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What Music Will Sound Like in 2k9

“This is not a disco, nor a country club. This is Los Angeles.”
-Sheryl “Livestrong” Crow

In 2009, all we will want 2 do is have a lil fun. Authentic fun. The kind of fun that can only be embodied by a song that is accessible to females from age 7 to 72. Hot women will be kind of fair, but kind of ’saucy’ in a ‘mystic drifter’ kind of way. In 2k9, the synthesizer market will crash, and we will see the acoustic guitar market explode.

<3 free spirited moms + cool dads

XX BONUS CRUNKCORE COVERAGE XX

Gonna miss u when u r just a meme from 2k8, Brokencyde. At least they made the Mexican peoples of the world proud.
Worried that music will sound Crunkcore in 2k9 :-(
// help

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20 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    h8 u 2k9

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  2. *****
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm | Permalink

    gd FUCK U CRLS

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  3. *****
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    crls how can I use this winter break as a chance to ‘cleanse’ my personal brand? keep in mind i can’t afford to change my wardrobe, only the way i wear the clothes lying around my room.

    lkn 4 real stuff

    Reply

  4. anon
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    does carles <8/h8/miss brokencyde

    i wanna know which it is

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    //////////Reply by DJ Panda
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    @anon, I hope/think it’s h8/miss u [soon]

    Reply

  5. anon@non.com
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    i’m just gonna keep bein me and hope yall can catch up this year.

    Reply

  6. anonymous
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    sometimes i feel like we are the same person, i <3 u!

    Reply

  7. anonymous
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    THIS MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF

    Reply

  8. alt(alt)
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    h8 u crunkcore
    h8 u hyphy
    h8 u hipsterhop
    so much!

    Reply

  9. papo
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    synthesizers will never die! h8 acoustic guitars

    Reply

  10. Posted December 21, 2008 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    im 100% mexican and im definitetly not proud

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    //////////Reply by schizo
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    @Daniel, THE PIG

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  11. thATCHER
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 2:02 am | Permalink

    awe, yall make me miss 2k9

    -futuer bro

    Reply

  12. cold legs
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 2:35 am | Permalink

    omg, the only thing that’s more atrocious than the music are their haircuts.

    h8 this plz stop

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  13. terry fuckwit
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    fuck me rigid, ’screamo hip hop’? jezuz wept.

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  14. joeblow
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    i said it last time you bloggied about them

    and im gawna says it again,

    THEY SUCK BALLZ!

    guess what im gona say next time they are mentioned,
    any guess’.

    h8

    h8

    h8

    !

    Reply

  15. plop
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 PEROXIDE!

    Reply

  16. Posted December 24, 2008 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    love hipsterhop.

    hahah. the crunkcore is 10x better than the sheryl crow. sheryl crow sounds like a pepsi commercial, straight up and down.

    http://www.hipsterwave.com

    for the real hipsters.

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  17. fweddy
    Posted December 24, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Dude I live in albuquerque, NM and i saw that “seven” dude from brokencyde last night at a club (he was with some ugly ass chicks/dudes) and i knew one of the decent looking girls he was kickin it with so i ended up meeting him, i wanted to tell him that his band sucks and his music is gay but it was a nicer club (alteast for abq, nm) and i didn’t wanna get kicked out, those dirty faggotz

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  18. j
    Posted December 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    http://www.myspace.com/jbiggacom

    AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Reply

  19. Posted January 3, 2009 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    I hope Brokencyde makes it on the “Best Tour Bus Crashes Of 2K9.”

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  20. Posted February 2, 2009 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    I <3 TEH BROKENCYDES AHHHHHH

    Reply

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