If I were a mainstream media journalist, I would turn this post into a puff piece that tells ppl how our society is falling apart. I would show this Man with Child Predator Glasses pouring vodka into the moufz of concert-goers, and try to point fingers at who could have possibly taught him this? Who is setting an example within our society that lets child predators have their way with God’s children?
We can’t just let every1 pour vodka in the moufs of every1.
There are laws within our society. The legal drinking age is 25 for a reason.
There are facebooks/social networking sites for child predators 4 a reason.
As an alternative population, we must do more to show that we are a good example for society as a whole. Please embrace the social responsibility of being a member of the alternative population.
h8 child preds
Hopefully Barry Obama finally starts doing stuff instead of sitting on his ass and smoking ciggs/going 2 Washington D.C. ‘tittie barz’/'laser tag arenas.’
XX BONUS GRABFEST SCENARIO XX
Can I ask u a personal question?
[Photos by thecobrasnk]
If u were at an alternative event, and u looked in2 the sky, and saw a former ‘it girl’ appear above you, would u
a) pass her along, becoming one with the crowd
b) have a lil grab
c) protect her from other altbros trying 2 have a lil grab at her, hoping that she would notice you and let u have a legitimate grab at the end of the night
d) ask her for career advice
e) take a picture with your iPhone
f) take a picture with your dSLR
g) try to make a vlog with her
h) ask her on a meaningful date with the line ‘I am not an alternative celebrity–but I do know what love is.’
i) ask her ‘WTF is a meme?’
j) wait 4 Agyness
k) wait 4 Uffie
l) Choose.Your.Own.Response
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cory k is still an it girl
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Can we talk about the girl in that angelic Slipknot t-shirt for a second.
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted December 17th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
@Doin Music, Yes I’m genuinely concerned for her alt status, if she’s even alt.
I wanna get @ her too.
Slip her the knot if you know what I meen…
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//////////Reply by lighthouses rule
//////////Posted December 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
@Teh Anomususses,
That slipknot shirt has since passed being lame and has moved into the “ironic” stage. Now it’s alt as FUCK
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted December 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
@lighthouses rule, LOLZ!
Oh man, I can’t wait to see trendsters wearing Korn shirts downtown now.
I thought she was just a lil out of her element. She’s really the Altst fiend there.
So now all those closet Slip Knoterz will get to save some money because they can finally wear their old band shirtz again.
That means cowboyshirtz, v neckers, blogoshirts, joostice shirts will go into recession!
(Either way I could care less)
//////////Reply by Anony
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 6:58 am
@Doin Music, I for one was completely in decent of “Slipknot Ironic” on account of there are still WAY to many out there for this to qualify as ironic.
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ugh so much grease on those ppl..
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is that brian peppers on the left?
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted December 18th, 2008 at 12:14 am
@hey, Brian Peppers and Billy Corgan’s love child.
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I would just start pouring vodka all over her….aokoooi stylz
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//////////Reply by Anony
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 6:59 am
@Handsome Clothing, LOL’s
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Make more alt-beings,
L) Get a really tall friend to carry kennedy to the back so you can buy her expensive whiskey, Then text your parents to leave the house so you can have your fifteen minutes with Drunk Kennedy, then before she wakes up
drag her to the nearest park and place her next to a tree and pour the rest of your whiskey on her pants, leave the bottle and run away.
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//////////Reply by Anony
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 7:01 am
@buck, clearly the force is strong
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oof that guy is super creepster.
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is the first picture a statement about class/race??? does the fact that the upper-middle class Caucasian bro ironically dressed to look like a working class individual is giving (or maybe, more appropriately ‘feeding’) alcohol (of all the god-forsaken things) to a working-class African American bro ironically dressed as an upper-middle class man make a statement about our society????
WTF IS OUR CUNTRY CUMMIN 2?!
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whut? drinking belvedere? that’s not authentic.
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they learned to pour like that from Small Liberal Arts College in NE US at their Everyone Comes To A Single Apartment And Shares Alcohol Party.
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THAT GIRL IS A CHILD PRED, SHE KEPT ON PINCHING ME AND MY FRIENDS ASS, AND HUMPING US FROM BEHIND WITH HER MUSTY SMELING BOOBS. HER BREATH SMELT LIKE HORSE SHIT….H8 HER!
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bdgh simultaneously for max probs of postconcert tugjob
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punch her in the fucking stomach because i hate crowd surfers.
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l) ask for a lil meaningful tugjob ftw
m) by force if necessary (askin for it yall)
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