Yall. ’sorry about the lack of posts.’ I have read on other blogs that blogs are maintained by people who have ‘real livez”. Sometimes, these real lives’ can get ‘totally stressed.’ The blog is put on the backburner because there are more important things in life than a ‘little section of the internet.’
n e ways… I am s000000000 stressed. Shoulda studied more all year! I am suuuch a procrastinator! It’s kinda weird cuz I actually like learning, and I like interesting stuff but I never study until the last minute! h8 myself! but it always works out. I usually pull ‘meaningful all nighters’ with groups of my closest friends. We put on our comfiest jogging pants and sweaters, and take over local coffee shops/dorm study lounges/other places that are better for socializing than studying.
My fave part about exam week is telling other ppl what I have 2 do. It is important that they know that my life is more important than theirs because I have more things to do, and the tasks which I must perform are more important than theirs. There is s0 little time between now and exams. I won’t get to do the things that I’d like to do for recreation, but sacrificing these desires once every six months makes me a complete person.
I can’t 4get 2 charge my iPod. Spent a couple of hours making an iTunes playlist called ‘Chill Ass Study Grooves.’ I have put a lot of kewl artists on it. Some of these artists include:
- Incubus (the chill stuff)
- Radiohead
- Sigur Ros
- Explosions in the Sky
- Zero7
- Feist
- the Notwist
- Beethoven Remixes
- early deathcab
- Boards of Canada
- Animal Collective (early stuff)
- Panda Bear (unreleased stuff)
- Fort Minor
Studying with my iPod makes me more productive. I attend a university which gave all of the students Macbooks, iPod Nanos, and iPhones. These products make us better students, and make the university more marketable to high school students ‘looking for a unique place that fits their personality.’
n e ways…s000 stressed. Need 2 find some adderall, but the city is dry. Might try 2 make a cocktail of 5Hour Energy, Sparks, Red Bull, Rock Star Energy Drink, Vitamin Water, Pepsi Max, OneADay multivitamin, blow, CLIF Bars, Power Bars, and Chewy Granola Bars, and see if that gives me the ‘edge’ I need 2 ace my Psychology 101 course. S00 stressed. Our professor is s00 hard, but in the end it makes us ‘get’ the subject more. Kinda sux, but kinda good since it is making me more aware of the world. (Shoulda gone to design skewl so that I would be passionate about my courses.)
Kinda wish the test was all multiple choice. h8 free response. h8 essay tests! i s000 don’t know what I’m talking about! s00 stressed. Might just order some pizza. What are yall doing 2nite?
FINAL EXAMS
MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON
BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE
I FEEL LIKE I AM AN ADULT
WHO HAS REAL RESPONSIBILITIES.
// I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD ////
What do yall do when ur stressed/preparing 4 exams?
Plz feel free to share some ’study tips.’
(s000 f*ckng stressed)
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poor carles
h8 finals
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crush 1 10mg addy’z and split it w/ studyBFF
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h8 exams always forever. should be a dbag and take blow all nite to stay up & study.
You should not study and just watch movies/music/blggs/electro/food n’ chill + not stress. ttly works for me always, I never study.
miss high school/college.
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turn it off.
you might think smooth groove helps but it doesn’t help at all. read a book, repeat what u learn out loud. make yo own dam music
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carles, this post could not have been more timely! i am currently s0 stressed about some essays i have to write. s0 hard. it’s like i like to read but i hate to like “analyze” literature you know? like what’s the point?
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//////////Reply by XXZZXZ
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
@em,
umm maybe to understand fully the message the author had intended to relate through an intertaining tale or essay?
dbag.
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dont thnk b00m liked this post much
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i try studying but every time i start i just end up looking at the latest sales at urbby outfitters.com and american appy.com.
