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Has my life improved since Obama took office?


I saw this meaningful, pro-GHEYs altbro cuddling with Obama, and it made me a lil sad & reflective. Now that Obammy is chilling in the Oval Office, it’s like I have nothing to look forward to. Maybe it means I’ve ‘grown up a lil’, but I just don’t look forward 2 anything n e more. Am I depressed?

When I was a pre-alt, and an entry level meaningfulcore bro, I used to look forward to things. Movie releases, new album releases, ’shows’/concerts, going back home 4 the holidays to prove that my life was more meaningful than the other people I went to high school with who hadn’t found meaningful existences. These days, I feel like there’s nothing to look forward to. Maybe I’m scared of growing up. Am I ‘losing my edge?’

I used to have a Rushmore calendar in my room that I would highlight important days of album/movie releases. Never 4get the day that I lined up at midnight to see the Royal Tenenbaums at 2 pm the next day. Or the Meaningful Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ( a movie about 4getting about the quirky girl who u r s0 0bsessed with, but every moderately alt guy wants a piece of her ass). To me, new indie films are kind of like Star Wars/Lord of the Rings/Matrix/Beethoven releases.

//Just trying 2 figure out ‘The Science of Sleep’ ///
//Closing my eyes// Opening My Heart ( <3 )

Do yall know ‘what the deal’ with Obammy is? Why does he want 2 ‘go viral’ s0 bad? Did he not have a ‘traditional post-y2k childhood’? Are these lil vlogs the only way to reach the tweens of America who will be critical in his failed re-election in 2012?

[via zany Saturday Night Live sketches that blogs feel like they have to 'recap']


Kinda scared. Read in a blog magazine that Barry Obama is a smoker. Does that mean he does blow off his blackberry?

///PART OF THE 2K8 ELECTION NEVER DIES.
R.I.P. GEORGE ‘vonnegut’ BUSH

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14 Comments

  1. Posted December 11, 2008 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    obammy!!

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    //////////Reply by internt
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    @Mexifro, well thought out informative comment will reaad again A+++++++++++!!!!!!!

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    //////////Reply by Cruijff's Lace
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    @internt, bggt, never comment again.

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    //////////Reply by Mexifro
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    @internt, internet validation! oh how I love it and crave it!

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  2. naNa
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    you are disrespecting kurt vonnegut by using his name in reference to G.W.Bush., they are different you see, kurt doe not like war, unlike G.W.

    carles –be less depressed, mark the inaguration on your calendar 1/20/09 (?), road trip it, blog it. its going to be like bonnaroo for black people. i think?

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    //////////Reply by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
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    Speaking of George W. Bush:

    George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

    George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

    And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

    Many people know what Bush did.

    And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

    Bush was absolute evil.

    Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

    Bush is a psychological prisoner.

    Bush has a lot to worry about.

    Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

    In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
    ______________________
    I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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  3. Barack Hussein Obama
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    I’m not in office yet, there is still hope in your heart?

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  4. Jordan Catalano
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    You do realize he’s not in office yet?

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  5. anon@non.com
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    so ready to not be disappointed with this administration yall, never got my HOPEs up in the first place. if there is one thing i have learned in my 23 years on this planet, it is to NEVER get your HOPEs up about N E THING. That way you will never be disappointed, and you will experience the maximum possible number of pleasant surprises in ur lifetime. life is all about life’s pleasant lil surprises. they make life worth living.

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    //////////Reply by Epictetus
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    @anon@non.com,

    yeah.

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    //////////Reply by *Jesse
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    @anon@non.com,
    wow….that was like a black ray of sunshine beaming thru my shuttershades. Ttly dark yet ttly tru at the same time.
    That’s the frame of mind I get into before I read HRO.

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  6. M39
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    i went 2 see science of sleep when i was studying abr0ad and the subtitles werent in english. it seemed s0 much more meaningful bc i couldn’t understand everything bc my french and spanish are not very good. i felt like i could rly sympathize w gael garcia bernals character bc he was c0nfused by language barriers too, which was also how i felt living in a foreign country for the first time. it was comforting and it reminded me that i could rly connect w people w/out language. thnk u michel gondry.

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  7. naNa
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    I would also add that reading FEELING GOOD by David Burns, M.D., will lessen your feelings of disappointment towards the new administration. don’t fall into the trap of depression.

    1 <3

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  8. dave
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    smokes weed or fagz?

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    //////////Reply by *Jesse
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    @dave,
    fagz….kinda gross, but also kinda cool that he has that ‘nigga, I don’t give a fuck’ attitude.

    *I’ll bet he puffs the cheeba too….c’mon the dude’s from hawaii ++he’s black. It’s in his genes. JK
    <3 Ya Blipstrz!

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  9. Jim
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Hey remember when Obama took office? Well that is because it has not happened yet. But good try you are learning and that is what counts.

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  10. Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    he smokes american spirits

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    //////////Reply by Scrambled Fetus
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    He would.

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  11. Posted December 11, 2008 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    love me some yosi.

    CC

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  12. t
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    please do not compare george w bush to kurt vonnegut

    vonnegut>bush

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  13. *Jesse
    Posted December 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    U could always mark the end o’ the world on your calendar…Isn’t it in 2012 or something? Wow, that only leaves me with 3 moar years to make my life as meaningful as possible. *soO depressed :o(

    PS- grafik deezeyen iz 4 mnstrmaltfggtz! get a reel job puzzies!
    (just thought I’d throw that out there.)
    <3 ya CRLS!

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  14. poopyface
    Posted December 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Permalink

    obonga’s gonna modernize the US and stuff ya’ll, we’re going all high tech. new light bulbs and shit. even the kiddies will have access to the internets!!!! yay

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