I can’t imagine how memes ‘went viral’ b4 the internet created an incubator in which 2 spread. How was the whole world able to rally behind an Xmas wish 4 ppl who aren’t educated enough to ‘get’ the concept of Christmas? Weird 2 see old memes/people like Bono, Sting, Boy George, Steve Aoki, Ronald Reagan, and other vintage musical celebs who turned into vh1 legends. Even if their lives’ have fallen apart since then, it’s refreshing 2 know that celebrity pseudo-humanitarianism existed b4 the Barrack Obama Incident. Kinda a bummer that I have 2 see this video every winter–it reminds me that there are less fortunate ppl in the world on one of the most fortunate days of the year 4 me.

Like the authentic disco bassline in the s0ng, tho. It’s a shame that such a beautiful song was ruined by content that wasn’t about partying/relationships. I just hope that all of the bloghouse producers create some sort of super-group-for-a-cause, collaborating [via] the internet ( a modern version of the Postal Services).

I also wonder how long this xmas meme will be around. I think it will probably die about 30 years after Bono/Sting/Boy George dies. HOPE memorable Obama supergroup collab videos stick around to remember 4ever.

XX PERSONAL NOTE XX
h8 being home. Started off alright. had 2 go 2 the mall 2 do some last minute shopping. s00 many entry levelers & mexicalts everywhere. It’s like they don’t have a home and live at the mall. Wish they’d get jobs at the food court instead of stealing from mall kiosk entrepreneurs. Kinda ruined my day. Had a soft pretzel and an Icee. My tongue turned red and I started crying. Reminded me of Sparks.




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miss u already sparks :(
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Luv the international kiosk entrepreneurs. They just want to “ask you a question”
=_=
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//////////Reply by MrkZckrbrg
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 12:47 am
@Double J, I fell in love with one from Israel. All I could do was stare deep into her Promised Land eyes while she tried to sell me some kind of home manicure kit.
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I cant` stop staring at the really hot topless chick in the AM APPY add on your site – holy shit i just blew my load AGAIN
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//////////Reply by AnonAnonymous
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 1:13 am
@tabitha boobieyay, sammmmeee
wowzerz
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h8 coming home from c0llege to the suburban “way of life” where there are more target shopping malls than other alts with whom to share my “personal strife”.
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Bet you live in TX. Lots of Altinos at the malls in Houston/San Antonio. They look like pokemons, too.
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DO NOT KNOW IF IT IS GOOD THAT UR ADS R NOW MORE FUN TO LOOK AT THEN UR BLOG.
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Yeah. I’m ready to role my azz outta here and head back to uni already. Sir Bob is still a stud btw. Bob for the win.
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So is that girl advertising nipples or jeans, because i don’t have money for both
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hey crls, jusy wondering how u get around in suburbia (i.e. malls) coming from a city where u take public transportations. do you have to ask you parents/friends with cars ‘to take u places’? when i do, it makes me not feel like an adult n e more. h8 this house of cars. i feel trapped.
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AA titties are distracting me from mourning SPARKZ
is thiz part of teh “healing process”?
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guys, you’ll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister’s room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!
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//////////Reply by j.p.
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 4:46 am
@anon, What the heezy?
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//////////Reply by terry fuckwit
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
@anon, FAIL
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//////////Reply by jonnypure
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
@anon, AHKWARD
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xmas suck
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miss you sparks, h8 u gov’t
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is it just me or is every male pop star from the 80’s ‘a little bit bi’?
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
@some fggt,
pre-aids epidemic, so yeah
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my AA ad is an extremely hairy guy pouring water on himself, wearing AA briefs and a see-through shirt or it is just wet t-shirt, exposing HAIR AND NIPPLES> i dont like it Dov!!
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
@naNa,
i too am missing this apprently girly nippy action shot. so dissapointed.glad im not the only one. can we start a life together based on our social disabilties brought on by hro? can we illegally import sparks for our wedding with all out fellow commentors as guests. can crls be out minister.rahbi.lesbianminister? can i hook all my brides maids up with your alt bromens, who are wearing suits with vans.tigers.sambas?
just want a life with more nipps. and less body hair.
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//////////Reply by naNa
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@The Man in the Hat, are you proposing via hro? an hro first.
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted December 25th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
@naNa,
and are you accepting?
All I want is a white Christmas.
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happy kwanz CRLS, STAY OUT OF THE SUBURBAN HELL KNOWN AS THE mall…………..HUGZ//TUGZ//PLENTY OF X,SNOW AND BRU
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Mmmm. http://www.hipsterwave.com
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Fuck the ‘U2z’
you finally got the nude AmAppy ads Crls!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS CARLES! I LOVE YOU
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