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This is a personal branding crisis question. CROSS or ELECTRO LIGHTNING BOLT is a new HRO Gimmick where the readers must decide of the pictured alt should implement a CROSSy personal brand or an ELECTROLIGHTNINGBOLTy personal brand.
Please justify your response.
For example:
"He should get an electro lightning bolt tattoo cuz electro is gonna be big in 2k7."
or
"He should get a cross jacket/t-shirt/tatty because he is a Mexicalt and his parents probably worship the guy who 'chilled upon a cross til he died.' "
[Photo by Last Nites Party]
Comments
Lightning bolts because cos crosses are only cool 2x/year.
What would Jesus wear?
@Teh Anomususses,
Definitely not the one that would remind him of his death
@Nico, It's kind of ironic that an instrument of death can become a symbol of faith, or in this case electro-doo doo.
I still don't understand the linkage between Justice and their adorning of crosses.
WHATEVS
Maybe that's because I don't invest enough into pouring digital feces into my ears.
@Teh Anomususses, What would Zeus wear?
crosses are soooo 0.033k ad
doap call Philth... doap
ACROSS THE ALTBAGIVERSE
is it weird that i think hes cute?
should i kill myself? get a cross tattoo? invest in the lightning bolt economy? halp?
@chch, You should halp.
@chch, u a homosexumale? else your first and last options are viable choices.
He should stick with the cross...
A.) Electrobolts are wAy ghey...and if this guy fggz out N E more he's liable to go up in flames.
B.) MXZs are known to be down with the goth [via the 80s]....so I think it's only right to keep the stereotype alive.
C.) He can use the cross to ward off vampires after the radiation from the electro wars creates a race of super-human, neon-blood suckers.
D.) Electrobolts are soO 'Claire's'
@*Jesse, double use: also good for warding off vampire wkndz
pitchfork has their top 100 out and we havent had a satire article regarding their terrible choices. wtf charles
Crls!!!!!!!
it's almost 2k9 now. Out with the bolts and crosses. [As gimmicks] both are played out and over done.
HRO needs to figure out what's the next big thing. [and then tell us by making fun of it/exposing it for how silly it actually is]
Thought this was one of your goals.
[miss U zany]HRO
-concerned Ntry lvlr
@human after y'all, bolts and crosses are post-gimmick in 2k9.
So i'm new to the hipster runoff scene. I've listened to you on left of.. I mean XMU, and I honestly loved your show. The commentary was hard to get get used to, but I was able to look past it for the music. I guess the reason I'm writing is to ask if you write your blog off a fucking cell phone. Don't you people know how to write in english anymore? I bet a lot of you want to be writers, but you can't even write a complete sentence!
Sorry about the rant. Love the show.
Callen
@Callen, carles rites perfect nonazn english. learn to read it and the wrld will be a bttr place.
45 RPM insert adaptors
Real alts listen to LIGHTNING BOLT.
@the royal teitelbaum, This is the most cogent comment here. Cross/bolt guy is not an "alt"; he's what we used to call a "club kid".
How much of your shit do you steal from bronques? I swear every pic on this site comes straight from http://lastnightsparty.com. So fucked.
what a load of shite
“He should get a cross jacket/t-shirt/tatty because he is a Mexicalt and his parents probably worship the guy who ‘chilled upon a cross til he died.’ ”
he bettr do that, or his income for partie and authentic drinks will stop :- (
btw. if you look closely and very hard-ly, the cross + bolt start 2 lose their boundaries and as they kinda merge into 1 signify personal brand u will in time realize its all the 1 and the same. kinda like that i heart hucklebees flick.
giant PFFF!!!
technikly the cross the jewcies use is a dagger.
typographic mark
†
The dagger is used to indicate a footnote, in the same way an asterisk is. However, the dagger is only used for a second footnote when an asterisk is already used.
The double dagger should not be confused with the cross of Lorraine or the patriarchal cross.
DAGGERZ BIG in 2K7
merry xmas carles
bolt, mos def. jousteece is dead and so are crosses
crosses are only cool if ur mom still wants you to come to church with her when you visit for thankgiving. ironic.
‘chilled upon a cross til he died.’
luls
The cross cuz if you're latino and you have a tattoo theres like a %90 chance its something religous anyway.
I could wear both or neither, it doesn't matter, because my alt style is already progressing to a place you cant imagine. Creativity is my style therefore, I can create my style based upon the idea of creativity, and vice versa. But if you ask me why my still is unique and creative, I can only answer in sighs, as this will be the new alt language. And remember its pronounced "Justeece"
SOOO TIRED of evrybody saying justice is pronounced justeece, jouusticee, justiiiceee!?!? its just SOOO totally WRONG...........YOU PRONOUNCE IT JYSTICE!!! WITH AN Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jystis for yall
This Mexicalt deserves a free nach0 for his firm statement against the Church's campaign against the famed harry potter manuscripts. Lng live Dumbledore
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR !
YOU SHOULD ASK CROSS OR LIGHTNING BOLT?
LOOK AT ALL THE AM APPY BRANDING CHOICES!
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@bangaranga, hawt!
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