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Yall. I remember when I made up a theory that aging alt bands like Weezer & Death Cabs turn into Cool Dads. Then I saw a picture of Morrisonney, the lead singer of the Smiths Band.
Do yall think this is the picture which verifies the Cool Dad Theory?
Or is it just another example of the emerging trend of human accessories.
I'm afraid of growing old.
I'm afraid of my hair turning grey.
I'm afraid of losing my hair.
I'm afraid of turning into a cool dad.
I'm afraid of being a self-aware cool dad who knows he isn't cool.
I'm afraid of my son/daughter eventually being 'cooler than me' when I am 54.
I'm afraid of having to 'raise a child.'
I'm afraid of my first divorce.
I'm afraid of feeling pressure to hold down a job for more than 7.5 months.
I'm afraid of having to give away my tattered Am Appy shirts to 'the poor' in 2k__.
/// This is a post about coping with age.
Should I start listening 2 the Smiths after the electrobubble bursts?
Did u go through a 'Smiths era' or is that 4 old ppl?
Should I put the Smiths on my 'top albums of 2k8' list?
Comments
first!
@terry fuckwit, OK, we have a firstie. HRO is now officially over. Later, Carles, you couldn't keep your commenters [[2 ALT 4 1sties]] enough.
@DiabetesAlt,
it's not like this is the first first. easy there.
@DiabetesAlt,
dude there's been FIRSTS since like 2k8.1 GET WITH THE PROGRAM, this dude is probably self-aware and post-ironically posting the f1rst cmmnt anyway
morrissey bugs the shit out of me for some reason.
@escher, i feel the same way about peeps w/ diabetes. ewwwwwwwwww.
@escher,
I dig your blog, man.
good shit.
"I’m afraid of being a self-aware cool dad who knows he isn’t cool"
Welcome to my world ;)
It kind of sucks in some ways, but there are also good things about it.
morrissey is a father?
Lala is Anti-Un-Americans, Fuck Lala.
@Anonymoufgsjds,
agreeeed. carles stop using lala is hates every country other than the USofA.
The Smiths are sacred, Carles.
<3 smiths phase
i thought morrisey was asexual? so how then is this possible???
@chase, he was def bi then turned asexy
how do you explain a sexual? he's gay. i'm glad he tours as much as he does.
Swear to god....when I first heard the smiths I hated them....but then, after I read the lyrics, I felt like I wasn't the only one that felt that way. Kinda like the first time I heard that song "All About Da Nookie" by The Limp Bizkitz.
Top 3 Smiths songs:
1.) Girl Afraid
2.) Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
3.) Sheila Take a Bow
What are yall's favorite smiths songs?
@*Jesse,
There is a light that never goes out
that tot may or may not have a butterfly on its face. see what you wish.
i h3lla went thru a smiths faze, then i realized it was jus cuz i was a ghey and morrinshey is 2.
top 3 smiths songs:
1. (nite)lite that nvr goes out
2. handsum devil
3. shoplifties of the wrld
if you hate either the smiths or sonic youth, regardless of anything you have ever done on this earth you are a total bggt.
I'm going to go kill myself now. There will be no webcast however; that's so last year.
isnt 'hai production value' kindof subjective bros/brauds??
Too far. Too far. Really. Need I say it again? The Smiths are sacred.
Please, please, please let me getz my MTV
there is no such thing as a smiths phase
you either like the smiths and listen to them often
or you're a loser.
one of.
i thought morrissey smith was gheyy?
What the heck is on Moz's right arm?? (not the baby). What is on his right forearm?
I had a hamburger today. Moz would be pissed.
Dads are way hot. I did not know this picture. Moz and a baby, well it suits him. Smiths will always be good.
yall
smiths are gay
morrisey ttly gay
therefore this makes for a pretty FGGT//DAD
srsly this post is so gay it hurts america
godddd srsly yall that picture broke the gay barrier like lightyears ago, everytime i look it gets gayer.
morrisey = generic gay dude from Devil Wears Prada
the morrissey's band totes rocked man (not 2 b confused with the morrison's band fronted by jim, which also totes rocked but is a diff story)
altho the frontman leader guy should of stopped working on his solo career years ago.
this goes to show even being a primadonna egotistic once-awesome-rock-band-frontman is not 'nuff to automatically grant you a 'cool dad' label
can't fuck with the moz.
why is morrissey touching the lil alt's weiner?
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