Yall. I was reading at the Pitchforks that they made a mega list of the 500 most relevant songs since music started being relevant 2 alternative subcultures. I know sometimes it is hard 2 read p4k, but I thought that I would re-interpret pages of their book/website The Pitchfork 500.
Here is the original page, describing the masterpiece “Bros” by Panda Bear.

Here is the Carlesfork 500 version

XX BONUS OLD PANDA BEAR MEME XX

///Just trying 2 re-interpret the world in a way that every1 can relate 2.
Does n e 1 know if this album is ever going 2 come out?

I downloaded the leak, but it wasn’t as good as Here Comes the Indian and/or Sung Tongs.















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trying hard with this one.. from what i have heard panda bear are altxEMOTIONALx just another slapstick band
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never read the whole p4k articles. 2 boring.
i read yours carlie. i got nostalgic for 2k7 and cried a little, while listening to comfie in nautica <3
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Carles, I thought u lost ur virginity listening 2 ‘idioteque’? Was that when u lost ur ‘tug virginity’?
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Carlies ——————– love you want to “get” you more than mainstreamers. what can i do to prove i’m an authentic HRO fan?
just trying so hard to align my personal brand w/ yours.
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//////////Reply by DFA
//////////Posted December 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
@DFA,
just want to “connect” with you carlees – on a meaningful and personal level that will also enhance my personal brand. Only a few weeks till 2k9 and i need to upgrade my personal brand.
wish there was a carles themed cruise i could go on? limited to only 500 HRO fans, we could sail from NYC to LA or some other alt location. You could host lectures/dj shows?
just wish i could eat some sxswestern eggrolls w/ God & G.G. and talk bout U.
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THAT COVER IS FREAKING ME OUTTTTTTTTTT
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ITS A .JPG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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//////////Reply by The Man in the Hat
//////////Posted December 6th, 2008 at 12:56 am
@anonymous,
Ive been trying to figure this out for at least 3 blog hours now.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted December 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
@anonymous, Wow…. two “proof that HRO is totally lame now” posts
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has it really leaked?
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//////////Reply by no
//////////Posted December 6th, 2008 at 8:35 am
@paul, i think the only thing out there beside a ‘live concept’ of the album is a phone recording from a listening party and br0sport
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No, Feels is the best.
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panda bear is for white dbags.
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//////////Reply by yall
//////////Posted December 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
@altfggt, ur an idiot.
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yeah shoulda put that journey song up instead
=P but 4 serious
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Whenever I listen to animal collective or panda bear I can practically feel myself getting high.
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merriweather postpavillion comes out january 20th, and theyre doing a show that night at the grand ballroom in NYC. youtube has some live versions of their performance @ HOVE
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