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What should I ask 4 4 Xmas?

Should I get a 'lil love child'?

[Photo by lookbook]

Should I get Windows Vista 4 my Mac?

Should I ask my parents 2 buy me a game of H-O-R-S-E with DJ AM? Should I ask 4 sneakers since they appeal to alts & blacks & basketball fans?

Should I ask 4 permission to get a lower back tattoo in a meaningful font?

Should I buy a sneaker puppie?

[Hypebeast]

Should I get a blowup doll to 'stick my peen in' and 'cum in'?

Should I get a Create Your Own Zany Wayfarers kit?

Should I create/buy a lil alt and have him start a party pic website that can make me ad revenue?

Should I ask 4 glasses that will protect my eyes from a nuclear bomb?

Should I get a lil girl who will let me be her sweet daddy bear?

Should I ask 4 the opportunity 2 go on a meaningful backpacking trip/study abroad 4 a semester?

Should I ask 4 a zany ski mask that will prevent me from chemicals?

Should I ask 4 The Dark Knight starring Heath Ledger and Ace Ventura?

Should I get an integrated snack+human?

Should I just get a lappy/personal DVD viewer?

Should I get an iPhone Shuffle?

h8 my parents
for not knowing what I want
h8 myself
for not knowing what I want
4 Christmas
& in terms of 'what I want 2 do with my life'

Should I search hypemachine for songs with the word 'Christmas' in them and make a meaningful/gimmicky indie bloghouse Xmas playlist?
Should I give myself a vacation for the rest of 2k8?

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kyda69's picture

h8 x-mas :(

Rodolph's picture

Blog on
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bloopster's picture

all i want 4 xmas is u~

Tanja's picture

Schon nicht schlecht die

Schon nicht schlecht die Liste. Ich schaue mich auch grad nach schönen Geschenken um und habe bei den designer sonnenbrillen einige sehr schöne Modelle gesehen, die mir auch sehr gut gefallen würden. Ich denk grad noch drüber nach, aber ich glaub die würden ein tolles Geschenk machen.

anon's picture

u dont deserve gifts carles u r a shit

chch's picture

h8 helvetica tattoo
sooooooooo regrettable
<3 zany lil alts
post m0re joustice

chch's picture

@chch, f0rgot to say h8 xmas too...
decisions :(

SuzyScarfsalot's picture

ntry lvl sweet daddy bear. what a prude!

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Thats really a nice and

Thats really a nice and worthy post, this Xmas topic is very interesting.
Keep it up with the good work, thanks for sharing this article !
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afhuf's picture

definitely a tatoo of the justice cross on your back

randalski's picture

this blog is so fuckin cool. checkin int since months now. i wanna add you on myspace and make you topfriend but shit: then you see my pics and of my friends and make fun off me on your blog. you'd have enough stupid fashion pictures to post for weeks. somehow i'd be proud butr the peeplo wouldknt get it. whatever. keep up the good work.

anonymous's picture

@randalski, GHEY!

j.p.'s picture

Vista for your mac FOR THE WIN.

Coleybear's picture

Hey carles, if u tk a vacation in 2k8 then the whole alt world will fall aprt. Im afraid your the only 1who 'gets' me this x-mqw, and presents or no presents a chance to live out my personal brand by reading ur blog is all i wnt for jss b-day. H8 u ace ventura miss u heath <3 lil paparzzi alt.

HIP*GRL4U~'s picture

I HAVE AN IPOD SHUFFLE.

pooponyoursoul's picture

I gots a crock-pot and the hillz, season3.

LOL.

panchizzy's picture

i got a simplistic dj lab so i can rock ttthhheee pppaaarrrtttyyy

terry kath II's picture

more Meaningful mmnts 4yu in MMIX crls

anonymous's picture

maybs u shud get a lovr 4 xmas. if ur rents luv u then they will obvs buy u a p-stute. maybs she/he will stay 4 2k9.

but - nxt best thing: def sufjan cum dumpster. do they mk a dov charney blowupdoll? my exbf wants 1. & 4 xmas they shud mk a ltd. ed. jesus 1.

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stop reading kanyes site!

jon's picture

your shtick has gotten so fxxxn tiring & unfunny. at least you used to post meaningful entries in between all the post-ironic alt shit

Boosh's picture

@jon, <3, when did this become a photo blog anyway... If i wanted alt photographs i'd read yimmys again. they don't ruin it with hilariously alt-spelt slogans. I want the meaningful stuff back please HRO.

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Dear HRO, the worst thing has happened just yesterday.

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.

So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.

It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.

My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.

About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.

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@anon, u ghey AZN FGGT for watching hentai

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@terry richardson, UR A GHEY FGGT for NOT watching hentai

harr's picture

the good ol' days seem to have *cum* 2 an end. ha

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@HIP*GRL4U~, every morning i check efukt AND NOW WHAT

studio231's picture

@anon, everything you post is ghey just like your fucking porn u wierdo go to a forum or soemthing u have no place here

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@onan; wanker

badkharmala's picture

@anon, the best thing you can do now is fap to her while she's in the shower

Teh Anomususses's picture

I think you should focus less on pitiful material items and focus more on your alt-meditation.
Seek deep within, there's so much more to find.
Keep searchin this year and next!
I believe in you!

Matthew's picture

Hey, I read Typophile too! (I <3 Helvetica) Carles, what should I do since I'm already old and can't afford design school?

ariel's picture

omg carles u got ur own am appy n00d adz 4 xmas i am s000 happy 4u~!!

Bill's picture

lawl, i know the luv child.

Lawlz's picture

@Bill,

He was in the Starfucker video, too.

alissa's picture

@Lawlz, notttt that is devin lucid and he is my friend.

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He is in the floral shirt. Taking photos.

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