The Crowning Achievement of Mexicalts/Altinos


When I think of MexicAlts, I think of a lost group of peoples. I think of a group of minority alternatives who have trouble analyzing the modern tools of personal branding. I think of a brown skinned man who has not stepped in the sun in years, with his eyes torn out, standing in the middle of a mall. His hair is not of his natural colour. He may or may not be a cartoon character [via Anime]. He is able to forge his identity using ‘alternative stores’ within this mall. This results in the implementation of a Hot Topic-ish personal brand.

Mexicalts are not sure who they are. They are attached to who they were, and very interested in forging their future identity based upon who they were. This often leaves their personal brand with a very weird state. They are a walking pupu platter of what trends have been ‘hot’ in the past 5-10 years.

While this video has already gone viral in a ‘wtfrotflmao’ kind of way, I think it will live on forever as the meme/art that finally expressed who the Mexicalt people finally art. The song is a masterpiece, mixing genres in a way that shits down upon the golden era of rap+rock [Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, etc]. The video features all brands of Mexicalts, searching for an present identity without losing touch with ‘who they were.’ The music and their personal brands are beautiful, but u might only feel that way if are working on a thesis called ‘The State of the Modern Mexican American (Born after 1985 [in the internet era])–MillenialMexis, Myspace, and a Shifting Cultural Zeitgeist | Throwing Away Previous Cultural Standards in an Effort to Fit In + Express Themselves.’

AltinosMexicalts consist of the following:

Is n e thing missing from ‘what makes a Mexicalt?’

Do u know n e Mexicalts will ever reach ‘authentic alt’ status?
Or will they forever be in the late adopter/laggard group, targeted by alternative apparel companies who are looking for a brand loyal group of consumers?

Who do I want 2 b and how does my cultural background influence the person I am capable of being?
Will there ever be a Mexi President? ///////////////

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49 Comments

  1. j03
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    r u sure these r mexialts n not pokemons?

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  2. NDR
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    i want the same haircut

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  3. anon
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    ohmafawgingod ok serious. let’s seriously analyze this? wait, it can’t be analyzed. WAIT am I getting too old? is this what is authentic now? If this is whats authentic now then maybe I don’t want to live anymore.

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    ok one more thing I have to add roflmfao@ them getting passive aggressive and choking the girls have way through the video…

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  4. from holland
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    the mexi priest

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  5. yazmin
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Permalink

    please please please please tell me that video is a joke. why? why?

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    //////////Reply by internt
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    @yazmin, couldnt watch the whole thing

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    //////////Reply by DJ Panda
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    @internt, me2

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    //////////Reply by L
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    @yazmin,

    it’s actually not a joke…i saw this a while ago and looked up their myspace…they have legit 15 yr old skankemo fans

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    //////////Reply by schizo
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    >they have legit 15 yr old skankemo fans

    i actually know some girls who like them

    your assessment is correct

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    //////////Reply by L
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    @schizo,

    <3 when generalisations work

    //////////Reply by beep
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    hilarious video if you turn the sound off

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  6. informant
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    CARLES geez
    you are blatantly ignoring a HUGE portion of the mexialt population who have conciousely opted/couldnt cope with/confused by the meme economy, but STILL WANT AN ALT-DENTITY,
    the rasta hippie mexis are HUGE
    rastamexis are “self-aware” and “world-aware” and all “plan to start communes” in “canada”, they are hyper-post-consumer-core
    they escape the hypemachine by makin their own music, with bongo drums, and street performance

    lots of rastamexis are beginning to introduce elements of american-altbro to their personal brands and let me tell u, that is an interesting specimen indeed
    the other day, a rastamexi undergoing this transformation asked me, have u heard of boyz noize?
    and sounded pretty proud, to read baby baby baby and sounded seriousely proud when he told me he liked DVNO, all the while, tenaciously holding on to his hyper-post-consumerism-core, sentiments and his lil backpack full of street performing instruments (juggling pins, fire batons)

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  7. dax jax
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    “post-mainstreamers wearing costumes”. Does that mean someone pretending to be mainstream, in a self-aware type way?

