Every year, certain individuals set themselves apart from ‘the crowd’ with strong personal branding decisions. In our alternative word, you must be creative/talented/beautiful/sluttie/zany/good@self-promotion/have a gimmicky gimmick in order 2 b noticed. For the next couple of days until I lose interest in the gimmick, I will post about some of the strongest personal brands of 2k8.
(gonna miss 2k8)
/// The Year
/// The Neon Died
FASCINATING/BEAUTIFUL PERSONAL BRANDS
BLOG BITCHES: UFFIE & ALICE GLASS
Dear Uffie and Alice,
Yall were really good 2 me this year. Not sure if I found yall talented, and not even sure if yall have albums from 2k8, but I just posted a lot abt yall. Sorry if yall feel ‘objectified’ or like I gave yall non-traditional coverage that entry level blggrs + fggt alt news sources give yall, but please appreciate me for giving u ‘coverage.’ Didn’t mean to demean your ‘art’/'vision’ or whatever u wanna call it. Not gonna apologize for ‘crossing the line’ cuz I don’t think I did, but I hope yall are able to ’stay sexie’ in 2k9. This might require releasing a book where you post pictures of yalls selves’ having sex with men, kind of like Madonna. Or maybe you can ‘go krazie’ like the Britney Spears band. Not gonna tell yall how 2 manage your careers, but just sayin…
Most importantly, don’t let yalls alternative fame and sex appeal go 2 yalls heads. Don’t 4get ur past, and don’t turn into the ppl u h8. Sorry if I sound like yalls ‘resentful dads’ who don’t understand ur careers because u don’t have medical/dental/vision coverage, but do what u can 2 take care of urself. We don’t even know if MP3s will still be legal in 2k9, so just take care of yalls selves.
Proud of yall for having a stronger personal brand than Ladyhawke/Lady Gaga/Little Boots/Lovefoxxx/etc. (U never know what could happen in 2k9, though).
Your blggr,
Carles
PS: “I still haven’t found what I’m looking 4.” -U2 about Uffie’s alt breasts
Pupu Platter of Links
Uffie Grabfest // Uffie Audrey Hepburn Makeover // Uffie Pregnancy Rumors Uffie Grandparent///// Alice Glass Upskirt grab //// Some AltBro + Alice Glass /// Uffie nips foto shoppe /// Uffie Juicy nips // Uff Ribcage /// Alice Glass leggings
WHO ELSE SHOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL/INTERESTING PERSONAL BRANDS OF 2K8?
(besides ‘Barry Obama’)
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Gristle -> http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/furiaspics/gristle.jpg
Mmm… hawtness.
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nice tits.
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<3 u, h8 u, miss u alice glass/uffie
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UFFIE IS THE QUEEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=763vmCrRBDg
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It’s kinda funny reading ‘platter’ (of links) directly under those big ol nipples.
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Alice Glass is my wifey to be.
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did you really put lady gaga along with ladyhawke, little boots and lovefoxxx ?!
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my acousticniggercore group of tomorrow will b called The Personal Brands
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The Coldplays (they still rule the world yalls)
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Where’s the list from the top 10 show?
Isn’t it sad to be defined by your music?
BiFf AZN
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what about andy shamburg, his personal brand represents what 70-80% of white dudes wish they were: mildly jewish (=cash), on SNL, luxurious hair/ hair deep in poon.
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h8 uffie
miss/<3 u alice glass
man all this weepy talk is making me cry out fond memories of 2k8
MUST WE BE REMINDED EVERY DAY UNTILL 2K9 CRLS
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Alice Glass Forever.
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spoilet brat from oakville
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I tug to Alice Glass exclusively.
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love alice glass, but i’d be real worried about being fingered by the wrong guy at a CC show, no what i’m sayin?
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@Double J, nights, Me,
lolz
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alice glass and uffie are both notable in how much their looks have fallen over the past 2 years. totally not tugworthy n e more. p.s. this post is srsly lacking in lollapalooza uffie pixx.
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L0L <3 brace/face + love/foxxx
miss POSTY SERVY yall
please p0st bands 2 watch in 2k9
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Yall, R we in Post -Electro War-Era now ? Jus wonderin
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Alice is hotter now, 2 years ago she was babycute, now she’s purehot tug.
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for some reason when i read this post i want to jizz crls. does that same ting hppn 2 u crls???
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