
[Photo by Last Night's Party]
When I have a child
I will raise him ‘right’
and make sure he/she
gets only the best
Organic foods
Progressive Private Education
Summer art courses
Team sports
Necessary technology
No television
Plenty of ‘books’/printed out pages of wikipedia
Drug prevention education
Lots of physical affection
and verbal reinforcement
My wife will put the baby
upon her teet
and tell her about her life
and her mistakes
and the history of the modern world
The baby will grow old
and go away to design school
And find himself/herself
Fall in love
Accidentally make a new child too soon
and the circle of life will continue
The baby
must be nourished
from a teet
which spouts
top shelf vodka
(This is a metaphor)




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Moar like tequila
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oh noooo carles ran out of funnies.
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i laughed at “design school” only
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i laughed when i saw more ok..s
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this makes baby jesus sad.
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Are you all brain dead? This was funny.
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this is why you shouldn’t move to the suburbs crls. in the city, tit or not, mommy pours goose rite into baby’s mouf, no ?s asked y’all
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can the ok meme be dead now? not to take way y’alls toys or anything. <3 u, but miss real cmmnts
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//////////Reply by HIP*GRL4U~
//////////Posted January 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
@colander,
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crls, plz publish a book of authentic poetry ([via "IRL blog"])
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oh no
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Story of every alt in their early 20’s I know. =/
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the baby in the post is me. i have small space between my lip and nose. makes it hard 4 authentic pierces. :(
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my mom is an alcoholic. she gave me my first drink @ 3. this post hit a lil 2 close 2 home.
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not ok…
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//////////Reply by poor kid
//////////Posted January 26th, 2009 at 1:09 am
@jjjjjjjjoe,
way2balt <33 3/3/3/3/3/3333333
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i’m intaiwan brooooooo1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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H8 you 2k9 carles.
Misz you 2k8
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ELECTRO WILL NEVER DIE
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is it mainstream to have ‘Garden of Earthly Delights” as my second monitor desktop at work???
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i c altbreastesses.
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these could have been the perfect pair of alt breasts.
way to ruin the dream, carles.
nips or no deal
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WHEN I WAS A CHILD CRAWLING ON MY KNEES TOWARDS KVETEL
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isnt she a pornstar?
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