Is n e 1 else ‘gettin a lil bit of anxiety’ abt 2nite. I’m gonna wake up 2morrow, and everything is gonna be different. I will have a reason to live. I will have a reason to keep going. I will have a reason to go to design school. I will have a reason to ‘lose some weight’ as a 2k9 New Year’s resolution.
Tonight, Barry Obama will win. Tomorrow morning, I will drive to a rural area and be embraced by some one who voted for George W. Bush. We will go out to McDonalds for breakfast and realize ‘maybe we’re all kinda the same after all.’ We will be brothers for the next four years.
We will unite under 1 church which preaches both ‘faith’ and ‘logic.’
We will govern our nation with ‘a lil bit of God’ and ‘a lil bit of science.’
We will let convicts out of jail, granting them a fresh start.
We will take down Osama Bin Laden.
We’ll teach a modified version of ‘evolution’ that’s a lil bit more fun.
We will rescue our nation from financial crisis.
We will make sure that altbros and altbags have an equal voice in the Senate.
We will defeat Iran.
We will defeat North Korea.
We will defeat China and destroy their Olympic facilities.
This is our America.
I’m eggcited, yall! Barry won! Hooray!
[HIPSTER RUNOFF BROKE THIS STORY FIRST]
Barry Obama will bring us together.
-to the tune “Love Will Tear Us Apart”
[Original Art]
Patrick Moberg – Meaningful Obama Tumblr Meme (HIPSTER RUNOFF RMX)
I <3 2 rmx memes.
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2 many font sizes. s0 confused. i think i wanna change my mind about who i voted 4. can i get my ballot back you think?
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hro, sleeping with one meme at a time all the way to the top
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poetic
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Remember Remember the 4th of November
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the hipster runfor is going off tonite!
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You are confused and extremely uneducated
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i think mccainy is gonna win.
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“Barry Obama will bring us together.
-to the tune “Love Will Tear Us Apart””
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Carles you are smashing it.
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VICTORY <3
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SOCIALOLIZM YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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“We will take down Osama Bin Laden.
We will defeat Iran.
We will defeat North Korea.”
isnt that bush was protecting the nation/world from global threat (defeating iraq) why everyone hates him so much
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OOOOOBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XoXoOOooXX0000,….,,..,..,,…,..,,. CRLS u cumpleet me
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FGGTs
idohnt voht,,,
poor saps feels like this country/world has a chance
do some drugs/lose 10yrs of yr lyfe and somepoint during that thyme thurr will be some kemikal bawm or somethin
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betch obama wunnn!111!!!!!!!!!!!
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ok so barrys cool or whatevs buht hes gonna get shot or someshit
mmjstsayin yall
-anthrFGGT
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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3990/obamaballinbd5.gif
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OBAMA>GOD
BASIC MATH
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ah yesssssssssssssssss! Obama won!!!! EAT SKEET YOU EFFIN HATERS!!!!
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crls, u r my favorite meme.
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stop stealing content/memes/internet lingo from 4chan/420chan/niggerchan CRLS. we have a blipster 4 prez now show sum class
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I VOTED FOR OBAMA COZ MY FAV DEJAY TOLD ME SO
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