HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for discussion. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for commenting. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a for some of the most important social commentary in the world. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for progressive ideas. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for cmmntrs to ‘talk like Carles.’ HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place for rash reactions. HIPSTER RUNOFF is a place 2 express urself after Carles expresses himself. Commenting is an opportunity for you to align your personal brand with a single post. Each post a meaningful parcel of information. PART OF A BLOG POST NEVER DIES (therefore PART OF UR CMMNT NVR DIES). Thought yall might appreciate this info. Kinda weird how sometimes I spend 2 minutes on a post (basically sharting out a low level alt meme), and it gets more cmmnts than ‘a hi level meme/post that I spent time compiling.’
UPDATE: LINKS WORK NOW. SORRY YALL. DON’T ‘GET’ HTML.
- 178 comments Who Are the World’s Best DJs?
- 132 comments TV on the Radio Gimmick Post
- 127 comments 1st Post about HIPSTER RUNOFF sirius show
- 115 comments Which shoe company represents U?
- 109 comments WTF IS BLOGHOUSE?
- 104 comments Austin + Portland Analysis
- 102 comments I’m thinking about doing blow 4 the first time
- 90 comments Should I move 2 Portland
- 88 comments Pissing Alt Broads
- 85 comments My Relaish with Girl Talk
- 84 comments Amy Core’s Beached Whale sexie dance
- 83 comments Pitchfork starts war with Electro (Steve Aoki gimmick post)
- 80 comments Sparks Eulogy
- 73 comments HIPSTER RUNOFF BINGO
- 72 comments Bro Gets Stabbed in a Party Pic
- 70 comments Blipster Bingo
- 70 comments What is the most authentic alt job?
- 70 comments Artists 2 watch: David Matthews Bands
- 65 comments The Proud Grin of an Entry Level Alt
- 65 comments I Wish they Had Macbooks when I was a tween
- 63 comments What is a lifestyle brand?
- 63 comments Sparks Memorial
- 62 comments Meaningfulcore bands
- 62 comments Election Day Post
- 62 comments AltBag
- 61 comments Post where yall told me what the best HRO posts are
- 61 comments Bands 2 watch: Savage Garden
- 61 comments Art School Commentary
- 61 comments AmyCore Paper Planes
- 60 comments Post about Mexicalts/Altinos/Brokencyde
- 60 comments Is talking like HRO bad for ur personal brand?
- 60 comments <3 // h8 // Miss: The theory that changed HRO
- 60 comments Electroma = Poop
- 59 comments I’m lil and I smoke weed, yall
- 59 comments Human After Yall
- 59 comments Bands 2 watch: The Postal Services
- 58 comments King of Leon AltBro or Altbag
- 58 comments A s00 random post about ‘the past’
- 57 comments Ableton Live
- 57 comments Tween Alt’s Birthday Party on Cobrasnake
- 57 comments Simpsons Alts
- 57 comments Post with the penises of Kevin Barnes & Devendra Barnhart
- 56 comments Some FGGTS made a Postal Service music video
- 55 comments That alt with the moustache
- 54 comments AltBro or AltBGGT
- 54 comments THNXGVNG
- 54 comments Matt and Kim video that is an indie cliche
- 53 comments Entry Level AltBro or Altbag
- 53 comments Girl Talk is a PC
- 53 comments Mexialts
- 53 comments MSTRKRFT can fix any song theory
- 52 comments Girls who went out dressed as D.V.N.O. but then asked me 2 take their pic down
- 52 comments Rave or Die
- 52 comments FGGT or Eurotrash
- 51 comments My authentic Life is full of Authentic Props in my Authentic Apartment
- 50 comments Failed Alternative Marketing: Pitchfork + Southern Comfort gimmick video piece
- 50 comments Girl Talk + Full House gimmick post
- 50 comments Australia AltBro Theory
- 50 comments gimmick post on Super Mario Brothers 3
- 48 comments S00 stressed–h8 finals!
- 48 comments Polar Bears are the new Panda Bears
- 46 comments ALT Bingo
After processing this information, it is clear that my most valuable posts are about ___________. It will be important for me to post about ________ at least once a week, in order to generate discussion/ad impressions. I should cut back on posts about _________ because no1 cares. It’s clear that ______ is a popular topic/gimmick that needs more attention. I will explore it more in 2k9. When a post gets __+ comments, that means it is relevant commentary on a modern issue. Or it means that I posted a picture of __________ (human body part). Whenever I blog about ________, you can tell that people from ________ (city) get defensive and feel like they have to justify their existences. Glad they found my blog from a local newspaper/blog who ‘thought my post was an unfounded outrage.’ People also like to gawk at pictures from events like ________. I hope I get to attend one some day. Overall it was a good 2k8. Hopefully I can keep ‘producing results’ by blogging more about ________ and less about _________. Carles reads (all/none/some) of your comments, so he definitely appreciates ur feedback. Every comment is a love note. Do U <3 HRO?
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FGGT
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What about the post where you pimped out http://alfinyomouf.com ?
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totally disappointed in this post SOFT
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
@Elise, It’s the equivalent of the “flashback episode” which basically means we’re gona be lazy bastards and phone it in.
