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After the emergence of Oops I Crapped My Pants pants, I can't help but wonder if our modern society will even need toilets n e more. I understand that Vegans and Environmentalists want us 2 stop using water to wash our shit & poop to the sea through our city pipes, but I just think it's the only way. We all know that our Earth's landfills are close to capacity. There's just no more room, and if we can't throw trash and excrement into the sea, then where else can we put it? Don't tell me that you want to re-use 'poopy water.' That's just not safe, especially with our FAST FOOD NATION.
Might try avoiding transfats and only eating Kashi products in 2k9. Don't wanna give up Chili's though... Tough decision.
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I'm just trying to say that there's a reason for Oops I Crapped My Pants Pantses. We are making the Earth a better place. It's not just about fashion--it's about Saving The Earth.
Does n e 1 else wish that EARTH DAY was a National Holiday?
Think we should also replace MLK Day with Barry Obama Day.
Think we should also suspend Memorial Day until after the Electro War.
2k9 is kinda scary... Not sure if I'm ready yet...
Everything is chngng.
This is a thinkpiece that I have tentatively titled "Power Plant = Bro."
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powerplants are authentic
those are cloud makers
oops i crapped my pants are a popular way to say "i have an ass that is not very attractive."
when a toyleta is bro-k people pay attention...obama!
Your show Sirius Show, seriously sucks.
I LOVE IT WHEN U MAKE POOP JOKES
<3
As a law student, I wonder what your distinction between "shit & poop" is? Is one more solid or pulpy than the other, or is there a difference in the producer (i.e. shit comes from men/adults and poop from women/children)? I need to know.
is this post supposed to reference duchamp?
in 2k9 phone booths will become a hybridized version of teleporter / port-a-potty.
I think the bídet is gonna be big in america in 2k9. we needa clean our buttholes better yall.
btw...
steven aoki just posted this video about some guy named the bloody beet rutes or something and i was all like WTF I HAVE BEEN DECLARING THAT BNGRZ R DEAD FOR BLOG AEONS NOW. Who is this guy trying to reinvent the banger?
http://vimeo.com/2428345
Carles,
is the banger dead? i feel like i don't want to associate with the banger crowd anymo'. i never really did in the first place. stupid lil post-emo fggt kids. we didn't even have emo when i was in high schoo. h8 justice. h8 steve aoki. h8 u sometimes but i get over it.
<3 skandy pop <3
@anon@non.com, its the pre to what we are becoming
Tolietz wont go extinct none.
We have too many h8ful mnstreamers using them...
There are way more of them than us leet alters.
The only way toilets could go extinct is if alts were more in number, but that wouldn't make them alt...
Oooops.
I just crapped my pants.
im not--->Bros
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