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Yall. sorry. This is just a question that I have if n e 1 can help it would be super appreciated. I just wanted 2 know what the term is for 1 white bro who chills with a group of AZNs. Does n e 1 know?
I know there’s already oreos & tuggles of AZNs. Just wondering if there is a term that utilizes ‘yellow’ + ‘white’ kinda like how oreo uses ‘black’+'white’+'dessert treat.’
Not much left 2 blog about in 2k8. Kinda glad 2k9 is coming up. Hope we have more answers in 2k9?
Hope I can be a lil bit more tolerant and racially aware in 2k9.
Kinda scared of the ‘blipster backlash’ resurfacing.
Are yall good at making up racial terms based on generalizations + stereotypes that are ‘a healthy mix of offensive yet funnie’?
thnx,
crls
PS: This is for my marketing thesis.
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An egg?
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//////////Reply by schizo
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:15 am
@Steve, i like it.
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
An Egg, yellow on the inside, white on the outside
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A twinkie
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//////////Reply by an.
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 3:02 am
@Dave, an uh-oh twinkie?
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twinkie and banana are both derogatory terms for azns who are only yellow outside.
A white guy hanging with azns…..I dunno. Usually they just chase azn girls. That’s a “rice king.”
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a tug.
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A banana? But that’s an assimilating AZN who looks yellow but is white on the inside.
What you’re looking for is a fried egg
or DDRbro or mangabro
srsly crls, i just don’t know anymore. I work with all azns and I’m white. I feel like they don’t ‘get’ me. they don’t understand my natural talent for guzzling the alcohol drinks or why i cried the day the sparks died or what it means to get unconscious tugz in a parking lot or that putting on a graphic T alone doesn’t make you different from your parents.
i miss wondering if i’ll go to art school and then waking up with a wine bottle in my hand on the floor of my lesbian friend’s apartment.
I miss him! (heath)
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//////////Reply by InnyVinny
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:04 am
@neednotapply, I vote for mangabro!
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 2:30 am
@neednotapply,
try living in sydney…its like down town bangkok
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@pete, what about Vancouver? I hear dbags call it Hongcouver and now the white man is the visible minority
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twinkie=yellow on the outside white on the inside
gook
chink
slant eye
me no likey round eyes
charlie
xoxo
all love in the new year
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//////////Reply by honkzzz
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:11 am
@the asian,
h8 u azn h8er
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//////////Reply by wound eye
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 11:27 am
“Are we human? Or are we dancer after all y’all.”
-The Kellers.
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brotaku?
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//////////Reply by hdizza
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 2:50 am
@planck, THIS IS IT REST OF YALL CAN GO HOME NOW
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a)are filipinos true AZNs?
b)is there a term for the alt mixed-race men and women yet?
need to know…
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sunny side up
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steamed rice
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I KNOW! That would be a CaucAZN!
When in doubt, just ask Theophilus.
http://www.hipsterwave.com/theophilus-london-hipster-rapper-extraordinaire/
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 3:24 am
@Jessica,
edit: cockAZN
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//////////Reply by jessica
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
@The Man in the Hat, Uhhh. RacistCOCK? Unless, of course, you’re just a perv or something.
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POST MORE FADEZ
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it’s called a twinkie. yellow outside white inside.
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California roll.
American food on the inside, rice on the outside.
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a Goober than owns real estate and but wants to feel “connected” with his tenants.
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tho egg and twinkie are the right terms, how bout mangAlt for a white bro who hangs out with azns? yu-gi-bro? pokemAlt?
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//////////Reply by Haus
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@jef, yu-gi-bro is incredible
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he probs plays lots of n64, mario kart…
broshi?
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br0shi wins
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Knee how;
yellow blo say ‘bloshi’
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he’s a meringuey.
(of the lemon variety)
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Bloshi, definitely
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BROSHI.
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ha, i like broshi.
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miss/<3 tokyo hotel!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think the term is ‘confused’.
I’m betting he’s either chasing an AZNchic or an AZNbro and yes, that’s a ‘rice king’. I’d be a rice king, if I could find one that wasn’t so clingy and looked good even after you’re sober.
Oh, Philippinos are AZNs to whites, but you’re correct, other AZNs think they’re on the bottom of the AZN totem pole because they are mixed.
No one gets along, except with Whitey….the glue to it all, the filling in that twinkie, the cream in that orea. It’s beautiful.
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//////////Reply by Colander
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 11:26 am
@AZN BiFf, ur probly right about the chasing. i wish him luck tho
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Bananasplit
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is there some p-brand I should be aiming towards?
wanna know if its OH K to live my life or if I should be trying for someone elses
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none of those azn’s are alt.
msnstrmers
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“Yeah, I got a beautiful new Asian girlfriend
She comes over and hangs around for days in my bed.”
I wonder if Carles knows this song?
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BROSHI
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ftr:
mullipster is copyright me 2k8
ok fine creative cmmns
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trust me peeps I am a real azn and I just spent the last year in the land of azn so I would know.
twinkies and bananas are what you call peeps like me: basically white but appearing yellow. and btw they’re not derogatory.
the correct terminology is “that white guy” or “that one white guy” or “that guy with the asian fetish”
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broshi or mangabro
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We call him Chun-Li.
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i thought the proper nomenclature was ‘owner’
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hard-boiled egg or broshi.
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Carles, you totally just helped meh solve a life dilemma an’ stuff. Being a ‘biracial’ person, I had no idea what alt classifaction I would be considered. Blipster, or a ‘honkey’? I now have a clearer, more authentic view of myself… I am an oreo. Kewl.
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//////////Reply by Me
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
@Jordyn, well oreo is a derogatory term for a black person who ‘acts’ white. so ur probably not a oreo. u are just human after all/// stop tryin to define urself, just express urself.
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//////////Reply by Jordyn
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@Me, Thanks. Your definitely right. It’s always better to express urself, not repress urself. And besides, I’m finding it way cooler to be some ambiguous, mysterious ethnicity, rather than be reduced to a label.
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TWINKIES = PERFECT
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//////////Reply by panchizzy
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@eric, twinkies = not a new term. i’m pushin aBrAZN hard
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Really? This isn’t hard guys: Rice Cracker
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//////////Reply by 2012
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 7:12 am
@me, WIN
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aBrAZN
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I liked brotaku best.
Dont know why yall so into broshi. Its crap, sounds like something totally unrelated.
Twinkies=great sex despite all the narrowness
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YLLW FEVR
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bros with yellow fever.
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weeaboo
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conversational english teacher? (gr8 alt job yall)
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AZN’s try to hard…
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//////////Reply by Me
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@cat, u r dumb though.
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//////////Reply by rlly?
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
@cat,
edit: *t00*
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allz i know is the johnn makeup am appy ad disgusts me.
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//////////Reply by Me
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 10:10 pm
@Me, johnny*
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yu-gi-bro. my favorite.
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Brie?
altBrie
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oreo has nothing to do with being mixed ya noob
it has to do with being black on the outside and white on the inside
a black person ‘acting’ white
basically oreo = stupid
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