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Name That Unidentified Puddle is a new HRO gimmick where ur supposed to name the unidentified puddle lurking underneath the pictured indie-core bro.
[Photo by Pregnant Goldfish]
The puddle is probably
a) pee
b) period
c) Sparks
d) coffee
e) PBR
f) 5- Hour Energy
g) Coke Zero
h) Gatorade
i) Sinus drippage
j) miscarriage sauce
k) Love Juice (Moulinex Remix)
l) Chik Fil A dipping sauce
m) Grey Poupon
n) p00p
o) "Dookie" an album by the Green Days
p) Fiji Water
q) homeless man sauce
r) homeless woman drainage
s) runoff
t) melted CDs
u) trail of tears
v) cum
w) Windex/Lysol (he is a bus boi)
x) the blood of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson [via O.J.]
y) vomit
z) choose.your.own.response
Comments
got to be coffee
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i think it's his alternative shadow...
hahahahah best response
Well clearly it's runoff.
runoff le hipster. i think carles has found a mascot..
AIR CONDITIONER JUICE
miscarriage juice 4 shur. have yall ever had 1 of those? sucks so bad.
:-(
LAME. GIMMICK. THIS. IS
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check out that h0t alt-bulge
Obviously his amputated leg is dripping
it's clearly not pee, as the trajectory (there's no wall stream) and volume (far too little) are all wrong. also, the puddle is fresh, and the chances of a serial piss in broad daylight are slim.
judging by the slight wall splash, we can deduce that the container spilled towards the wall and had a mouth wide enough to allow for a massive initial rush, which crept a few inches up the wall. therefore, the most logical answer would indeed be coffee.
however, the absence of a container presents us with a problem. either the container was immediately picked up and removed from the scene without creating excess splashing by some careful and consciencious altbr0 (not bloody likely), or it never existed in the first place. this would clearly support the air conditioner juice argument.
however, an air conditioner running in montreal, in the middle of cardigan season? hard to swallow.
@planck,
Some very astute observations my good man.
@planck, Apparently Dexter reads hipsterrunoff.
@planck, sooo good.
hehehe.
Pimp juice.
I c peen!
alt bike chain lube
def looks like my down stairs neighbor.
QED, baby milk formula.
call me crazy, but i think dick shadow is so unappetizing
i'm gonna go with water? i'm more concerned with his cute little peen bulge!
i want to punch him in the fucking face
crls' jzz when he saw that guy
def didn't kn0 bros had the capacity 2 dizchrge? ewyuckie.
snatch giblets....obviously
Anybody notice how tiny his hands are?
[coming form someone who has never met anyone with smaller hands than her]
A freshman art student's Conceptual Art final project.
tht bro has a weird bulge
I say Snapple.
u. Trail of tears.
w/out doubt.
HOLD UP! WHAT ABOUT HIS CAMEL TOE.....I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE 4 BOYS 2 GET THOSE....IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS
Who cares about the puddle
Does anyone else not notice his camel toe?
he has a mammel toe.
CRLS!!!
Remember when U used 2 B funny?
Yeah me either..
:(
paedo glasses and bulge say it's cum
is he wearing a cup?
he is the keutest lil sensitive indie alt you've ever posted.
i can see his dick ffs
that guys game
his hand size our appropriate for that baby dick
IDC, WNT 2 KILL PURSE WEARING BOYS, THX
slime
man-mel toe.
it's the aftermath of someone losing their whopper virginity. see more @ whoppervirgins.com
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