Comments on: What Makes a True AltBro?

By: WOW!!

WOW!! — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:13:00 +0000

hey look i’m an altbro wwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By: pR

pR — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:01:54 +0000

The most epic post on HRO ever?

By: anony

anony — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:56:24 +0000

That pic is totally cute and heartwarming….. post more lil entry level altbros. The one on the right is definitely post skater entry level altbro; more coverage should be devoted to this important subgenre.

By: anony

anony — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:44:42 +0000

@SPARKZ89, it’s all so confusing!

By: anony

anony — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:42:48 +0000

@Jesse, I thought altbros were already secure enough in their masculinity for the occasional bromantic evening….. but no kissing…. ’cause thats a little ghey.

By: amerappy4eva

amerappy4eva — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:39:15 +0000

broseidon, king of the brocean.

By: anon

anon — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:19:27 +0000

cash money= “A true altbro becomes best friends with his altbro’s new girlfriend, eventually ‘developing a crush’ on his altbro’s GF, creating a huge rift in his local altbro subsystem.”

cash money millionaires= “A true altbro buys an 18-24 pack of beer for all of his altbros without asking for any money in return, but secretly has some resentment for the poorer/moochier altbros of the group.”

By: glamrockonabudget

glamrockonabudget — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:39:39 +0000

@pete, MSTR ALTS!?!?!?!omg

By: glamrockonabudget

glamrockonabudget — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:38:44 +0000

when thrift shopping a true altbro finds a sick shirt seconds after one of his altbros and quickly convinces him that it just not right for him, and then buys it himself on the sly.

By: SPARKZ89

SPARKZ89 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:19:04 +0000

@matt, An altbag offers cigs to everyone present because he is “over material things.”