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ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [Butt Edition]

AltBro or AltBag is a game where I post a picture of an alternative male, and the HRO readers must decide if it is an altbro or an altbag.

Please justify your response.
For example: "He is an altbag because _______."
or "he is an altbro bc _________."

The first 100 responses will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Chili's in Suburbia, USA.

[Photo by takeovertokyo]

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////////////////////'s picture

no tx

superbeast's picture

clearly a FGGT for havin a ghey racing stripe of ha1r running down his fkn ass crax........

Al's picture

@superbeast, Yeah, everyone knows nonFGGTs shave.

pokemones's picture

i count two buttheads in that pic

hey's picture

i dunno but that seinfield

i dunno but that seinfield pic is porno cracking me up.

CogInSystem's picture

AltBro. We all know bggts wax.

tommy's picture

are we sure it's either?

is that a tail removal scar?

cas's picture

ALTButt!
n_n

MasonMiles's picture

altbag. altbro would be licking someone elses ass.

vipster's picture

altbaggot- altbro wood b wearing Am Appy undies

pete's picture

were are his dogs balls

anon@anon.com's picture

ew it has a tail!

Preston's picture

ALTBAG. DUH!!!!

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Glo's picture

@Preston, `/12 4 |=L'(k!|v6 (L'|v71246

Preston's picture

correction ^^^ ALTBAGS DO HAVE STRETCH MARKS.... NOT 'DONT'

AND NOTE THAT I POSTED THAT ON 11:11

altplus's picture

i dunno but that seinfield pic is cracking me up.

Teh Anomususses's picture

Altbro cuz he knows how to get the althos to groom him.

Chiliz plz

R's picture

Carles,
Who was the first Altbro?
When did Altbro begin?
Can you please provide a timeline of altbro through the ages or blogyears?

puberty y'all's picture

entry lvl alt bro juss tryin to get the attention of the ladiez, goin thru puberty, tryin to deal with his changin bod and hair in new places.

justin's picture

chilliz n0w.

0o0oH. almst 4g0t. altbAg.

Komrakkah's picture

Clearly a altbromeo.

JakeDaSnake's picture

CARLES U FGGT!

Eddie's picture

Bro. Got some balls to pose bare-assed.

cockboy's picture

altbro, forces chicks to give him the dirty saladz

not my butt's picture

isn't this from takeovertokyo?

kmr's picture

@not my butt,

hey yes it is! like it says right under it! weird.

not my butt's picture

@kmr, That IS weird! There's no possibility that Carles incorrectly attributed it to danceonpartyon and then read my comment and edited it. So weird!!!

anonymous's picture

altbag bcause of doing something "spontaneous" thinking thats alternative. ummm.......ummmm......fckn crls,...... im fckn hugry for suburbia cuisine..........

paul's picture

HA, removed by Photobucket.

Inappropriate conduct.

ihemp's picture

get photobucketed.

great post!'s picture

damnit carles, was this a NSFW or NWS photo? i thought we agreed you'd put those after the "bump".

just want to "get real" with some1 i care about. and say, i'm sorry that i act like an altbag in public - but i really have a deep/sensitive/vulnerable side that i can only show to u. <3 U !

John Will Spooks's picture

photobucket is always an altbag, he just boasts about all his relevant alt parties

notMordecai's picture

crls stop using third party hosting!

Or use tinypic instead fggt

pokemones's picture

fuck photofucket!

imageshack yall.....

anony's picture

He is an altbag because he hotlinks other peoples images thus making him look like a total tool in front of his core audience.

nick's picture

put the pic back up.

jolson's picture

Mnstrmr.

Not skinny enough to be alt. I mean, really.

joseph's picture

entry lvl alt bro juss tryin

entry lvl alt bro juss tryin to get the attention of the ladiez, goin thru puberty, tryin to deal with his changin bod and hair in new places.
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