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I’m not ready for 2k9. Not if all of the alternative women in the world are going 2 start ‘being a lil bit too free spirited.’ I have read in French Culture Blogs that women in Europe started shaving their arm pits. How do alternative women feel about hairy pits? Do yall think it is ‘beautiful’/'natural’?
Maybe I am just not as open minded as I was in 2k1-2k5. Back then, any one could implement a gimmick, and as long as it wasn’t ‘normal’ and you had the drive to ’sell it’, then u could be whoever u wanted to be. It was kind of like the era where people became vegan/organic/lesbians/meaningful pot heads/college radio station executive staff/people who drove scooters/rockabillies/other gimmicks to ‘get attention’, and the were automatically given alternative credibility. That is not going to fly in 2k9.
I am going 2 have standards. I am going to be more selective about letting self-proclaimed ‘individuals’ into my life.
Yall srsly need to shave yalls pits or else I’m gonna throw up orange (even in a world without Sparks).
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29 Comments
Not shaving your armpits is hot
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//////////Reply by weekends
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@yazmin,
hey i recently hooked up with an ex-girlfriend who stopped shaving her legs and armpits. i mean i was grossed out at first, she was wearing this jumper/overall thing with no shirt underneath, so she lifts up her arms and bam!
anyways we went home together later that night, and i don’t know i guess i was kind of turned on. like hairy armpits and legs and all.
maybe cause she’s an ex? or maybe i’m into hair? i don’t know.
adam
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//////////Reply by yazmin
//////////Posted December 21st, 2008 at 3:09 am
@weekends, no i know what you mean. i stopped shaving my armpits once for fun, and i think i liked it a little bit. i shaved pretty soon after that though.
its not that bad.
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//////////Reply by bostonstreet
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 2:16 am
a few girls in boston are bleaching and dying the pitt hairs bright colors.
it is just fucked up.
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that chick has more pit hair than me……..
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//////////Reply by TRUTH
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 2:43 am
@A DUDE,
That’s because any other day of the week she could be (and probably is) a ‘he.’
if all y’all got fooled, then this gender chaos really is AUTHENTIC.
http://bashbacknews.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/bash-back-raises-hell-at-anti-queer-mega-church/
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//////////Reply by Nathan
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
@TRUTH,
yah we need churchs 2 b more accepting of AUTHENTIC transgender alts. been tellin u guys, alt.christians are a valid alt demographic. she/he maybe a follower of christ.
christ could’ve been a woman w/a beard/ didn’t shave pits.
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//////////Reply by NathanR
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
if ur an agnostic or alt.religous do yall think g0d is a woman + man, or woman, or man?
what should an alt.church be like? do auth alts go to a black church for the soul and try to find a black friend who can differentiate “good rap” from “bad rap”? or do they make sure to arrive late so they can skip the sappy music @ a white man’s church?
kno any1 who rides his/her fixie to church? do they just go cus their parents do and they can’t afford to move out yet?
I bet sh’es from San ta Cru.z.
I just had my last three cans of sparks.
RIP.
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WE need top 20 alt holiday cheer songs………. saw you got some animal collective LUV on an older post. **Need aChristmas eve playlist!
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i do not think you actually need mac 3 as,
thats not gilette fusion ?!
the refils cost more than the actual razor – clever marketing plan consumer bullshit etc
and
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e92UVmAfwQI
how can you be thinking about the future and be so behind on razors?
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//////////Reply by maccity smack
//////////Posted December 19th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
@c, athlete bullying is becoming an advertising trend
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//////////Reply by Anony
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 5:40 am
@c, What is the most alt razor one can use, perferably not by motorola?
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//////////Reply by Nathane
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@Anony, changes according 2 ur personal brand, obv.
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WOW that’s nasty i don’t even have that much pit hair
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i recently upgraded to the Gillette™ Face-Raper X-TREAM Turbo Mach 20 a few weeks ago. i am afraid of it.
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//////////Reply by Anony
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 5:40 am
@anon@non.com, I’m affraid of buying refills for it.
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Le barf.
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oh man… *narf*
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ew gris
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Kind of like this
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted December 19th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Why me? Why didn’t the picture post? Fuck that shit imma use a url
http://media.photobucket.com/image/alec%20baldwin/superinky/alecbaldwinagain.jpg?o=23
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nothing wrong with college radio station e-staff.
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//////////Reply by alt(alt)
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
@Mandy, nothing wrong w/ college radio e-staff who don’t shave their legs 2
when alt.girls buzz their heads, they have to put that hair SOMEWHERE yalls
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boys or girls. hair is gross.
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i feel like you wrote this when you were drunk, just like i am now while reading this. it all makes sense when your a little buzzedddddddd
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thats a dude wearing lips stixxx right? so much hair, more than me!
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Child Preddy+Hair that’s teh ‘Pitz’= how coud u go wrong?
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Smells like an onion patch. Yumz.
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I can respect that armpit hair. It’s there for a reason–strengthening of altdentity.
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is hot. in fact I moved to Sweden a year ago and had to stop shaving my pits because of the social pressure.
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totally hot
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carles u suck
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i just want to rub her sexy pit pubes with my tongue
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thats ladyfag and shes a he
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=82661900
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//////////Reply by magnatude
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@Cristina, Honey…that’s ladyfag and she is a beautiful biological WOMAN
get in the know.
she’s like from canada and things.
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//////////Reply by Cristina
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
@magnatude, its a dude…
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//////////Reply by magnatude
//////////Posted December 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
@Cristina, i know her very well…we work together and i’ve seen the goods up close. biological woman. trust.
//////////Reply by catty
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@magnatude, ladyfag is mos def a woman and we dated for three years and lived together for 2!!!
i know and love that hair..smelled so sweet after sex!!!
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u guys wouldn’t know of any of the razors that i’m into.
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main gross
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uh shaving is unhygienic. not shaving is the way to go. seriously, i don’t understand this post.
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what is wrong with you people. hair is so fucking nasty. there is a reason we humans have less hair every generation. EVOLUTION!
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http://images.43things.com/i_did_it_entry/4033pw600.jpg
dying pit hair is the most alt thing to do. growing it out is entry level.
+
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thats ladyfag.
she’s a NYC legend
duhhhzz
she’s married to a ghey and stuff.
get into it.
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