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//////////Reply by lawlcatz
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 8:53 am
@nona, go away entry lvl diphed
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//////////Reply by maccity smack
//////////Posted December 9th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
@nona, me and this girl were eating lunch at the same table and there was this kid behind us going, “yea im shopping at urban outfitters because i like indie stuff, like i listen to the same music as indie kids” (he wears fox racing and like other pacsun shit) and we look at each other and go, what. a . fuck. and thats exactly how i met the 1st person who i can connect with
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POOR POOR CHARLES…… I <3 U! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALIGN UR PERSONAL BRAND WITH THIS HEFFA I KNOW NAMED MARY JANE…..SHE CAN TAKE UR STRESS AWAY DURING STUDY BREAKS
XOXO
GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS
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I don’t study, just watch cowboy bebop
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i’m drinking vitamin water, coffee, regs water, just ate a cliff bar and some kettle chips and a bagel.
i graduated college in 2k4 tho.
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holy fuck this post is EPIC you are rite on the money
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Do you still go to school Carles? HOW OLD ARE U?
post more information about you
wanna see your mystery face.
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//////////Reply by altBro
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
@Suzy,
his name is carlos perez, i think his middle name is matthew. he went to tulane university (thats in louisiana y’all) and graduated in 2007 i think. for business in science or some bull.
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//////////Reply by altBro
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
oh and he’s a huge ryan adams fan? sounds kinda mainstream to me…
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//////////Reply by Zack Zany ^_^'
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
@altBro,
CARLOS = MAXIALT?
IS HE?!?!?!
//////////Reply by wes
//////////Posted December 4th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
@altBro,
way to fucking ruin the mystery, nevr reading ths blog again
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ha ha ha chill ass study grooves
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I am s0000 stressed too CARLES. I found out today that I got a respectable Cminus in my class last term, but they dropped me 12 points to a deplorable Fplus because I had a 17% absence rate. I think I am gonna go on a ’sabbatical’ next term.
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you read my mind
h8 finals
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fml fml fml
my liberal campus is running dry on blow due to finals, and i did my whole stash last night while having meaningful conversations with my significant alternative other. might have 2 switch 2 addies. life is s0 hard.
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your taste of music is suxxorz.
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Relax and take notes while you take puffs of the marijuana smoke.
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omg its like u know me. lol. no really… personally i can’t study w/out a vapo 4 2 vape my herbz. oh and I like to listen to the Books and pretend like i’m having epiphanies n shit
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you should have sex after studying all evening long
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h8 finals, miss learning for learning’s sake, h8 my life though I got an ipod for 100 thru my skool. f*ck life and finals :(
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hahahahah: “My fave part about exam week is telling other ppl what I have 2 do.”
truer words. truer words.
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also im going to have to second Suzy’s request to see yr face. you go to Parsons, right?? i go there, too, so i need to know what your face looks like so i will know to smirk when i spot you in the elevator line.
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//////////Reply by maccity smack
//////////Posted December 9th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
@robs, do you like parsons? will i regret aplying there if i want to have fun +a future
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ikr? h8 U finals. miss U summer jamz.
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Carles,
SRSLY, y r u me?
Its almost terrifying.
I was just about to blog about how much im fking going insane over finals. except then i worried that this minor detail wud give way 2 much insight in2 who i actually am.
but this inspires me to do it anyway.
aka now i cant write about it cuz u just did.
so thnx a lot u CuntyMom.
Love, José
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h8 finals!!!!!
wish i could just drink/do blow with my professors and have meaningful+authentic conversations and have them ‘get’ me and give me an A+
Wait,
is this post about Juice-tease?!
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Good thing I don’t have to go to school! My parents just pay for me to live in my LES apartment! <3 my zany job at a local coffee shop!
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sprankle some bl0w into your b-hole. My daddy did it, his daddy before him did it. It helped them chop trees real good and build railroads real straight, but same diff.
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love ya
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Ha! CRLS pretending to be a freshman! He’s 58 yo yall!
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cocaine helps.
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God you make me feel empty.
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crlsoz. ttly pulling all nightr RITE NOW. bummer d00d
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I did pretty good on my entry level psychology exam.
I think I’ll develop my new personal brand soon – FreudAlt.
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I do the bare min of work, say copy notes from someone because i havent been to class in a couple months, then i feel so productive that i smoke a bowl…then i end up smoking 5 and get lost in the internetz
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Yo bro, u read my mind.
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dank.
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finalz, i h8 u beish
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lololol i luv tribal cafes
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THIS IS SOOO TRUE, AND I’M STUDYING FOR PSYCHOLOGY RIGHT NOW TOO.
HAHAHAA.
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