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  8. m00
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    LA has easily the biggest Altino population in the states.

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  9. internt
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    CRLS did u see lastFM top 10 trackerz of 2k8?

    it was some douchebag then coldplay coldplay coldplay teh managment coldplay coldplay katy perry the managers MGMT coldplay coldplay

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  10. Posted December 10, 2008 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    Oh vocoder, how we love u.

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  11. yourmother
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    haha. they’re going to take over the world.

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  12. ////////////////////
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    hahahahahahha 10/10

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  13. Posted December 10, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    Mexialts + Autotune = Worst thing since Puff Daddy sang on the Godzilla soundtrack.

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  14. joeblow
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    these guys suck bawlz!

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    //////////Reply by schizo
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    genius.

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  15. Vanessa
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    My god.

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  16. L
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    personal fave bits:

    mnstrmfggt/cooldad getting his crunk on at 1:16
    +
    mnstrmAZNslut being a little scared at 1:59-2:01

    miss u brokencyde

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  17. Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    That second graph definitely shows you’ve taken a marketing class.

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  18. jef
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    bahahahahahahah I can’t stop laughing yall this video is the biggest piece of crap ever <3 confused altinos doing death metal screams <3

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  19. Posted December 10, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    h0w d0 u pull panties down and then take pants off pls. simpsons majik.

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  20. meuku
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    carles,
    that name sounds a little mexicalt to me

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  21. Posted December 10, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    When did people start calling us “altino”? Last time I checked if you were latino and dressed alt/indie you were a FAG. Unless you’re a girl and then you really have to push it to the whole tights-and-a-XXL-tshirt level before anyone gives of fuck about anything other than the fact that you have a vagina. Seriously though, you cant imagine how hard it is being “Altino”. Every aspect of your culture is either rooted in poverty or conservative family values. Not exactly the most chic things in the world.

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  22. chamaca
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    I blame globalization for this.

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    //////////Reply by rrrr
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    @chamaca, lol…globalization have fucked everything and everyone.

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  23. Francis
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    this video/band/track really look like a very dirt cheap hadouken… always prefer originals.

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  24. Posted December 10, 2008 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    this is awesome!

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  25. CogInSystem
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Screamo + Vocoder = 1st 2 horseman of the apocalypse.

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    //////////Reply by peepoo
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    @CogInSystem,

    funniest comment so far

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  26. xavier
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    that song was fuckin wack

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  27. Lucy
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    “Who do I want 2 b and how does my cultural background influence the person I am capable of being?”

    Have you been reading Malcolm Gladwell’s “Outliers”?

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  28. matt
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    kill it with fire. plz.

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  29. sil
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    wait!?
    those d-bags in the music video are altinos!?
    wtf!?

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  30. pornocrata
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    altinos are definitely not in the same level of desperation as mexialts. do your research again carlos

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  31. smehpstr
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 12:40 am | Permalink

    lol

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  32. FUCK YOU
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    Your consistent obsession with correlating any kind of ethnicity and/or race with a mainstream/white culture has gotten to the point where it is no longer satire.

    It is racist. This is racist, pure and simple.

    By proclaiming that these people are some kind of pathetic anomaly that exists in opposition to authentic (read:white) culture is sick. You have to stop focusing on race because you are segregating youth culture for the sake of mundane and cheap humor. You overlook the fluidity and flexibility that comes with all culture that transcends all concepts of race. How you find it fascinating that non-white youths are becoming more diversified and how you think it is funny because they are merely mimicking a larger whiter culture is boring. And racist.

    Start being a real human being and do something else with your life.

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    //////////Reply by scientologist
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    @FUCK YOU,

    you’ve got a point…

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    //////////Reply by ARTHUR TOYNBEE
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    @FUCK YOU,

    yr not thinking post-racist enough. or are you saying this is post-post-racist? i dno, pls clarifie.

