[Photo via Your Boyhood]
Does n e 1 know if it is possible for a race/ethnic group/generalized social+cultural group to ‘go extinct’? Or is that something that happens [via oppression] or [via genocide]? I have heard preliminary reports that AZNs are taking over the China and Japan, and moving to the California, but I have not seen these foreign lands with my own eyes.
I’m kinda worried that AZNs are gonna go extinct because they will get ‘eliminated’ when Kanye West is crucified by Pontius Pilate for having a ‘lil fggt puff mullet thingy’ haircut.
Should I get this zany haircut 2 differentiate from ‘regular black ppl’/blipsters?
XX BONUS POEM XX
[Photo via lookbook]
Traggy McTragTrag AZN
white sunglasses
Deliberate Thrift Choices
Posture is failing
bowlegged
Signs of a physically impaired person.
yet this makes you
U
U mirror U
U = U
The night falls
You go to the local movie theatre
The Crombies do not ‘get’ u
They will see one day
When you go away
and learn to design the clothes which
they shall wear tomorrow
But 2day U r U
Don’t be so Traggy McTrag
Things will get better
Forrest Gump conquered polio
You will conquer your ailments.
Be strong
Hold your chin up
Shoulders back
There are 2 sides 2 every AZN.
[A selected poem from Carles' upcoming PDF book]
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dont lie u will never release a pedofile book and that braxe my <3
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//////////Reply by STEVE JOBBY
//////////Posted December 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
@anon,
my <3 is </3 too, mate :- (
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There’s rainbow coming out from that AZN dude’s bag.
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mr(dr?) crls,
i totes kried… best poem ever
—-reading a carles poem
makes me feel introspective
—-just dont kill ur self
*a reflection on the work of a modern genius [via haiku]
(p.s. congrats on all the recent site traffic)
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is it sad that in the appy ad on the side bar, i read “50 colorful, [comfortable styles.]” as “s0 colorful”?
anyways, nice post
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hope kanyes will have a car crash and can’t sing like cher anymore because of wire in jaw, fire in law
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kinda getting bored w/ the azn i bought back in 2k8.1 sorta hoping they’ll go extinct. does n e 1 know if i have to pay my azn a pension???? h8 defined benefit plans, y’all.
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//////////Reply by ntree lvl commenter
//////////Posted December 16th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
man, this azn is really bumming me out hard.
all my friends told me to go defined contribution plan, fuck they said, you don’t want to provide the pension plan 4 yr azn… but did i listen ? no, i was too busy thinking bout how keut my azn looked as an accessory.
but here’s the problem – my azn really only looks keut in neon – and i’m trying to transition my brand to neutral/earth colors y’all! what the heck am i going to do w/ this azn?
and then the stock market fell, so i’ve got to really dig deep to keep up my payments into my azns pension. h8 u azn. i didn’t even get 1 of the smartie azns that is “good @ math”. just wish i had selected an azn that could wear neutral colors yall.
know my friends are gonna make fun of my azn at the winter musie conference y’all. maybe i won’t even bring my azn. h8 u 4 tying me down azn!
ne1 else going to the winter musie conference?
just want to know what cool seminars i can go 2!
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crls i know you want alt titties but im kinda diggin the conservative/slut convertible outfits
multitask, lol
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oh and doesn’t am appy embrace anything that may or may not be a criticism of it? (any branding is better than none?)
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