Christmas [via haiku(s)]
U humanize me.
We are all family, yall.
Gift cards//white macbooks.
New Am Appy Ads
Best X-Mas Gift Ever, Yall.
Perfect alt breastes.
Carles, plz post a n00d.
h8 young titties in my mouf.
Need alt cougar milf.
[Photo by thecobrasnake]
Got some gift cards, yall.
Felt closer 2 HRO.
Carles s0 gets my life.
Got Kinkos Gift Card
Party promoter future
Tyte Party Fliers
SoMe milkshake bro.
Sharing meaningful bromance.
2 Straws, 1 cup, yall.
My stocking stuffers
The Best Alt Accessories
Personal Branding
Upgrade–finally.
New macbook means a new life.
No more youtube crash.
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Meeting high school friends
Showing off the brand new me
They will not ‘get’ me.
They went to state school.
Horizons are not broadened.
I am self-aware.
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Going to visit
my extended family
They still use dial up.
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Glad local mall got
a Mac store and Am Appy
Are they mainstream now?
60 year old broad
Employed by Stephen JobsBro
Working at Mac Store
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HRO Christmas
is not very meaningful
Remember Thnxgv?
Still h8 family
Will never ‘get’ my alt life.
Plz serve tofurkey.
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Thank you mom and dad
Created paypal account
Ordered rare t-shirt
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Xmas Wish Came True
Parents Bought me an AZN
Human Trade Market
I started 2 cry
Malnourished AZN in bag
Fed scraps from table
MERRY XMAS FROM THE HIPSTER RUNOFF FAMILY (aka Carles).
<3 yall.
h8 yall.
miss yall.
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h8 xmas. cried all day cuz no1 in my fam ‘gets me’
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you are the funniest human alive.
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happy xmAss 2 y’all
& 2 y’all a g00d nite
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merry christmas
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merry christmas y’all
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Best funniest xmas present !
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I just wanted milkshake bros for xmas. Got am appy gift cards instead from “arty” step mama.
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Maiku
Never thought I’d see
BryanBoy on HRO…
Alt tits still prevail.
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//////////Reply by djstepdadjeans
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 11:41 am
@Gregg G., yessssss! it’s all i asked for and santacrls made sure it leaked!!!
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i got 2 itunez gift cards for xmas!! sweeeeet now i can buy all da Daft Punx rmxs on ituneesz
<3
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Congrats on the nude AmAppy Ads bro<!3
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bryan boy in a bag.
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i h8 the XMASS. im a lonely jew who cant hang with anyone cuz theyre all hangin with their familiez! U ALL SUCK!
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 12:21 am
@anonymous, sorry Anne Frank :(
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 2:24 am
@anon, Even Anne had her family…
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted December 28th, 2008 at 1:10 am
@Teh Anomususses, in a cozy little closet under the stairs! I wonder how they dealed with being so close to the inlaws in the Frank house…
//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted December 28th, 2008 at 2:36 am
@anon, Who said anything about inlaws?
Ok, that was very wrong…
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i am a 20 years old adult ,the most memorable Christmas present i have this year – chicken pox, right on the christmas day. what an ironic world!!!!
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h8 navidad. all my relatives are fat and alien. h8 mexicali’s “earth tones”. need some green.
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I hate haiku abuse. Every word in a haiku should be perfectly chosen, but they’re so easy to churn out that the world is now full of crap “poems” that lack both the restraint and sparsity that should characterize the form, and the rhyme and riddim that you’d find in, say, a limerick. Post more alt limericks.
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//////////Reply by potatos
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 1:04 am
@ES,
are u serious. that is not the xmas spirit you fucking grinch dick. suck my big ribbon balls.
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Thanx paypal that’s so true haha!! Crls you made me laugh all the time this is my favourite meme blog of 2k8 whithout a doubt. Merry Xmas from Lima.
don’t forget to say hello to lil’ dafty
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meaningful christmas where u find out ur bro in law was an alt but now is far beyond your level of comprehension
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Animal Collective just killed bloghaus with this record.
xmas mircale!
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//////////Reply by sooo good
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 9:34 am
but didnt disco already kill bloghaus
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Is Christmas Justice’s birthday?
Their brand was all over the midnight mass I went to.
H8 church.
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//////////Reply by weird
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am
@Old Media, mine kept hyping lamb of g0d
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<3/h8 this Christmas. Got a basketball and Clearasil cuz where i have to go for christmas u cant get gift cards/sparks/mac lappy accesories. Ate prawns and drank champaigne while half of my family was dying on the table. Found out which cousins/uncles/aunts/unknown relation were alts and have just become “living with my parents til I die” loosers/are purgatorium alts because there was no internet and fixies when they were youngs, plus the one alt cousing who died of heroin way b4 trainspotting made it mnstrm (miss u). It made me feel good to think that if u add them all up its almost as if i’m from an alt family like paris hilton or steven/julian/bobby lennon/ono, even tho a failed one.
Got everybody’s respect at an after party on christmas eve for not wanting to suck an old guy’s finger who had MDMA on it. It was 10 in the morning and i had to get my stomach ready for christmas day’s lunch, yall.
Riding to the beach today.
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Merry Christmas y’all. Unfortunately I did not recieve an azn like I asked :( my alt aunt did get me a beautiful Barry O shirt tho. Alt fam ftw this year, my pot smokin uncle is always a nice plus too. Hate the idea of long days with family, <3 when it turns out to be crazy drunk comedy show.
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CONGRATS ON THE N00DS CARLES!!
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yr cool crls. happy xmas.
“merry xmas”=mnstrm
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Hope everyone had a nice Christmas.
I’m gonna kidnap one of you & tie you up in my bed.
Soon.
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cougar milfs for the win.
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i actually did feel closer to hro when i got itunes gift cards. i gave them to my sister
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//////////Reply by AnonAnonymous
//////////Posted December 26th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@AnonAnonymous, ps more milfs
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YOU FINALLY GOT AN AZN
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more alt cougarz
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