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    //////////Reply by human after y'all
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    @FUCK YOU,

    that vidz is GHEY.

    U obviously don’t get crls/HRO

    [mnstrmr fggt]

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    //////////Reply by pornocrata
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    @FUCK YOU, you do know that crls is mexi right

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    //////////Reply by kam
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    @pornocrata,
    how do you know carles is mexican?

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    //////////Reply by pornocrata
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    @kam, haha it’s an assumption, but his name IS carlos perez and he insists on talking so much about mexialts idk. do you know any whiteboys named carlos perez

    //////////Reply by Cristina I. Massieu
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    @FUCK YOU, agreed.

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  33. b
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 6:46 am | Permalink

    post more BLAXICANS.

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  34. An
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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  35. Whothefuckiskanye?
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    Who knew people were normally distributed?

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  36. Posted December 11, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Don’t they have ProActiv in Mexico?

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  37. Posted December 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    wow

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  38. Posted December 13, 2008 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    BC13 wow that brings back summer

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  39. Peter
    Posted December 13, 2008 at 2:51 am | Permalink

    ok first off this song goes no where whats with the guy drinking the bottle of who knows what first hes drinking it then hes tipping it out but i don’t think he even knows what hes doing there hair is just screwed and they both look like ugly girls i just think they are trying to copy breath Carolina
    first they wanna get “freaky” then there calling her a lier wtf

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  40. we all can't be alts
    Posted December 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    let us explore the privilege that affords the genetic variant known as the “alt”. let us pose the question; is his/her privilege antecedent to his/her genetic variation or vice versa? well of course, first we must determine the so called genetic variant’s proximity, features, coordinates.
    this process of determining is of course an optical one primarily. recognizing relative symmetry is tantamount in decoding the optical enigma that induces a sexually reverent response in the viewer/experienced. recognizing the “play”, is negating the effect through sublimation/laconic detachment/stoicism. only through the viaduct of detachment negation sublimation of “first response” emotionalism/emo-ism can we establish elegance. “the distance establishes the elegance” – only via the measured furtive glance, or through the looking glass when the senses are separated and the eye is above and before all. measure is entirely contextual. “We all can’t be pimps and we all can’t rap, gotta getcha dollars on cause it’s on like that!” this kind of exposition is frowned upon though.

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  41. thems
    Posted December 13, 2008 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    this song represents everything that is wrong in the music industry……its like their trying to take the piss of out lil wayne……..but their not

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  42. bromance with dad
    Posted December 14, 2008 at 7:52 am | Permalink

    im going to have to buy my ears an apology card and flowers now… thx m8

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  43. raffadizz
    Posted December 15, 2008 at 2:05 am | Permalink

    First time i’ve ever viewed this site and it’s hilarious. reminds me of 4chan with all the localized lingo that i half understand.

    great. i’m bookmarking XD

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  44. anonimo
    Posted December 17, 2008 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    nobody has noted any resemblance with TTC’s video of telephone?

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  45. anon
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    this is what happens when daddy makes too much money and has nothing better than to throw dollars at his sexually confused tweenagers.

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  46. MexiAlt
    Posted December 31, 2008 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    I lived in Mexico City and have worked a lot in Monterey. There are a lot of MexiAlts, especially in Monterey, but they are more secure of themselves than here; more authentic.

    I’d take a MexiAlt any day over one trying to be a thuggish rapper.

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  47. Jamie
    Posted January 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    if you are only half mexi, can you still be mexicalt, or is dat poser?

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  48. ChevyShadez
    Posted March 28, 2009 at 6:46 am | Permalink

    the worst piece of shit ever produced.

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  49. Steve
    Posted November 10, 2009 at 3:16 am | Permalink

    I like how randomly the one who sings is suddenly sad and kinda pissed at a chick. I thought they were getting f__ing freaky now?

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