I am beta testing a new HRO gimmick where I find pieces of progressive media made by real tweens which inspire me to feel a little bit jeal of the fact that I didn’t have a Macbook when I was a tween. I can only look back and think about the person who I could have been with features and programs like iSight, iMovie, Photobooth, ComicLife, Adobe Photoshop, and even Safari.
If only my parents had waited _ more years 2 have me, then I would have had the tools to express myself at an earlier age, enabling me to take 6.5 years off my quest for meaning.
want 2 relive my tweenhood s00 bad
want 2 have modern tools of expression that r built for even the youngest ppl on Earth.
Do u want 2 relive ur tweenolescence?
Would a 2nd chance at tweenhood make u more authentic 2day?
Do u have ‘regretz’?
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anyone else notice one of the girls faces is melting?
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//////////Reply by rrrr
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
@greg, lol I was wondering when someone was going to say something about that! I knew something was up.
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//////////Reply by Silly J
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
@rrrr, just brown bag her. both r s0 fine.
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//////////Reply by great post!
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 am
@Silly J,
wish i had HRO as a tween so i coulda wanked off to melted face. makes me wanna cry.
//////////Reply by Rimmy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 am
@greg, i would let the blonde tugg tugg
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//////////Reply by inalandscape
//////////Posted May 8th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@greg, its very common. see the film “electroma” for more details.
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that brunette has a crooked eye thats super creepy. maybe its like that eye in Big Fish that shows you your death. .
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//////////Reply by jDahm
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 am
@dh,
no brah teh blond tweeny jus put like this crazy photobooth filter on that makes all ur ‘friends’ look fugly so u can look rly hot in comparision.
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count down until the blonde is 18… just kidding?
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Hahahaha, truth please tell the truth.
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H8 scary eyes
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holy hell. I need to kill these prepubescent girls. Especially droopy eye. Maybe I can make a video and use music from iPod commercials with my super hip macbook too…
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ne1 hear ped0bear knockin at the door in that video???//??/?
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//////////Reply by PLASTICFANGS
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
@lawlbster, hahaha, when you see it, you’ll shit
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is droopy-eyes cory kennedy circa childhood.. is this possible?
h8 when things dont fit in chronologically.
and you forgot macbooks have garageband
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im disappointed that carles didnt comment on the pirates of the Caribbean print on the wall that has the lyrics to the whole song, its a one 0f 200 limited edition print
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uffies
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isnt that blonde girl in the picture from icarly? youre good.
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
@me oh my,
damn it is!
tragic that i know that!
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bottom pic needs more neon. can’t read with my altfocals on.
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my progressive cool parents got the family a mac power pc wehn i was 10 or 11. it had kidpix. now i am a graphic artist.
did yall graphics ppl have kidpix too?
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//////////Reply by dundmiffsys
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
@anon@anon.com,
ya kidpix. started my idea to go to doodling college.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@anon@anon.com,
australian kids had pretween school lessons about kidpix
as well as learning azn language
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child predator Gespard thinks u should vote 4 pedro, y’all.
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/8334/vlcsnap37648pd0.png
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Oh god help me I feel like I am going to pass out.
I just know I am going to see tease girls at some club in like 10 years when I am getting over my first marriage, buying 20 year olds drinks at bars. You know what it’s going to be fucking weired man. IT IS GOING TO CREEP ME THE FUCK OUT!
I just want to go up to these girls and be like HEY!! lookit K just stop you look like a fucking dumb ass. Your to young for the internet. Just stop right now.
asfi uj2$%J Qo125@$!#$% BQ$T#^@$%^@$%^
ok i’m done.
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 am
@JoeCastagna,
http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/index.html
lets start a similar project called “faces of ALT”
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//////////Reply by dafe
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 am
@sinister_eyebrowz,
on to something.
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//////////Reply by *Jesse
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@sinister_eyebrowz,
http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_8.html
My favorite face of meth…probz bCuz it has post-bride-of-frankenstein hair. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Srsly yall…don’t do meth.
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//////////Reply by talkg
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
@*Jesse, seriously seriously, do meth yall:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9176/3222oo4.jpg
//////////Reply by Balthasar
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 5:03 am
@*Jesse, http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_9.html
does meth give more hair? confused yall
my pc had Paint on it, didnt get me far. i’m working for an insurance company now. how can i express myself?
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//////////Reply by anon@anon.com
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
@confused,
u could always try to finger some 18yo’s on the dance floor.
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carles, you should blog about alt fashion bloggers
its fast becoming the most relavent way a woman/girl/tween can establish herself as an alt broad
see
karlascloset.com
fashiontoast.com
seaofshoes.com
luluandyourmom.com
childhoodflames.blogspot.com
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 am
@informant,
agreed. altho those are pretty high quality compared to the ones i’ve seen of like 12 year old ladies in the hallway with captions like “belt from my mom’s closet, shoes from urban outfitters” and commenters going all “i luve seein you at school every day!!! you’re my inspiration! sooo fashionable!!!” i like those better than tehse fancy pants ones.
