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One of my biggest fears in life is losing my memory and motor skills. One of my closest relatives recently developed Alzheimer's Disease. She forgot her family, her name, and even how to perform basic human bodily functions. I fear getting old, not only for vanity reasons, but also because I am afraid of losing the ability to function. What if one day, I walked into a bathroom and didn't know what to do/where to poop/the difference between a sink+toilet? What if I didn't know the difference between a Nokia Razr and a Macbook? What if I forgot the name of my first alternative child & my first free spirited wife? What if I 4got the difference between 'alt' and 'mnstrm'? What if I forgot the difference between the Hipstar Ranoffs and the Pitchfork Television?
What if I 4got the difference between ________ and _________?
In 2k9, HRO will be less about 'alt' and more about 'blggng about fears inside of all of us--like mortality, heights, the poor side of town, and our parentz dying without them 'getting' us.'
[Photo by Last Nite's Bathroom]
/// What are yall afraid of?
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h8/<3 dirty alts.
@altbaguette, good contribution
@Boosh, good motivation!
Silly girls, the floor of a bathroom is terribly unhygienic!
I'm afraid of logging into my dashboard and having to sift through the 23 latest HRO posts to get to the BLDGBLOG stuff. You should use a notepad and pen from time to time, actually see it written down before you post. Or at least use the preview button...
@Boosh
mnstrmr.
I'm afraid of carles getting too serious and "real" to the point of this blog making me angry rather than just being superficial entertainment that's funny because it's "ironic". I thought I wanted more realness but then sometimes I think "that made me depressed, shame on you; blog about sparks". I think what it comes down to is I just don't know what the hell I want and I think most people are in the same boat.
I fear not having an entertaining yet authentic and meaningful culture blog that "gets me" to waste time reading as the best years of my life slip slowly away from me.
also rel8d 2 the post about altbro become altbag and carles say people start 2 become altbags cuz they read hro. but we R past them right?
should we hate/heart hro now? are we safe as long we were on hro first?
time 2 B "afraid" or ttly ready 4 2k9??
OMG, just realized I should've written this in "regular" English, so I could've showed that I'm past HRO-lingo/-humour in case 2009 turns out to be a shitty year for HRO.
Is it possible to remove the "OMG" and the quotation marks?
go lookbook yourself, mnstrm mrn
afraid of disgusting altbathroomdwellers.
ack!
only losers use bathrooms, obviously.
http://shadowscene.com/images/fiesta/album559/IMG_4513.jpg
GROSS
those are some classy broads.
im afraid cuz viagra is mnstrm and idk if theres an alt e.d. medication. is e.d. mnstrm?
in 2k9 will sexy times b 2 mnstrm?
im afraid msrbashun is mnstrm.
k those r my fears. o. and gheys/blk ppl that r not african. (wut r we allowed 2 call dem in 2k9?)
that's what ppl look like after watchin electroma
@bloopster, ha
i fear being 2 serious and not lol-ing as much as i used to.
U musta seen Benjamin Buttonz movie on Christmas day with your parents because it's all about fear of mortality and getting older-but-younger and growing up to be a lil' altbro and dying in cougar's arms...kinda like that boring 60's Daft Punk movie "2k1 Across the Universe Odyssey," where the old man croaks in the art gallery and turns into a baby that flies through space...
Makes sense that cool dad Fincher is afraid of turning into a dying fetus, but Carles...you? The more you search for the meme of life, the more clarity you get...
But, what if you 4got the difference between:
Steve Aoki and Frankie Chan
Brobrasnake and Last NIght's Party
Nicole Winslett and Helena Bonham Blanchett
Benjamin Buttonz and 4est Gump
Lolz @ Meet Me in The Bathroom tag.
Miss u strokez.
Does anybody else call this website Hipsty Runny?
Scantily clad people strewn about.
Four words: I love this blog.
Like hipster rap?
www.hipsterwave.com
You. Won't. Be. Disappointed.
@j.p., advertising ur blog on HRO = mnstrm n00b
dont u remember hipster coughup?
@terry fuckwit,
Y'all!
@terry fuckwit, I don't have to remember that post to know that HRO has made efforts (and still does) to get new readers, son. I love how my jelly shakes. Heh. You said "n00b." =,p
P.S. One of those girls is topless. GASP!
www.hipsterwave.com
in Miami, all the alt clubs are dead center in the "poor side of town."
@elecBro, you gotta luv the beggers
What if I forgot the difference between an alt bro and an alt bag? life so undeserving
the fellow that takes pictures for lastnightsgirlsgonewild is a total knobhead.
how anyone can take him serious is beyond me.
i'm afraid i will never walk into a bathroom and see this...
COKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
very depictive picture!
Stephen Fry on his tour round America said Miami is the worst place in the U S of A. I might have to take his word for it.
@yur,
it's actually the best.
don't get it twisted.
i wonder how many poo's and wee's they're chilling on top of!
yarrr.... toilet party
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