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Transitioning into a new year is all about [UNCERTAINTY]. Will gimmicks from previous years work in 2k9? For example, will alternative men still be [HIGHLY INTERESTED] in searching for the perfect pair of alternative breasts? I don't think they will. I think most men might become 'a lil bit bi' in 2k9, and start looking for a few more nut/shaft slips.
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In 2k8, most of my male readership pretended to be 'grossed out' by the sight of __% of a peen. However, in 2k9, they will utilize the ZOOM feature of their Macbooks [CTRL+SCROLL] in order to 'get a better peep' at alternative junks.
2k9 will be all about experimentation and testing new sexual boundaries. Kinda like a softcore porno television series on cable television. It'll be 'about sex' but it won't be raunchy. It will be sensual, and the former 'tug' experience will be about connecting with some1 on a spiritual+emotional+meaningful level.
2k9 will be all about serious relationships.
(I might be wrong. I'm just scared and looking 4 stability. What is 2k9 gonna b all abt?)
Previous Mummified Alt
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/modern-mummification-processes.html
Previous peen coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/last-nights-lil-tug.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/nut-slips-are-the-new-nip-slips.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/who-has-the-most-authentic-altpenis-some-fggt.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/4-the-ladies-who-like-red-heads.html [GINGER PEEN]
Comments
thanks for teaching me that zoom feature crls
@thatshowitis, just got super duper freakd out by zooming
@internt,
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL, try holding down [ctrl+option+command/apple+8]
@IN DA CLUB, totes was scared my screen would freeze like that, just like my alt-Macintosh-mom used to warn me about. Prtty cool, tho.
i like tits but i also like dick a bit too
am i bi?????? or ghey>??? s0 confused.
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total GS.
miss u
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What is up with crls pix looking like they are melting? Remeber melted face girl from "tweens w/ macbookies"
@The Man In The Hat,
this is of course refering to that guys abs.
bros cant B-bi. only ghey.
carles you are so right, why just this week I had my first bro on bro snuggle/peen tug/manly makeout. and it's not even 2k9 yet. I am so ahead of the curve on this but just barely. anyway he was hot, and my ex gfs best friend,but then again she was in the other room snuggling with her best GIRL friend. holy crap, we are all so with it. anyway his foreskin grossed me out and it felt a little weird touching another dudes dick, having only ever felt mine before. so I guess I'm a little bi, but now that I've had some bi-revenge on my ex for dumping me I'm planning on back to lady-sex, cuz it's so soft and wet, not scratchy like a mans unshaven face. I'm travelling to Tel Aviv and Berlin in Dec 2k8/Jan 2k9, where there will be lots of sweet alt titties to squeeze, or so I hear. so riddle me this, Carles, where should I go to party in. Berlin?! <3 u, but not in a sexual way. you help me make my alt life make sense. HRO fo EVA.
http://www.nowtoronto.com/lifestyle/story.cfm?content=166405
CRLS, you've never been so right in ur life.
p.s. CNTRL SCRLL! Feel more connected to my macbook now.
i am post human.
alt tittahs + TP = nvr get old.
2muchpeen.
excited about more peen in 2k9
Will 2k9 bring on the search for the perfect pair of alt test.s?
s0 exicted, ya'll!
i'm scared 2 man. no one has jobs or can get jobs rite now. can't afforrd brests so we're gonna have to start buying peen. we need more jobs with more money so people can buy more stuff again.
<3 Capitalism yall <3
by far the hottest peen post to date
I thought that the thumb of the guy pulling the pants was that guy's peen. hahaha.
I h8 u.
i really do want 2k9 to be about "serious relationships" but it will most likely continue to be about text-dating, semi-meaningful cuddle/sex sessions involving joints, piano ballades and adult portions of whiskey. meh, not so bad i guess.
@escher, miss u
@melissa, miss you so hard! can we cuddle before i go home? can we live out our friendship in the HRO comments section?
@escher, when do you leave? do you want to see dark dark dark tomorrow at cake shop? thats like the only night im free this week. :(
@melissa, i leave JFK on Thursday eve but I'm seeing nutcracker with the Iraqi and the Egyptian tomorrow eve! maybe i can snake my way over to C shoppe afterward? i need you in my arms soon.
@escher, who is the egyptian? the sake chop website says dark dark dark goes on at 10pm, but it'll really be more like 10:30, i assume. come? i'll crack yer nut.
@melissa, he's bjorn's salty husband. i am definitely going to try and hit the 10 spot and maybe bring my united colors of benneton-esque group along as well (a frenchi, and indian and i'm not sure what Amber is? just human probs). can we have a joint wedding with dark dark dark that night?
@escher, of course. i get dibs on the dude from new kids on the block.
remember when mtv had the ~10 spot~? and they aired shows like fanatic, making the video, 2gether (the series!) and undressed. miss u 1998.
@escher,
<3 yall
mayb we can men-on-g-twa?
@melissa, miss you too
@1998, miss u so bad.
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