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  2. Posted November 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    A HREF=U ARE A FAGGOT.COM

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    //////////Reply by childpred
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    @BLACK MOTHERFUCKER,

    img src = ‘getting’ this ‘joke’ makes u a ‘fggt’

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  3. InnyVinny
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    I vote for Billy Ocean (past not present) and fro-hawks. And tight ass shorts.

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  4. lame
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    hhahah, all that, i loved snick.

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  5. lame
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    hahah, all that, i loved snick (saturday night nickelodeon).

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  6. anonymous
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    those shorts are so ewww. bleh and kanye, h8 kanye.

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  7. Jaz
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=320579931

    This is what blipsters will be like in 2k12. Jasmine is highly tggbl and from Spain.

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    //////////Reply by caswell
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    @Jaz, dreem grl

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    //////////Reply by CogInSystem
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    @Jaz, What Heroin Blic?

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    //////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
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    @Jaz, jasmine is pretty tggble, but she has nothing on my grlz from L’ trimme. have u seen tigra lately? queen of tggblez.

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    //////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
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    @Hot N’ BODY’D, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo

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    //////////Reply by Melknee
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    I like the cars, the cars that go boom

  8. lol
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    carlesbian

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  9. pete
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    Fuck there short, shorts

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  10. anon
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    Barry obama is the original blipster.

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  11. Melknee
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    I thought he was cute, but my friend was turned off by his ‘purse’ and his short shorts.

    anyway he is a totally blipbag
    i totally just coined that phrase to define hot blipsters who are a little effeminate and have their own (non-”urban”) personal style

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  12. Posted November 13, 2008 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    its soooo effed up how much tina fey and sarah palin look alike.

    the thought of two of them scares me.

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  13. Hot N' BODY'D
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    miles davis was the original Blipster!
    THN he pased the torch 2 Herbie Hancock…
    Then Herbiez passed it to Digable Planets.

    “…Check Doodle, Silk, and Butter, cause we be Black & Hip”

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  14. lame
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    whoopi goldberg has no eyebrows

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  15. babysandwiches
    Posted November 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    <3 <3 latrell sprewell <3 <3

    choking ur coach=the altest pssbl way for jocks 2 xpress ‘h8red 4 authority’

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  16. Posted November 20, 2008 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    hahahaha

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