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linxxx don’t work :(
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lol U GOTS IT CRLS!
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rofl eggs on yr face
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What the F is an HRO!!!
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<3 u Carles, never change
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You are a pathetic virgin. You know nothing about music art or life and your blog sucks. GIVE UP AND GROW A PAIR.
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//////////Reply by A-sven
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 6:06 pm
@DUDEo’LIFE, Whoa. Mean, but kinda awesome.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@DUDEo’LIFE, It’s like Max Bemis reads hipsterrunoff.
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I only come here for the breasts. Please post more. No more Buddhist DJ’s.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 9:49 pm
@JR Moreau, srsly, moar tits yall!
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Seriously man. Stop wasting time on this shit blog and do something real.
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//////////Reply by phydeax
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 7:44 am
@DUDEo’LIFE, nothing realier than cricizing someone ‘wasting time on his shittie blog’ [via get a life]. h8 those fakers who just ‘aint real’
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Oh yeah, and writing this blog will not get you laid. ALL YOURE ADVICE AND COMMENTARY SUCKS. To get laid, just be rich, good looking, and play guitar.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
@DUDEo’LIFE, Actually I think only two of those are required.
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//////////Reply by Elise
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 am
@DUDEo’LIFE, you should have been paying attention in the second grade when we learned the difference between YOUR AND YOU’RE
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//////////Reply by Jessica
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:24 am
@Elise, hahahaa yeah
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2 reiter8, U SUCK! if u posted meaningful commentary on the internet (like me) u we get chicks all over u and u would have a rlly big dick (like me). Also u wouldn’t be gay (like me).
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h8 all posts with lots of comments
too mnstrm i only comment on posts with >10
they are more meaningful and i stand out among the crowd
miss u 2k8
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//////////Reply by badkharmala
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
@lol,
think you mean <10 ??
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i love hro.
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Carles, reveal urself in 2k9. We wanna see whos behind these quirky, zany, spot-on biting commentary about all things hipster. Most ppl will be like, ‘I already knew who this guy was. I totes saw him at a LCD soundsystem dj set at Union Pool in 2k7. ‘
ps i <3 u
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 11:14 am
@tenwithnospaces,
Crls, don’t actually do this.
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//////////Reply by DUDEo'LIFE
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 7:58 pm
@colander,
srry guys but crls was revealed like 7 blog years ago
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//////////Reply by Double J
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@DUDEo’LIFE, Say whatttt?
//////////Reply by Jessica
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:26 am
@DUDEo’LIFE, is a dick
Hooray for comments!
Love for Ben Gibbard covers.
http://www.hipsterwave.com/ben-gibbard-covers-freakin-awesome/
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yay for crls!! he got so many comments dis year!!!
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i hope lots of comments doesnt = hro as mnstrm in 2k9.
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OMG!!!
I <3 tacky glittery font!
<3 u carles!
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mattNZ: freakd that my favrit cool alt meme blogs all bein run by the facebooks/cia/neo nazis. also alts bein srs bznz on post ironic meme blogs wtf (1 second ago from TwitterGadget)
hipsterrunoff: is in Timesqr with ryan seacbro (3 minutes ago from mobile web).
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this is my first comment of 2k9. it is meaningful and an important factor inmy personal brand…..will miss 2k8, but i already <3 u 2k9. this si worse than drunk dialing, it is drunk commenting on my favorite blog. <3 u crls, wish you posted right when ‘the ball dropped’ and we ushered in the new year, would have been rly great
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hppy 2k9 crls
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omg u rippd off a momus post r u a lolperson or smthng?
Happu new year crls. im drunk. didnt get laid.sucky. i miss feelin pussy.
i wish u an awesome 3k9. to me u feel like an internet nonperon. but u made my year 8 a lot better,
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HRO became mainstream LAST YEAR. I like to check back every month or so and see what’s happening around here but its just a bunch of entry level alts bickering. AGAIN.
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your blog is more than just tits. trust me, i am a female and i enjoy your commentary. i understand that you are not doing this to “get laid” like some of your readers accuse you of trying to do. this blog, your perspective, the ideas and observations, is perfect. its like a college level comparative studies discussion course with an ex-scenester/hipster/anything aging prof that is way too relaxed. anyway, take a break if you need. do what you have to do. i’ll still be here.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
@naNa, I “get” HRO even when carles pisses me off or makes me depressed. The good still outweighs the bad.
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the numbers are all off
comment # inflation big in 2k9?
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Carlez is hungover
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Post a big juikcy cock. That will drive a lot of meaningful traffic and comments.
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i posted cmmnts on a dozen of those! i really starting to feel like we are “building something” “together” and i personally am “doing” my “part.” Carles, you make me feel like the song by the pink floyds, another brick in the wall, but in a good way!
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i still don’t understand this _______ business. is that supposed to be a mad lib or something?
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//////////Reply by bob
//////////Posted October 26th, 2009 at 6:19 am
@John24, pitchfork.com replace the p and f with d’s, and carles is then exposed in that url….now that is carles, some fat retarded lat bro
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