This is a post about Heath being ‘gone.’
This is a post about Heath being ‘in a better place.’
I remember when 2008 started. We were looking for a new actor who would ‘be really awesome when he was young’ but then make movies like ‘Meet the Fockers’ when he got older. Kinda wish James Dean was still around so that he could be in sillie comedies about Bucket Lists/dealing with getting older in a whimsically meaningful way.
Heath died. He’s gone. We’ll never know if he is still alive. We’ll never know if his death was just a mrktng gmmck. We’ll never know ‘what coulda been.’
Still can’t believe Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen are __% responsible for Heath’s death.
Conspiracy of 2k8
Did Michelle Tanner ‘end’ HeathBro [via peer pressure]?
Can’t believe Michelle Williams (aka ex-Mrs. Heath Ledger) started to date Spike Jonez.
Can’t believe Spike Jonez ever divorced Sofia Coppola. Wish they stayed together making Lost in Translation progressive guerilla videos starring Kirsten Dunst (Being John Broavich).
Remember Green Aggs and Ham?
Does n e 1 know if an ‘alt celebrity couple’ will emerge in 2k9?
Read a rumor on a message board that the Death Cabs were getting married. Can some1 verify that? I don’t trust blogs as gossip news sources.
Also read on a blog that the Bloc Parties/TVoTR/VampWeeks/FleetFoxes are getting married.
Just gonna miss him. Might not mention him in 2k9 just to ‘move on’ and maybe latch on to a new celeb death as a meme-gimmick that represents ‘missing some1′ who allegedly meant a lot 2 society bc of his portrayal of a character + real life meme-ability.
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I am ready to move on. When is Jenna Von Oy gonna murder Leo DiCappy?
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Sofia Coppola has beautiful skin. Spike Jonz is an idiot. Lost in Translation – watch as if the photographer is Spike and Scarlett is Sofia. It’s based somewhat on their failed relationship. I wonder who the ditzy actress is portraying……..pretty sure Cameron Diaz.
Sofia has great taste in music. She’d be a great AltPartner!
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welcome to 2003, AZN BiFf!!!
I’ll send you a postcard from 2009 fo sho’
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//////////Reply by AZN BiFf
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
@altNERD,
Thanks altbro, you must be an AZN to be so far ahead in the future!
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heath is like ian curtis because he died when he was “hitting it big” and lots of ppl thought they “got” him but only I (us) truly got him and we know how he feels because we (i) have authentic experiences with child stars/fashionforward racoons/late night punchlines.
i <3 u heath. nvr 4get.
(ill 4get, we always do)
:’(
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//////////Reply by fuckface
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
idiot
how can you even compare Ian Curtis with Heath Ledger. will people remember HL in 5,10,15 years?
no
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
@fuckface,
I WILL!
(gd dmmt)
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there will be a celeb alt cple in a matter of weeks. She & Him’s Zooeey Deschanel is gettin mrried to the guy from death cab. so that’s as alt as ur gonna get. she’s a hottieeeee and has some pipes. pce
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//////////Reply by paul
//////////Posted December 31st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
@dev,
pussy pipes.
death cab for postal service?
PS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> DCFC
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2k8 miss list
miss u heath
miss u it girls
miss u alice glass up skirts
miss u electro wars
miss u steve gheyokie
miss u the coby snakes
miss u
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She from She & Him should marry me, not the Postal Service’s mailman.
And we will remember Heath just like we remember Ian — fondly.
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yep,
‘da Happz’ <3 bn gbrd
wndr if m. wrd intrducd BG & ZD?
wndr if m. wrd is a lil pssd?
wndr if m. wrd ‘made’ ZD & she shld b gr8ful?
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HEy yall i have that HOOKER shirt.
Me and Heath have something in common
im legit
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CAN’T… urgghh!
understand, Spikey Jonez inside jokes…
urghhh!
I must…
poop.
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FUCKING 2k8 IS OVEEEER
FUCK HEATH (via don’t give a fuck)
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I was in my hotel in Munich getting ready for bed when the crawl on CNN said that Heath had died. They were still in the process of confirming if it was actually true. It was such a strange moment because he was one of those people who I watched evolve over the years. I was found of him. He’s missed.
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//////////Reply by *****
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 2:00 am
@Ann DaPanda,
“he8th wuz my best frend/good guy/good actor
s0 sad he killed himself (via world is 2 hard 2 handle w/olsen twinz)”
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Someday, I know it’ll happen. Zooey Deschanel and Ben “Death Cab Cool Dad” Gibbard shall have a cute daughter. I shall marry this girl. We shall be happy. I’ll be 33 she’ll be 18. We’ll have alt kids. Authentic Kids.
I’ll be the coolest dad ever. And the world will witness the first ever “cool grandpa&ma”. Love life, yall.
Positive thinking, huge in 2k9. Bigger than MPP?
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