A lot of ppl are apparently afraid of clowns. I think that’s a sillie thing 2 b afraid of. If ur parents truly loved u, then they took you to the circus at least once a year. The truth is, there are more important things 2 b afraid of. U must confront these fears. U r not ready 4 ‘the real world’ until u confront important stuff.
Things that u should be afraid of
- death
- STDs
- the hypemachine shutting down
- HRO shutting down
- falling in love
- high cholesterol
- diabetes
- alcoholism
- French People
- Aussie AltBro armies
- the economy
- the tugjob economy
- Radiohead releasing another album
- the sun exploding
- Your local altbag party promoter getting into a Vespa accident
- Hurricanes
- Poor People
- Angsty Privileged people
- ugly ppl
- uggo ppl
- not eating a healthy breakfast
- discoloured cum
- hardXcore ppl
- the guy from There Will Be Blood/No Country for Brold Men
- Barry Obammy’s failed re-election campaign
- Chinese ppl
- Motivated AZNs
- ur parents dying
- ur parents not paying ur rent
- ‘the real world’
- the third world
- the Eastern World
- ur boss
- the RIAA
- Iran
- Nucular Weapons
- ur failing nuclear family
- ur bff
- major media companies purchasing controlling interest in the meme economy
- people with active youtube channels
- tweens
- depressed ppl
- Steven Jobs
- Billy G8s
- the guy who invented Sparks (Jeff Sparks)
- end of the year ‘best of 2k_ lists’
- brobags
What are yall afraid of?
‘No Fear’
- 19k.95
XX BONUS UNDERWORLD/DARKHEARTED ALT XX
I am a bro.
I am cold.
Or I am from an underworld.
Full of authenticity
and devoid of electronic instruments.
Wish I could find
a simple man who works in an airport
to shine my scuffed shoes .
[Photos by Pregs Goldfish]
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So… I dont need 2 b afraid of Blipsters ne more??!!
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i’m afraid of my inner self, i can lie to anyone but not to myself, the truth is too hard to bear …on my own.
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THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG IN HRO THESE DAYS.
I think Carl got a STD from a MAINSTREAMER and this affected his normally alt BRAIN FUNCTION.
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afraid of alt things becoming mnstrm, therefore rendering them useless. once everything alt becomes mnstrm what next? soo scared of 2k9
afraid of mnstrmrs/altbags doing the “wooot wooot” whistle during authentic songs
afraid of HROs ambiguous/authentic/sarcastic love/hate of australia. which is it?
afraid that negative comments will proliferate on HRO and crls will stop blogging
<3/h8/miss u crls
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//////////Reply by sinister_eyebrowz
//////////Posted December 2nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
@L, apt pupil much??
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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU.
ITS 1.9K95 19K95= 19,095.
OR ALSO 1.995K WORKS
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I blame the Joker alts.
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“Or I am from an underworld.”
Probably a reptoid.
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# ur parents not paying ur rent
explains so much
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The guy in the black jacket is what everyone looked like in NYC in 1988.
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dear carles,
stop blogging about ugly ppl.
or i will stop making post-ironic-alt movies about “indie romance”
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wow… two horribly depressing posts in a row. And Radiohead is overdue for a real stinker; when is that pact with the devil set to expire?
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the underworld/darkhearted pic is gold, crls. poem goes so well with it.
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AWAY DEMON!
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STD’s are for mnstrmrs.
STI’s are for alts.
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