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leave me alone y’all i am unique
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//////////Reply by terry fuckwit
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 am
@Droopie eyez, you are unique. just like everybody else..
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is that girl in the last picture to the right the girl from Hannah Montana?!?!
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not rlly that cre8tive just random zany bullshit made easy by technology crls
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O entrylevel alt how I lust 4 u
<3
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hoshit droopy eyez.
creepy. never seen nething like it.
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leave her alone she’s fucking 12. i know the vidz are ridiculous and she will probably be an entrylevel alt 4 lyfe but make fun of her for her entrylevel alt-ness not her unfortunate birth defect.
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//////////Reply by Silly J
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:25 am
@dasha, no, her birth defect is funnier
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//////////Reply by dredizzle4shizzle
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
@dasha, shut up dasha u don know nun fooool u r just a hater u chug da hateraid so hawrd u don even realize u swimmin in a poool uh hateraide ki kid
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//////////Reply by dredizzle4shizzle
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
@dasha, ur just mad cuz u don make NE sweeeeet Vlogz or NE thing coooool wid chow webcam nd take full advantage of yo preloaded editing pgramz sucka free holidays jesus RIP
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hi qual tuggerz- Im 18 so its almost OK to say this.
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youve made us all perverts carles, had i been wearing my child predator glasses would they have fogged?
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My country tis’ of thee
Sweet land o’ liberty,
Of Thee I sing,
Land where electrosoldierz died,
Land of the blipster pride,
From every slip n’ side,
Let ALTDOM ring!
Grey Goose and TUGJOBZ 4 ALL$
just like the brobama sez da kidz r the future.
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//////////Reply by rmalcome
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 2:23 am
@rmalcome, ahh fuck it, i fucked up. from every slip and slide, too alts for spellin’ right, y’all.
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Chicks are so lame.
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Wtf these girls are giant YouTube stars, look at the view counts on all the vids. Like millions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRw-6enUL5I&feature=related
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Hey, Carl! I can’t believe I found your blog!
What’s been up man, how’s your daughter?
You know, my girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father.
Sincerely yours,
Stan
PS: We should be together too.
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//////////Reply by Mr. "I'm Too Good...
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
@Stan, look i’m rly flttrd that u wud call ur daughtr that
and herez an autogrph 4 ur brthr
i wrote it on ur strtr c@p
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dev is wrong!
IT’S NOT CORY
IT’S MAGGIE JAKEGYLLIESSISTER, Y’ALL!
or
http://monkeyinasuit.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/goonies_sloth_1024.jpg
word.
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lil jeal y’all.
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is it wrong to tugg_off to these luvlii tweenies ?? wish theyd suck my wienee
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CSS SUX!
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these girls are way too happy- i’m guessing they haven’t been “altbagged” yet, boy are they in for a surprise and year’s prescription for paxil…
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dear carles,
u have successfully turned HRO into a blog 4 pedos. gratz
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[last time, i think. <3/h8 u carles]
hey carles! this other really big blog blogged about me and i listed HRO as my fav website. the post is about the clothes i’m wearing. most people voted that i’m ’stylin’ but i need your opinion.
http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/12/02/street-detail-bibliophile/
am i an authentic blackAlt? a blipster? or just a mainstream fggt? please help me…
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r they directin where the wld tings r?
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i have tugged it to the blonde over thirty times today.
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//////////Reply by scatL00ter
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
@PLASTICFANGS,
in the shwr srsly i did. prbly again 2nite.
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girl on far right is on the disney show iCarly…wtfff?
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some of the pics in the second vid were borderline illegal
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blond is cute lol i’ just turned 18 i allowed to say that lol
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that blonde girl went to my middle school and we have a lot of mutual friends even though shes a few years younger than me. the other girl is from around. i dont remember why her eye is like that, shall find out tomorrow… this is hilarious
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ohhh bitch goes to my school hahaha shes a cheerleader
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omg! so glad i didn’t have a fortune 500 supporting me when i was a tween.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igCRPEo-0YU
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Girls have always done crap stuff like this. It’s just better produced with a macbook. I remember some girls at my middle school doing a rhyme about sweets. But then what are ths boys doing? Wanking and setting fire to things.
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LAST!!!
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//////////Reply by clarence
//////////Posted May 25th, 2009 at 2:24 am
@Steven, LAST-ER!
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don’t record companies have anything better to do than shut down youtube videos of kids screwing around via copyright claims?
that question was rhetorical
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