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In order to update the global alternative census, we must continue to take an inventory of alternative humans and alternative accessories.
In this picture there are
___ altbros
___ pairs of sunglasses
___ tuggable alt skanks
___ mainstream bros
___ festival bros
___ unique caps
___ unique hats
___ pairs of leggings
___ 'music loverz'
___ unique alts
___ mainstream alts
___ non-white alts
___ neon apparel
___ striped apparel
___ American Apparel
___ t-shirts of bands
___ iPods
___ zunes
___ FGGTs
___ altbaguettes
___ entry levs
___ ppls with dSLRs
___ ppl with party pix sites
___ ppl who have a college degree
___ ___________________
///Where's AltDo?
In 2k9, will alt officially be mainstream? Worried after taking the alt census, yall. ///scared
[Photo by Cobrasnake]
XX BONUS ALTBROS on the prowl XX
'Today, we have a chance. We have a dream. We will be tugged.'
-from the book AltBro in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Comments
Alt=mainstream in 2k12
ALTstralians?
ALTstralians
ya im scared2
boi bandz & jelled spikey hair big in 2k9??/
we also got Alt gigantic gorillas in the top right corner,
is that altgorilla Altdo?
BTW, I <3 Altdo
In this picture there are
4333 iPods
hehe
got some news for you. I live in SF, home to many alts/hipsters/hypebeasters. When ever I go back home to southern california I end up going to the mall with the parents for SOCKS and SCHWEATERSTHS I see that all of the highschool and jr. highschool kids look like typical SF alts/hipsters/hypebeasters. Shits been broke. This is over. it has been defined. The new shit is already been bubbling, you just havent heard it yet.
@the. boob.,
I like that I can tell you are actually from San Francisco, because you dont say "frisco" or anyshit like that. speaking as someone else in sf, since little kids via LA are dressing like us, are we still authentic? do i have to dress like those kids use to dress, before they started dressing like me, so that they will revert and i can take up my manners again? will this lead to a never ending cycle between us and socal? so confused!
just.want.more.cycles.including.excess.cheese.or.excess.chips.so.i.can.make.nachos.
@The Man in the Hat, !!!!SF isn't cnfusing? i was there in august and had to wear a jean jacket in the nite!!!! yall gots that BART fake ass underground train thats all clean, makin no sense chargin by the ride time. come to NYC, we throw our garbage on the ground and ride real $2 subways
@whatuptokyo,
Its mildly cold [chilly?]. Its [mostly]ecologically sound. [Bart is not by time, but by distance, cause it goes all over the bay area, not just in sf]. Its also pretty ghey.
@whatuptokyo, yeah, i dont understand the "eco" {drive a jetta} nor distance [dont walk anywhere}, but you guys do have palm trees, which are sick. I like the ones in emerald hills in sonic 1 [want to photogrph my jetta in front of them] you guys also have lots of gheyzz, which was flattering cause they kept looking at my pants
alt is to ac/dc as ac/dc is to your parents.
who cares, more drunk girls in neon and sunglasses to bang
those photos are so "AUSTRALIAN SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL" it hurts just thinking about it.
@gabelord, how many r there....i think its gone mainstream...people go just to get cooked up, wouldn't have the slightest clue whose actually playing....
its good rack
Number of Peaace sings vs Number of rock on sings
are crookers alt anymore?
fuck they were good but to many wanna be crookers fans...not cool
plz poast britnie sparz
‘Today, we have a chance. We have a dream. We will be tugged.’
-from the book AltBro in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Um...brilliant?
Gah, get over the SF vs. NYC vs. Portland vs. Slovenia vs. LA vs. Mom's basement vs. 1950s vs. Counter-culture vs. Hippie Headbands vs. Dubai vs. the mall.
wherever you go, there you are dipsheetz.
you forgot pizza alts.. carles ur slackin.
"where's altdo"/"altbro in the rye"
laughing aloud here
Dude, you know there's at least one Blipster in there. And he's probably getting tugged by the hottest alt-skank in the joint.
heehee =D so true^^
all i see are perfect alt brests
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