The Carlesfork 500

Yall. I was reading at the Pitchforks that they made a mega list of the 500 most relevant songs since music started being relevant 2 alternative subcultures. I know sometimes it is hard 2 read p4k, but I thought that I would re-interpret pages of their book/website The Pitchfork 500.

Here is the original page, describing the masterpiece “Bros” by .

Here is the Carlesfork 500 version


XX BONUS OLD MEME XX



///Just trying 2 re-interpret the world in a way that every1 can relate 2.

Does n e 1 know if this album is ever going 2 come out?

I downloaded the leak, but it wasn’t as good as Here Comes the Indian and/or Sung Tongs.

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13 Comments

  1. richy
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    trying hard with this one.. from what i have heard panda bear are altxEMOTIONALx just another slapstick band

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  2. Zack Zany ^_^'
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    never read the whole p4k articles. 2 boring.

    i read yours carlie. i got nostalgic for 2k7 and cried a little, while listening to comfie in nautica <3

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  3. Gregg G.
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 10:59 am | Permalink

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  4. Elliott Smith
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    Carles, I thought u lost ur virginity listening 2 ‘idioteque’? Was that when u lost ur ‘tug virginity’?

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  5. DFA
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    Carlies ——————– love you want to “get” you more than mainstreamers. what can i do to prove i’m an authentic HRO fan?

    just trying so hard to align my personal brand w/ yours.

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    //////////Reply by DFA
    //////////Posted

    @DFA,

    just want to “connect” with you carlees – on a meaningful and personal level that will also enhance my personal brand. Only a few weeks till 2k9 and i need to upgrade my personal brand.

    wish there was a carles themed cruise i could go on? limited to only 500 HRO fans, we could sail from NYC to LA or some other alt location. You could host lectures/dj shows?

    just wish i could eat some sxswestern eggrolls w/ God & G.G. and talk bout U.

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  6. anonymous
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    THAT COVER IS FREAKING ME OUTTTTTTTTTT

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  7. anonymous
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    ITS A .JPG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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    //////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
    //////////Posted

    @anonymous,
    Ive been trying to figure this out for at least 3 blog hours now.

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    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @anonymous, Wow…. two “proof that HRO is totally lame now” posts

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  8. Posted December 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    has it really leaked?

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    //////////Reply by no
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    @paul, i think the only thing out there beside a ‘live concept’ of the album is a phone recording from a listening party and br0sport

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  9. Lux
    Posted December 5, 2008 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    No, Feels is the best.

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  10. altfggt
    Posted December 6, 2008 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    panda bear is for white dbags.

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    //////////Reply by yall
    //////////Posted

    @altfggt, ur an idiot.

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  11. Posted December 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    yeah shoulda put that journey song up instead

    =P but 4 serious

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  12. Posted December 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    Whenever I listen to animal collective or panda bear I can practically feel myself getting high.

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  13. Glo
    Posted December 7, 2008 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

    merriweather postpavillion comes out january 20th, and theyre doing a show that night at the grand ballroom in NYC. youtube has some live versions of their performance @ HOVE

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