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"Housekeeping." [Read this title in a derogatory Mexican voice.] (NSFW)
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It's kinda unfair how some people are born in2 situations which they can't control. For instance, when these two people popped out of their mother's wombs, their lifepaths were already set. One was destined to be a housekeeper at a high end hotel. The other was destined to be a girl who took n00d photos and railed dudes. I'm not sure which life path I would want. While one is a little bit more priviledged and means I would have to work harder, the other life option might make life a little bit more meaningful. The harder you work, and the less that is handed 2 u [via silver platter], the more meaningful your life probably is.

(Wonder how my life woulda been different if I wasn't middleclass/uppermddleclss when I was a kid? Would my perspective of the world be ttly diff or the same? Or would I have a 'chip on my shouldr'?)

There's just s0 many ppl on Earth, yall. Kinda feel 'blessed' that I have an opportunity to be the only me on this planet. It's a privilege, and I respect the process of choosing my authentic career and forging a meaningful personal brand around it.

[Photo by LastnightsParty]

Should I start reading books abt how my life is special & how I can do whatever I want?

Should I start going 2 church in basketball arenas to be 'part of something bigger than myself'?

Should I become a party promoter/positive ChristianBro? Should I stop being a trivial electro producer and start dressing like a bagmainstreamer who srsly plays the acoustic guitar and wants to 'make it' as a Christian band?

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YAYObama's picture

Soooo hawt yall

dafe's picture

@YAYObama,

http://www.lastnightsparty.com/hotelbasel/slides/IMG_6933.html
this tugboats got it goin on

tommmas's picture

Anna's picture

haha I love your comments about the "ChristianBro" and making in a band playing an acoustic guitar.... hahahaha Made my day. Thanks! =]

Anon's picture

This n00d is hardly alt.

GenofaSe's picture

I think christian rock is going to return as the best example of meaningful-core music. Not only does it have real(alt) emotions about being yourself and knowing that someone always loves you, but it also makes you a part of something bigger than yourself.

JakeDaSnake's picture

I want to suck on thems altbreasts

The Man in the Hat's picture

@JakeDaSnake,
fake breasteses are so not alt.

The Man in the Hat's picture

@The Man in the Hat,
unless your implants are filled w/ sparks.

Double J's picture

In 2k9 religion will be sooo alt.
Just need sumthing bigger than ourselves.

dilltt's picture

all hail juicetis

kl's picture

that man is the anti-christ

corea's picture

are fake boobies alt

jonnypure's picture

@corea, NO

terry gilliam's picture

my religion are the crystalCastlez

kt's picture

<3 that this is tagged under "relevant commentary on modern issues"

Crls, being upprmddl-class is a huge drawback in being alt, not much pain to run from/no authenticity given to us on a silver platter. Just monies and drugs.

dont understand why maid thinks she should play with naked girl's hair. Maybe maid&girl relations big in the 2k9?

jonnypure's picture

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cARLS U KNO I LLUV THE CHOPPY POST but 4sho U WLD HVE A MUCHO DIFF view. if u were poor u might even have smelt BEET. THAT BIRD IS A SMOKINSKEEZAAHHH.

Me's picture

Those are definitely not alt breasts

joe's picture

@Me, theyre alttitties not altbreasts

MrkZckrbrg's picture

I was afraid you were going to start selling Amway by the end of this post. Just say no to "driving your dream car" and "being your own boss." Stay at the coffee shop/art school.

Should pull the trigger yall? http://www.lastnightsparty.com/hotelbasel/slides/IMG_6089.html

HOLY FUCK's picture

HOLY SHIT
THAT PIC IS GIVIN ME AN ALT BRONER OVER HERE

matt's picture

alt or not they r very nice breasts

3PO's picture

Damn I would love to get tugged by that tugtastic hawtie!

smehpstr's picture

why isnt the messican maid nakkked aswell?

pako's picture

shoot i know that grrrl. she was blipster in 06 then went all fecalt in 08 ttly phake. no such thing as meaningfull personal brand. soooo contrived. yes ttly a blessing to be me

knights's picture

My religion is Alice Glass. Just need an Alice Glass copycat girlfriend and I can finally be happy.

escher's picture

depression setting in again...

HOLLY's picture

HER BOOBS R KIND OF SCARY =/

schizo's picture

so what's the deal with the last nights party guy? does he just get laid all the time, is he gay, or what? s0 confused yall

tryin2findmyself's picture

@schizo, i think hes a lil bit ghey but a yet a lil bit str8 u nvr kno wit these kinds of things

schizo's picture

@tryin2findmyself, i mean like, does he hook up with these girls? he certainly gets them naked in pretty private locations -- e.g. http://www.lastnightsparty.com/hotelbasel/slides/IMG_7797.html and http://www.lastnightsparty.com/hotelbasel/slides/IMG_7978.html -- so does he fuck them?

adave's picture

@schizo, dude. sand all up in her nipples. OUCSDHFLKASEW

anon@anon.com's picture

I am RLY into fake b00bs rite now 4 some reason.

lix's picture

random fake-tittied ho from south beach. not one of us hipster bitches from dwntwn mia obv.

lix's picture

and that maid is def cuban.

lost and confused's picture

<3

Feethyday's picture

Hey, I am new to this forum

Hey, I am new to this forum and just wanted to say hi. So hi! :D

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