AltBro or AltBag is a game where I post a picture of an alternative male, and the HRO readers must decide if it is an altbro or an altbag.
Please justify your response.
For example: “He is an altbag because _______.”
or “he is an altbro bc _________.”
The first 100 responses will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Chili’s in Suburbia, USA.
[Photo by takeovertokyo]
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no tx
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clearly a FGGT for havin a ghey racing stripe of ha1r running down his fkn ass crax……..
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//////////Reply by Al
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 4:20 am
@superbeast, Yeah, everyone knows nonFGGTs shave.
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i count two buttheads in that pic
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AltBro. We all know bggts wax.
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are we sure it’s either?
is that a tail removal scar?
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ALTButt!
n_n
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altbag. altbro would be licking someone elses ass.
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altbaggot- altbro wood b wearing Am Appy undies
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were are his dogs balls
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ew it has a tail!
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ALTBAG. DUH!!!!
BCUZZ 4L7B4Gz D0n7 H4v3 57r37cH m4rKz 0n d3y a$$
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//////////Reply by Glo
//////////Posted December 7th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
@Preston, `/12 4 |=L’(k!|v6 (L’|v71246
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correction ^^^ ALTBAGS DO HAVE STRETCH MARKS…. NOT ‘DONT’
AND NOTE THAT I POSTED THAT ON 11:11
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i dunno but that seinfield pic is cracking me up.
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Altbro cuz he knows how to get the althos to groom him.
Chiliz plz
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Carles,
Who was the first Altbro?
When did Altbro begin?
Can you please provide a timeline of altbro through the ages or blogyears?
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entry lvl alt bro juss tryin to get the attention of the ladiez, goin thru puberty, tryin to deal with his changin bod and hair in new places.
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chilliz n0w.
0o0oH. almst 4g0t. altbAg.
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Clearly a altbromeo.
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CARLES U FGGT!
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Bro. Got some balls to pose bare-assed.
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altbro, forces chicks to give him the dirty saladz
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isn’t this from takeovertokyo?
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//////////Reply by kmr
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am
@not my butt,
hey yes it is! like it says right under it! weird.
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//////////Reply by not my butt
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
@kmr, That IS weird! There’s no possibility that Carles incorrectly attributed it to danceonpartyon and then read my comment and edited it. So weird!!!
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altbag bcause of doing something “spontaneous” thinking thats alternative. ummm…….ummmm……fckn crls,…… im fckn hugry for suburbia cuisine……….
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HA, removed by Photobucket.
Inappropriate conduct.
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get photobucketed.
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damnit carles, was this a NSFW or NWS photo? i thought we agreed you’d put those after the “bump”.
just want to “get real” with some1 i care about. and say, i’m sorry that i act like an altbag in public – but i really have a deep/sensitive/vulnerable side that i can only show to u. <3 U !
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photobucket is always an altbag, he just boasts about all his relevant alt parties
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crls stop using third party hosting!
Or use tinypic instead fggt
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fuck photofucket!
imageshack yall…..
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He is an altbag because he hotlinks other peoples images thus making him look like a total tool in front of his core audience.
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put the pic back up.
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Mnstrmr.
Not skinny enough to be alt. I mean, really.
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