In the future, what will blipsters look like?

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Will they look like Whoopi Goldberg?

Tracy Chapman?

Latrell Spreewell?

Are future blipsters going 2 be ‘athletic’?

[Photo via Streetwalker]
What type of music will blipsters listen 2?

In the future, will all blipsters have ‘nappy headed faux hawks’?

Will Blipsters have 2 different coloured eyes?

Will blipsters start using Mac Lappies to operate their myspaces & startup graphic design+promotions companies?

In the future, will white people who watch late nite sketch shows laugh at old cast members from “All That” bc he is s000 zany?

(Note: R.I.P. Tina Fey ‘Acceptance’+'blog buzz’ bubble)

Will blipsters try 2 look like Billy Ocean? (not one of Ocean’s 11)


2k9: the Year of the Blipster?
Was 2k8 the Year of the AZN (Chinese Olympics)?
Was _k_ the year of the white guy? (Slavery/Nazis/web 2.0)
Was _k_ the year of the Mexi? (NAFTA)
What _k_ the year of the ____? ________




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16 Comments
i have a billy ocean record hanging on my wall. Does that make me part blipster?
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//////////Reply by childpred
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@BLACK MOTHERFUCKER,
img src = ‘getting’ this ‘joke’ makes u a ‘fggt’
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I vote for Billy Ocean (past not present) and fro-hawks. And tight ass shorts.
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hhahah, all that, i loved snick.
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hahah, all that, i loved snick (saturday night nickelodeon).
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those shorts are so ewww. bleh and kanye, h8 kanye.
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This is what blipsters will be like in 2k12. Jasmine is highly tggbl and from Spain.
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//////////Reply by caswell
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@Jaz, dreem grl
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//////////Reply by CogInSystem
//////////Posted November 12th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
@Jaz, What Heroin Blic?
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//////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
//////////Posted November 13th, 2008 at 9:38 am
@Jaz, jasmine is pretty tggble, but she has nothing on my grlz from L’ trimme. have u seen tigra lately? queen of tggblez.
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//////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
//////////Posted November 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am
@Hot N’ BODY’D, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo
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//////////Reply by Melknee
//////////Posted November 14th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I like the cars, the cars that go boom
carlesbian
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Fuck there short, shorts
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Barry obama is the original blipster.
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I thought he was cute, but my friend was turned off by his ‘purse’ and his short shorts.
anyway he is a totally blipbag
i totally just coined that phrase to define hot blipsters who are a little effeminate and have their own (non-”urban”) personal style
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its soooo effed up how much tina fey and sarah palin look alike.
the thought of two of them scares me.
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miles davis was the original Blipster!
THN he pased the torch 2 Herbie Hancock…
Then Herbiez passed it to Digable Planets.
“…Check Doodle, Silk, and Butter, cause we be Black & Hip”
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whoopi goldberg has no eyebrows
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<3 <3 latrell sprewell <3 <3
choking ur coach=the altest pssbl way for jocks 2 xpress ‘h8red 4 authority’
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hahahaha
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