Comments on: AltJews http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:50:57 -0800 hourly 1 By: kitty http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-59729 kitty Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:43:27 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-59729 @nurry, alt'Brews > altBros @nurry, alt’Brews > altBros

]]> By: xavier http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-53625 xavier Sun, 24 May 2009 21:43:17 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-53625 @andrew, you just blew my mind... so true, never thought about that @andrew, you just blew my mind… so true, never thought about that

]]> By: andrew http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-53614 andrew Sun, 24 May 2009 20:59:59 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-53614 @nurry, wouldnt karl marx be the first altJew? @nurry,

wouldnt karl marx be the first altJew?

]]> By: danteller http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-38713 danteller Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:10:45 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-38713 weak post, CRLS weak post, CRLS

]]> By: SilverTell http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-35044 SilverTell Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:42:51 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-35044 @marlee sofia, It really depends on where you wan to take your personal brand. altblew - this would be for the ntry lvl alt who is moving from emo to depressing hipster like The National or José González blewck - like bloke but worse blewpster - makes you sound like a goofy hipster who listens to Hot Chip, Metronomy, Max Tundra bloopster - goofier spelling of blewspter who listens to *sigh* Dan Deacon and gets too excited about Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! blajipster - kinda makes you sound like a mutilated gypsy. Also makes you sound like a hypebeast who listens to Theophilus London, Kid Cudi, Wales, Charles Hamilton blajipsta - a sassier version of blajipster who listens to conceptual hip hop like Bad Brilliance bloojoo - name of a keut AZN jackbalt - terrible jaltbloo - connotes alternative jetsetting [via JetBlue] African + Jew Affroo - keut Affrooloo - keut and zany Afrikaan + Jew JAH-free-KAAN - loud African + Hebrew + Jew Afrewbrew Afroobrew Afribrew Afrobrew I wish I was a blipster/altjew. But I got to be true to myself [via Ziggy.] If I was a blipster/altjew though, I would call myself a "Brewlu" (= altBRo + heBREW + Afrika Bambaataa's universal zuLU nation) as a girl "jooloo" (altjoo + zulu) would be prettier. What do u think? @marlee sofia,
It really depends on where you wan to take your personal brand.

altblew – this would be for the ntry lvl alt who is moving from emo to depressing hipster like The National or José González

blewck – like bloke but worse

blewpster – makes you sound like a goofy hipster who listens to Hot Chip, Metronomy, Max Tundra
bloopster – goofier spelling of blewspter who listens to *sigh* Dan Deacon and gets too excited about Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

blajipster – kinda makes you sound like a mutilated gypsy. Also makes you sound like a hypebeast who listens to Theophilus London, Kid Cudi, Wales, Charles Hamilton
blajipsta – a sassier version of blajipster who listens to conceptual hip hop like Bad Brilliance

bloojoo – name of a keut AZN
jackbalt – terrible
jaltbloo – connotes alternative jetsetting [via JetBlue]

African + Jew

Affroo – keut
Affrooloo – keut and zany

Afrikaan + Jew

JAH-free-KAAN – loud

African + Hebrew + Jew

Afrewbrew
Afroobrew
Afribrew
Afrobrew

I wish I was a blipster/altjew. But I got to be true to myself [via Ziggy.] If I was a blipster/altjew though, I would call myself a “Brewlu” (= altBRo + heBREW + Afrika Bambaataa’s universal zuLU nation) as a girl “jooloo” (altjoo + zulu) would be prettier.

What do u think?

]]> By: 99 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-31197 99 Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:20:22 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-31197 @Anonymous, huh, why? @Anonymous, huh, why?

]]> By: marlee sofia http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-30977 marlee sofia Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:24:05 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-30977 what would one call a blipster/altjew like myself? what would one call a blipster/altjew like myself?

]]> By: AlfInYoMouf.com http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-30789 AlfInYoMouf.com Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:00:29 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-30789 altJews like Jerri Steinfeld and Adam n Eve Sandler and Johnny Mnemonic altJews like Jerri Steinfeld and Adam n Eve Sandler and Johnny Mnemonic

]]> By: JEW http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-30378 JEW Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:40:28 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-30378 altjoos exists. i am one. money+nose+disdain for relig/fam+ joofro=ulimate alt. sry altjoos exists.
i am one.
money+nose+disdain for relig/fam+ joofro=ulimate alt.

sry

]]> By: anon http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/altjews.html/comment-page-2#comment-30249 anon Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:13:10 +0000 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2216#comment-30249 @the anonzz, it doesnt work man.......trust me.....it doesnt work. Their chosen Godly blood all over your hands....It's.....it's so beautiful. It's like unicorn blood, but more, Godly. @the anonzz, it doesnt work man…….trust me…..it doesnt work. Their chosen Godly blood all over your hands….It’s…..it’s so beautiful. It’s like unicorn blood, but more, Godly.

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